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Father of the Pride Quotes

Father of the Pride is a Adult animation that appeared on TV in 2004 on NBC. Father of the Pride stopped airing in 2005.

Father of the Pride lasted 1 seasons and 15 (2 unaired and 1 unfinished) episodes. It features Mary Sandell as producer, John Goodman doing voices, Various as theme composer, and Eban Schletter as composer. Father of the Pride is executive produced by Jeffrey Katzenberg. Father of the Pride is created by Jeffrey Katzenberg.

Father of the Pride is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Father of the Pride is 22 minutes long. Father of the Pride is produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

Father of the Pride Quotes

  • (Roy) "Sigfried, I need a new tanning bed."
  • (Siegfried) "Why?"
  • (Roy) "I want to be a hue that is "cinnamon", this one only goes to "gypsy"."
  • (Roy) "We will takes these pandas, of which there are only six in North America, and we will mate them, and create more magnificent giant pandas."
  • (Siegfried) "Once again they shall roam the plains in great herds as they did before the white man came."
  • (Bernie) "I think you look great there, chief. Lean and mean. Top notch."
  • (Bernie) "Whoops. Beautiful fall monsignor. You are the Baryshnikov of disaster."
  • (Bernie) "Wonderful slip. Great surrender to gravity. Falling."
  • (Bernie) "Ground, there you go. Sorry I'm all tapped out. You gotta stop watching that. It's not doing you any good at all."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations."
  • (Unnamed) "I crown you "Miss Most Likely to Make Out With Me"."
  • (Kate) "Henry Davis? I'm in a bookclub with your mother."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh."
  • (Unnamed) "Abort. Abort. Abort. Abort. Abort."
  • (Unnamed) "Larry, do you still have that spare key to my house I gave you?"
  • (Larry) "What, the turkey lock you out again?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know what you're implying, but the turkey's just my roomate. We have seperate bedrooms. It's an economic arrangement. I was tired for cooking for one -- ah screw it. I'll get my key from someone else."
  • (Unnamed) "We don't serve White Lions."
  • (Roy) "Congratulations on being a racist."
  • (Kate) "Blake. Victoria. What a nice surprise."
  • (Larry) "Yeah, like when the gas wears off early and your dentist is buckling his pants."
  • (Unnamed) "Bring out the copper kettle, bring out the copper kettle. Take my hand in the feild, my love. Bring out the copper kettle. The copper in the kettle and the kettle in the copper, copper in the kettle in the kettle in the copper -- copper."
  • (Unnamed) "That was "Copper Kettle""
  • (Larry) "Really?"
  • (Snack) "Hey party people. What comes before Part-B? Part-AAAYYY."
  • (Kate) "Larry, oh my God, get in here."
  • (Larry) "Kinda busy hon. I'm working on the"
  • (Sarmoti) "Boy, did my daughter hit the jackpot with you."
  • (Unnamed) "Tonight she's going to put me in a sailor outfit. Do me a favor, just eat me now."
  • (Larry) "Yeah, you know I would, but housecats give me acid reflux."
  • (Sarmoti) "As a lion you got it here"
  • (Sarmoti) "and in here."
  • (Larry) "That tickles."
  • (Sarmoti) "You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp schtooped your gradma."
  • (Siegfried) "Do you think the Red Sox are going to go all the way this year?"
  • (Roy) "I don't even know you anymore."
  • (Roy) "Magic, you fickle bitch."
  • (Larry) "Foo-Lin, I'd like to introduce you to Nelson. Nelson, this is Foo-Lin."
  • (Foo-Lin) "Hey Nelson."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "If you smell something it's not me. It's not."
  • (Kate) "I'd love that program for Sierra. Those kids seemed really neat."
  • (Larry) "Uh huh. What's wrong with you?"
