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Fantastic Four (2005 film) Quotes

Fantastic Four (2005 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Fantastic Four stopped airing in 1970.

It features Avi Arad; Bernd Eichinger; Ralph Winter as producer, John Ottman in charge of musical score, and Oliver Wood (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Fantastic Four (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fantastic Four (2005 film) is 106 minutes long. Fantastic Four (2005 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Maria Menounos as Johnny Storm, Maria Menounos as Nurse, Kerry Washington as Alicia Masters, David Parker as Ernie, Michael Kopsa as Ned Cecil, and Hamish Linklater as Leonard.

Fantastic Four (2005 film) Quotes

Maria Menounos as Johnny Storm

  • (Maria Menounos) "Where are your ears?"
  • (Chief Fireman) "Who's the leader?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "That would be me."
  • (Chief Fireman) "No, really."
  • (Compound Reporter #2) "Is it true you can fly?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult."
  • (Susan Storm) "Don't even think about it."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Never do."
  • (Maria Menounos) "My future wife."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Care to join me?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "What?"
  • (Reed Richards) "You need to control yourself, and think before you act."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Yeah, but you see, that's your problem; you always think, you never act. What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling?"
  • (Reed Richards) "A higher calling? Like getting girls and making money?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Is there any higher? You know what Reed; this is who we are. Accept it. Or better yet, enjoy it."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Hey. Nice do. Likin' the grandpa look."
  • (Susan Storm) "He didn't."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Oh, yes, he did. Flame boy never listens."
  • (Susan Storm) "What did he do to his uniform?"
  • (X Games Reporter) "Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut."
  • (X Games Reporter) "So, what are your superhero names?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch."
  • (X Games Reporter) "What about the rest of the team?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "That's the Invisible Girl."
  • (Susan Storm) ""Girl"?"
  • (X Games Reporter) "What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Could've been worse."
  • (Reed Richards) "I guess."
  • (Reed Richards) "What worries me is that our powers are evolving."
  • (Maria Menounos) "I know; I know. I'm so close to flying, guys, I can taste it."
  • (Susan Storm) "You can't fly."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Yet."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Please tell me your guy's not trying to rekindle things with my sister again."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Of course not. It's strictly business."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Yes. Well, his eyes say differently, don't they?"
  • (Ben Grimm) "Hey. Two hearts got busted last time. Maybe she's not over it either."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Wow, Dr. Phil, that's deep. Let's think about that. You got Victor: more money than god, stud of the year. And you got Reed: world's dumbest smart guy, worth less than a postage stamp. That's a real toss-up."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Don't trouble your tiny little mind."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Don't wander off now, boy."
  • (Susan Storm) "It's too dangerous for you to go out into public."
  • (Maria Menounos) "You've been saying that for years."
  • (Ben Grimm) "So, how long til this contraption is up and running?"
  • (Reed Richards) "I don't know, it's hard to say."
  • (Ben Grimm) "How long, Reed?"
  • (Reed Richards) "I don't know, uh --"
  • (Ben Grimm) "You don't know?"
  • (Reed Richards) "You don't want this to get worse?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Worse than that ?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "I'm going to need therapy."
  • (Reed Richards) "So what do you think?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "I don't know Reed, I think you might be taking you work home with you."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Thank you. That's so sweet."
  • (Ben Grimm) "I can handle this ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde Ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or doing Swan Lake in these suits."
  • (Maria Menounos) "You missed me."
  • (Maria Menounos) "If you're good, maybe daddy'll let you drive."
  • (Ben Grimm) "You keep talking and there won't be a next time."
  • (Susan Storm) "Johnny, have you seen Ben?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Yeah, Sunshine just left. Look Sue, I'm sorry, I -- I can't stay in this freak show, I gotta get back to the real world."
  • (Susan Storm) "You're calling that the real world?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Sue stop, you're not mum, don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?"
  • (Susan Storm) "Maybe I would if you stopped acting like one. Do you even hear yourself? Who do you think you are?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Why is everyone on my ass? If you guys are jealous, that's fine; I didn't expect it to come from you though."
  • (Susan Storm) "You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Let's try something new. You live your life, I'll live mine. Sound good?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Oh, and just for the record; they love me."
  • (Reporter- City TV) "Excuse me. That thing doesn't look so fantastic."
  • (Reed Richards) "Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero."
  • (Maria Menounos) "What he means is, every team needs a mascot."
  • (Maria Menounos) "A new day is dawning. The day of the Fantastic Four."
  • (Reed Richards) "I'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Oh, well that's easy: I'm hot. You're -- well, you're a little limp. Sue's easy to see through. And Ben's always been a hardass."
  • (Maria Menounos) "You think that's funny, Pebbles?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Hey. Look what the marketing guys did. Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this --"
  • (Maria Menounos) "It's catchy, right?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Isn't that great?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Aww, that was the prototype."
  • (Maria Menounos) "My God. You're hot."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Why, thank you. So are you."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Digital camera; $250. Memory stick; $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot; priceless."
  • (X Games Reporter) "Is it true what they say about him? That he can expand any part of his anatomy?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Well, I've always found him to be a little limp."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Come on, Ben. Smile. They wanna like you, bud. Say hi."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Uh, don't do drugs."
  • (Susan Storm) "You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Is that a trick question?"
  • (Reed Richards) "Johnny. Supernova."
  • (Maria Menounos) "I thought we agreed that was bad."
  • (Reed Richards) "Now."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Hey, no more wise cracks about the way I look."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Okay, wide load coming through. Everybody move. He's huge."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Hey. Come here, Mr. Sensitive."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Flame on."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Show-off."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Let's see if we can get blood from a stone."
  • (Susan Storm) "It's got to be the cloud. It's fundamentally altered our DNA."
  • (Reed Richards) "Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Hey, guys."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Now picture that -- But everywhere. I mean -- Everywhere. What ?"
  • (Reed Richards) "-- The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Johnny. You're on fire."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Thanks. You're pretty good too."
  • (Maria Menounos) "I'm gonna need therapy."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?"
  • (Ben Grimm) "Where am I?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Back on Earth. We're in quarantine. Victor's medical facility."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Reed? Sue?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "Oh, they're fine. Everybody else is fine."
  • (Ben Grimm) "What's wrong with me?"
  • (Maria Menounos) "I swear to you, Ben, they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best."
  • (Ben Grimm) "Give me that mirror."
  • (Maria Menounos) "I don't think if that's a good idea. They said the shock alone --"
  • (Ben Grimm) "I said, give me that god**** mirror."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Okay, Ben. Just be strong."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face."
  • (Maria Menounos) "I need names -- and shots. Bartender."
  • (Susan Storm) "Johnny."
  • (Maria Menounos) "What?"
  • (Susan Storm) "You gave us names? You don't think. So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?"
  • (Ben Grimm) "A face that's about to be broken."
  • (Maria Menounos) "Had a little relapse, huh? Welcome back."

