Fantastic Easter Special Quotes

Fantastic Easter Special is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fantastic Easter Special completed its run in 1970.

Fantastic Easter Special Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Help."
• (Unnamed) "What happened?"
• (Unnamed) "My dad's in a rabbit-worshiping cult called the Hare Club for Men, they protect the secret of Easter but before they said what it was they were attacked by ninjas and put me in charge of Snowball."
• (Unnamed) "-- I'm kind of fingerpainting right now."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, they took my dad away. They even shot one of his fellow hares. And now they're after me. Do you know anything about Easter? What is the connection between Jesus and rabbits and colored eggs?"
• (Unnamed) "Dude, I'm Jewish. I have no idea."

• (Unnamed) "So what now?"
• (Unnamed) "If the pope has my dad -- I have to give him what he wants."
• (Unnamed) "You aren't just gonna hand Snowball over?"
• (Unnamed) "What choice do I have? There's nobody left who can help us --. Wait -- unless -- maybe there is."
• (Unnamed) "Here, hold this."
• (Unnamed) "Jesus, I know we haven't talked in a long time, and I know that every time you appear we end up killing you somehow, but -- I don't know what to do. And I could really use your help."
• (Unnamed) "I think the rabbit just crapped on my jacket."

• (Unnamed) "In my Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, / I'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade."
• (Unnamed) "Look at that one, huh? Half-purple and half-yellow with a chickadee sticker. I'm good."
• (Unnamed) "Uh, can I ask a question? Why do we do this?"
• (Unnamed) "Wha -- what do you mean, "Why do we do this?" It's Easter."
• (Unnamed) "Right. So why do we color eggs?"
• (Unnamed) "Well -- so that the Easter Bunny can hide them."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but why?"
• (Unnamed) "Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins."
• (Unnamed) "So we dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?"
• (Unnamed) "That's right."
• (Unnamed) "You don't see the missteps in logic with that?"
• (Unnamed) "Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a -- a gap of information."
• (Unnamed) "Stanley, just dye your god**** eggs."
• (Unnamed) "I don't feel like coloring eggs. I don't get it."
• (Unnamed) "What is wrong with him?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, he's just getting older, Randy. Maybe he's figured out the Easter Bunny isn't real."
• (Unnamed) "You know so little."

• (Unnamed) "I wanted to keep this from you, Stan. I really wanted to wait until you were older, but -- you just had to keep asking questions."
• (Unnamed) "Why were those other rabbit guys chasing me?"
• (Unnamed) "We have to be careful when we think somebody's onto us."
• (Unnamed) "We are all part of a secret society, Stan. A very ancient, very important society of men, who follow the Way of the Rabbit, and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny. We are called -- The Hare Club For Men."
• (Unnamed) "Does Mom know about this?"
• (Unnamed) "Duh, it's The Hare Club For Men. Chicks wouldn't understand."
• (Unnamed) "I don't understand."
• (Unnamed) "I belong to a secret society that has been around for thousands of years. Our identities have to be protected."
• (Unnamed) "Could -- could you take off the ears, please?"
• (Unnamed) "Stan, you don't seem to understand how serious this is. The secret of Easter that we protect is something that could rock the foundation of the entire world."
• (Unnamed) "So what is the secret of Easter?"
• (Unnamed) "I can't tell you. You have to be allowed into the society first, but -- but perhaps -- it's time."

• (Pope Benedict XVI) "Forgive me, Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "We'll never get out in time to stop him."
• (Unnamed) "Don't you have any superpowers?"
• (Unnamed) "Not as a mortal. Only in death."
• (Unnamed) "Wait. That's it. We have no choice, Kyle. You're going to have to kill me."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Stab me with this."
• (Unnamed) "If I die, I can resurrect outside the bars."
• (Unnamed) "No way. Do it yourself."
• (Unnamed) "Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle."
• (Unnamed) "Dude, you don't understand, I'm a Jew. I have a few hangups about killing Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "Just make it quick."
• (Unnamed) "Through the neck. I'll arise again immediately."
• (Unnamed) "Don't make me do this."
• (Unnamed) "My son, there is no time. Do it."
• (Unnamed) "Eric Cartman can never know about this."
• (Unnamed) "I understand. And Kyle -- Happy Easter."
• (Unnamed) "Happy Easter, Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "-- Jesus?"

• (Unnamed) "And I want a Baltor soldier doll for Easter, and five Crash-'n'-Go RC cars, you got that? Do you have that?"
• (Mall Bunny) "Uhh, don't you think that's --"
• (Unnamed) "No no. You don't ask me questions. You are a rabbit. I am a human. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can f***in' kill you."
• (Aide) "Smile."
• (Unnamed) "Bye, Easter Bunny."

• (Unnamed) "I always knew this day would come, when my son would be brought into the society. Reminds me of the day I was brought in by my father."
• (Unnamed) "Grandpa's in it too?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course. Marshes have been in The Hare Club For Men for generations. All the way back to the beginning."
• (Unnamed) "Dad, do I have to wear this bag over my head the entire time?"
• (Unnamed) "You aren't a member yet. You can't know where our secret meetings take place. We're going to a distant location, an old building near the lake about 40 minutes away."
• (Unnamed) "You mean the old Galveston Lodge?"
• (Unnamed) "Dammit."

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