  • (Sarmoti) "You're new with women and you're swinging for the fences. Let me save you a lot of heartache: You're not a powerhitter. Just lay down a bunt, get on base and thank the merciful Lord they even let you suit up."
  • (Kate) "Larry, this is a nightmare. Look what I just found in Sierra's room."
  • (Kate) "Please tell me this isn't what I think it is."
  • (Larry) "Yep, that's catnip."
  • (Kate) "Oh God, our daughter's a niphead."
  • (Sarmoti) "Nice. You run a tight ship champ."
  • (Kate) "This explains the locked doors and the weird attitude."
  • (Larry) "Look, she's a teenager. She's bound to experiment."
  • (Sarmoti) ""Bound to experiment"? Way to parent with authority. Call me when she's pregnant."
  • (Larry) "I'm not the kind of guy who goes on TV. I'm the kind of guy who lies in front of the TV. And I'm just sort of hitting my stride with that."
  • (Larry) "I don't know what's going on with Sierra lately. We don't connect anymore."
  • (Kate) "It's just a phase."
  • (Larry) "I know. But what happened to the kid who wouldn't eat a bite of dinner unless she was sitting next to me?"
  • (Kate) "If it makes you feel any better she treats me the same way."
  • (Larry) "Well, yeah. But she was never nuts about you."
  • (Foo-Lin) "My sister has a husband and a baby on the way. I have nothing. Not even my jewerly making business is going well. At least I've got Mr. Right. Mr. Right's the only man who loves me. Aren't you Mr. Right?"
  • (Foo-Lin) "Boodgie, boodgie, boo."
  • (Unnamed) "HELP ME."
  • (Larry) "So you want to play hardball? Well what's this?"
  • (Larry) "Oh water. As I recall little kitty cats don't like water."
  • (Hunter) "I don't know where she is."
  • (Larry) "I've cracked harder nuts than you mister."
  • (Larry) "Ow. I'm hit. Oh."
  • (Larry) "Officer down."
  • (Donkey) "You know how many times I had to hear "Donkey's an ass", "Donkey's an ass", "Donkey's an ass"? All right, I get it. They're synonyms. I hate synonyms, Larry."
  • (Sierra) "What's that?"
  • (Kate) "Don't get cute. This isn't a game Sierra. It's catnip."
  • (Kate) "Or as you and your friends might call it: Mulch, snorkel, monkey junk, street cheese or Siamese cole slaw."
  • (Sierra) "What? You think that's mine?"
  • (Larry) "We found it in your room."
  • (Sierra) "Oh my God. You searched my room. What happened to privacy?"
  • (Sierra) "We saw a movie about a lion that drove a truck. We're not going to let that happen to you."
  • (Sierra) "Well it's not mine."
  • (Kate) "Then who's is it?"
  • (Sierra) "I don't know. Maybe one of my friends put it there. Or maybe it's Siegfried and Roy's. I mean that would definetly explain the outfits."
  • (Kate) "Uh-huh. We're supposed to believe that."
  • (Sierra) "Yeah, because it's the truth."
  • (Sierra) "I don't believe it. You don't trust me."
  • (Kate) "No, we don't trust you. For all we know you're high on the --"
  • (Kate) "-- Friedman right this minute."
  • (Larry) "Honey, that's the doctor who did the study."
  • (Roger the Orangutan) "Larry, is that a mole? I can't tell. Be honest."
  • (Larry) "Roger, I can't do a mole check right now."
  • (Roger the Orangutan) "Do you know how much it took to make myself that vulnerable to you, crapface?"
  • (Sarmoti) "Larry, I want you to know, if you were my own son -- I'd be pretty disapointed. But I'd make do."
  • (Larry) "Your dad's a real treat. He should go make people laugh in heaven."
  • (Foo-Lin) "Oh God. I'm gonna be alone forever."
  • (Kate) "No you are not. You'll find someone."
  • (Larry) "Well -- realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim."
  • (Foo-Lin) "Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?"
  • (Larry) "No. Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "Hi, I'm Nelson."
  • (Kate) "Nelson? I thought your name was Bong Bong."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "Bong Bong? Oh, that's my slave name."
  • (Kate) "Larry, this isn't really the time."