Kerry Washington as Alicia Masters

  • (Ben Grimm) "You know, you could'a run an ad in the personals."
  • (Kerry Washington) "Sensual blind chick seeks three-ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship."
  • (Ben Grimm) "This ain't permanent. My friend Reed is working on a cure -- I think."
  • (Kerry Washington) "Bennie -- you feel good 'as is'."
  • (Kerry Washington) "Look around. I'll get us drinks. They always let blind girls cut the line."
  • (Ben Grimm) "You don't know what it's like out there. Walking around like some kind of circus freak. People staring, whispering --"
  • (Kerry Washington) "I wouldn't know anything about that."
  • (Ben Grimm) "I mean --"
  • (Reed Richards) "Ben, I've been crunching the numbers on the machine. I think if we can rework the power settings --"
  • (Ben Grimm) "Forget it, egghead. I'm good as is."
  • (Kerry Washington) "Better than good, baby."
  • (Kerry Washington) "You just -- need to work on your touch."
  • (Ben Grimm) "I like the sound of that."
  • (Kerry Washington) "See you later, Ben."
  • (Kerry Washington) "I'm Alicia, by the way."
  • (Ben Grimm) "If there is a God, he hates me."
  • (Kerry Washington) "She is not so into hate."

Hamish Linklater as Leonard

  • (Hamish Linklater) "Sir, I have always wondered. Why Sue? You could have any other woman in the world."
  • (Victor Von Doom) "That's why. Because I could have any other woman."
  • (Hamish Linklater) "Uh, sir, Larry King just canceled. Apparently there's a bigger story."

Michael Kopsa as Ned Cecil

  • (Michael Kopsa) "About the I.P.O.- no hard feelings, right? Nothing personal. You know, you could always move back to Latveria and start fresh. Maybe that's where you belong; the old country."
  • (Victor Von Doom) "Nothing personal, Ned -- but I'm not going anywhere."

David Parker as Ernie

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