Fatal Instinct Quotes

Fatal Instinct is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fatal Instinct stopped airing in 1970.

It features ubl, Pierce Gardner, Katie Jacobs as producer, Richard Gibbs in charge of musical score, and Gabriel Beristain as head of cinematography.

Fatal Instinct is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fatal Instinct is 91 minutes long. Fatal Instinct is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Kate Nelligan as Lana Ravine, Sean Young as Lola Cain, Christopher McDonald as Frank Kelbo, Armand Assante as Ned Ravine, Tony Randall as Judge Skanky, James Remar as Max Shady, and Sherilyn Fenn as Laura Lincolnberry.

Fatal Instinct Quotes

James Remar as Max Shady

• (James Remar) "I'm gonna put these two fingers in his eyes, this finger in his mouth, and use his head for a friggin' bowling ball."
• (Prison Reporter) "Are you a good bowler Mr. Shady?"
• (Prison Reporter) "How would you handle a 7-10 split?"

Armand Assante as Ned Ravine

• (Armand Assante) "-- I need an aspirin."

• (Armand Assante) "You stay away from my wife, my life, my home, and my skunk."

• (Prison Reporter) "Mr. Ravine, how does it feel to have slept with a murderess?"
• (Armand Assante) "It's better than sleeping with a Ninja Turtle."

• (Armand Assante) "Put the can back in American. The Jew back in jurisprudence. The con back in constitution. And the dumb back in freedom."

• (Armand Assante) "Now, Mrs. Ravine -- may I call you Lana?"
• (Kate Nelligan) "Oh, please, call me Angel Tits."
• (Lana's Prosecutor) "I object."
• (Tony Randall) "Sustained. Counselor, you will address Angel Tits as Mrs. Ravine."

Sean Young as Lola Cain

• (Sean Young) "So, I hear you go both ways."
• (Armand Assante) "Only once. It was a fraternity prank. I never saw him again."
• (Sean Young) "No, I mean you're a cop and a lawyer."
• (Armand Assante) "Lot of scum out there on the streets. They all deserve a fair and costly trial."

• (Sean Young) "You're the first man who has lasted that long on that barstool."
• (Armand Assante) "I'm flattered."
• (Sean Young) "Well, don't. It's broken."

• (Sean Young) "What are you gonna do? Blow me away?"

• (Sean Young) "He left me. He left me because she looked more like me than I did."

Kate Nelligan as Lana Ravine

• (Kate Nelligan) "You speak Yiddish?"
• (Man in park) "No, but I can read the subtitles."

Tony Randall as Judge Skanky

• (Tony Randall) "I love recess."

Sherilyn Fenn as Laura Lincolnberry

• (Sherilyn Fenn) "I wonder what he's thinking when he looks at me with that goofy smile."
• (Armand Assante) "Boy, does she look stupid in that hat."
• (Sherilyn Fenn) "If I told him how I really feel, he'd probably fire me. Oh, what am I saying? He probably doesn't even know I exist."
• (Armand Assante) "Laura's incredible. And so smart. I wonder if she's smart enough to know that that was Lola's lipstick on my collar? And that we spent the night bumping ugly and knocking boots?"
• (Sherilyn Fenn) "Maybe I should dress more like Lola Cain. Then he'd notice me. Hm. If I came in wearing no panties, no bra and a wet T-shirt, then --"
• (Armand Assante) "Maybe she hasn't found the right -- Oh, I'm sorry."
• (Sherilyn Fenn) "I was just rambling."
• (Armand Assante) "Go ahead."
• (Sherilyn Fenn) "No, no, really. You first."
• (Armand Assante) "No, I insist, please."

• (Sherilyn Fenn) "No. No. No."
• (Armand Assante) "Laura. Snap out of it."

Christopher McDonald as Frank Kelbo

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