  • (Larry) "This is the perfect time: You're in heat, I'm not hungry, I just peed --"
  • (Javier the Jaguar) "I feel sad inside. It is as if my male parts were not as gigantic as they really are."
  • (Blake) "Come along dear before you ruin another baboon liver."
  • (Victoria) "Wait. I want to get the name of his dentist."
  • (Sierra) "I'm on my way to a party by the reptile house. I probably won't take drugs, but I won't really know until I get there."
  • (Larry) "That's fine. See you later."
  • (Sierra) "You guys are back early."
  • (Kate) "Why was the door locked?"
  • (Sierra) "I don't know. The better question is: Why do we live in a world where the doors need locks?"
  • (Larry) "I think she's got us there."
  • (Sierra) "Well congratulations. I didn't want to do drugs before, but now maybe I will."
  • (Larry) "You're grounded."
  • (Sierra) "You are the worst parents EVER."
  • (Larry) "We are not. My parents were."
  • (Sierra) "You guys are insane."
  • (Larry) "No. We're a new generation of parents. We had a lot of fun, so now you don't have to."
  • (Sarmoti) "Hey, here comes that Debra chick."
  • (Bernie) "I hear she is wild."
  • (Larry) "The elephant? You're into that?"
  • (Bernie) "C'mon, you never had the "Pinned in the Lake" fantasy? You know, I'm just sitting here at the water's edge. Whoops. I slipped. Or did I?"
  • (Larry) "So you're from Beijing? Must have some geat Chinese food there."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "Ehh -- it's not as good as New York."
  • (Larry) "If any of you touch my daughter, I'll pull out your intestines and eat them while you watch."
  • (Kate) "That isnt funny, young lady. We were very very furried about you --. Hey, Lar, check it out. I Just said "furried" instead of "worried"."
  • (Larry) "Furried, that's awesome -- Who are you?"
  • (Kate) "Thank you Mrs. Falvi for a delightful evening of discussion and song. My husband and I had a great time. Didn't we Larry?"
  • (Larry) "Oh yeah. You guys sure beat the hell out of Dumb Kids Choir."
  • (Sarmoti) "Katie Couric has got that "good girl but probably wild in the sack" thing going on."
  • (Larry) "Brother, you got that right."
  • (Larry) "Hey, I Know You. Copper Kettle. Co-Opper Kettle. Co-PPER KETTLE."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "I love Kate, Larry. I can't help it. She's my perfect woman."
  • (Larry) "No, she isn't. You have a crush on her because she's the first woman that was ever nice to you."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "My mom was nice to me."
  • (Larry) "Nelson, I know you don't have a lot of experience, but as a dude, we don't really count moms."
  • (Larry) "Just know that if Foo-lin is on our couch tomorrow I'm buying a gun on the internet and hiring someone with fingers to shoot me."
  • (Larry) "Excuse me, I'm looking for my daughter. Do any of you go to school with my daughter?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Larry) "Sweetheart, it's ok. We love you."
  • (Unnamed) "I love you too daddy."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want to live with mom anymore."
  • (Larry) "Um -- ok."
  • (Unnamed) "I love you speaker."
  • (Larry) "Hunter, what are you doing in Sierra's bed?"
  • (Hunter) "She said if I didn't pretend to be her she'd kill Santa."
  • (Larry) "Don't worry buddy, there's no Santa."
  • (Hunter) "W-w-what?"
  • (Larry) "We need to talk about you and Kate."
  • (Nelson 'Bong-Bong') "It sickens me that she's laying beneath you. That's how it works right? I mean, I might need to know for later."
  • (Foo-Lin) "Kate, can I sleep over? I don't want to be alone tonight. Or ever. Oh God. What's wrong with me?"
  • (Sarmoti) "I'll tell you what's wrong with you: Your ovaries are turning into concrete. Go home. Get out of here."
  • (Foo-Lin) "Oh Sarmoti, you always know how to make me laugh."

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