Fanboys (film) Quotes

Fanboys (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fanboys stopped airing in 1970.

It features Evan Astrowsky as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Lukas Ettlin as head of cinematography.

Fanboys (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fanboys (film) is 90 minutes long. Fanboys (film) is distributed by The Weinstein Company.

The cast includes: Sam Huntington as Eric, Jay Baruchel as Windows, Dan Fogler as Hutch, Chris Marquette as Linus, Seth Rogen as Admiral Seasholtz, Ray Park as THX Security Guard #2, Kristen Bell as Zoe, Ethan Suplee as Harry Knowles, Ray Park as Head Of Security, David Denman as Chaz, Danny Trejo as The Chief, and Ray Park as THX Security Guard #4.

Fanboys (film) Quotes

Dan Fogler as Hutch

• (Dan Fogler) "What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?"

• (Dan Fogler) "I'd like to knock the nickels out of that p*****."

• (Dan Fogler) "I'm telling you, man. I took that Vulcan down hard. I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin tauntaun."
• (Sam Huntington) "Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't for me, you guys would all be dead."
• (Jay Baruchel) "What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor."
• (Chris Marquette) "The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming "time-out.""
• (Sam Huntington) "Oh, my God. That's right."
• (Jay Baruchel) "There is such a thing as time-out."
• (Dan Fogler) "I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out."

• (Dan Fogler) "Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right? Follow my lead."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them?"
• (Dan Fogler) "Yeah. It's called having balls."
• (Kristen Bell) "Or in your case, one ball."

• (Dan Fogler) "Rule number one: In my van, it's Rush. All Rush, all the time. No exceptions. Rule number two: Nobody touch the red button. And I mean never touch the red button. Most importantly, rule number three: There's no jerking it in my van."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Fine --"
• (Dan Fogler) "Don't roll your eyes at ME, Admiral Jackbar."

• (Dan Fogler) "Nighty-night, Spock-sucker."

• (Dan Fogler) "Halloween just got awesome, bitches."
• (Chris Marquette) "Prepare for the entrance of Lord Vader."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Give yourself to the Dark Side. It's the only way you can save your --"

• (Dan Fogler) "You gotta find your Death Star."
• (Sam Huntington) "Okay, I'll bite."
• (Dan Fogler) "Greatest deed Luke Skywalker ever did was take down the Death Star, right? As far as I'm concerned, that's what everybody needs. You need that one bad-ass thing that lets you live on forever, you know."

• (Dan Fogler) "Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch."

• (Dan Fogler) "Ha ha. The Buce is back."

• (Dan Fogler) "Wakey, wakey, hands off steakey."

• (Dan Fogler) "You want to take your shirt off."

Chris Marquette as Linus

• (Chris Marquette) "I love you."
• (Doctor) "I know."

• (Chris Marquette) "Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham."
• (Sam Huntington) "Klingon to this."

• (Chris Marquette) "How did you score all of this?"
• (William Shatner) "Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything."
• (Sam Huntington) "How about Jeri Ryan's panties?"

• (Chris Marquette) "We have to strip to Menudo?"
• (Thick-Necked Thug) "You got a problem with Menudo? Now, take it off."

• (Chris Marquette) "They were siblings. They were siblings, you sick bastard."

• (Chris Marquette) "Official Episode 1 countdown is six months, 12 days, eight hours and some change."
• (Jay Baruchel) "I would sell my soul to see that movie right here right now."
• (Dan Fogler) "Dude, I would sell my left nut. And I only have the one nut. So you see how serious I am?"

Kristen Bell as Zoe

• (Kristen Bell) "You might wanna hit the showers. 'Cause you smell like something s*** in my nose."
• (Dan Fogler) "Yes, Your Highnessness."
• (Kristen Bell) "Ew. What in god's name is living on your chest? It looks like you fell on ALF."

• (Kristen Bell) "I can hear his beard."

• (Kristen Bell) "That better be your lucky R2 poking me."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Nope. My penis."

• (Kristen Bell) "All right everybody, shut up."
• (Dan Fogler) "Oh."
• (Kristen Bell) "I swear to God this little Ewok is going up in flames. I'll do it."

• (Kristen Bell) "You pussies owe me, big time."

• (Kristen Bell) "Asshole. You have been trying that Jedi mind s*** on me since the eighth grade. It doesn't work."
• (Dan Fogler) "Oh, it works. Tell her, Windows."
• (Kristen Bell) "He's been geeking out with Rogue Leader all morning. Nothing can tear him away."
• (Kristen Bell) "Ah, I love the feeling of fresh air on my naked breasts."
• (Dan Fogler) "Oh, ho-ho."
• (Kristen Bell) "See that? Man's immune to sweater yams."
• (Dan Fogler) "What about me? I like sweater yams."

Sam Huntington as Eric

• (Sam Huntington) "Your mom said clean up this s***-hole or no grilled cheese for a week?"
• (Dan Fogler) "That's emotional blackmail, and you know it."

• (Sam Huntington) "Hey guys."
• (Jay Baruchel) "What?"
• (Dan Fogler) "What, man?"
• (Sam Huntington) "What if the movie sucks?"

• (Sam Huntington) "Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus. Hold up, man. Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you."
• (Chris Marquette) "Exactly. You did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. You bailed on our plan, Bottler."
• (Sam Huntington) "What plan? To be the next big thing in comics? Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. Look at you guys."
• (Chris Marquette) "You know, you could fool anybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But I know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch."

Jay Baruchel as Windows

• (Jay Baruchel) "Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all time."
• (Sam Huntington) "In the history of cinema?"
• (Jay Baruchel) "He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes."
• (Sam Huntington) "Deckard from Blade Runner."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Yes. Exactly. Greatest actor of all time. He's never done a bad movie."

• (Jay Baruchel) "I have a bad feeling about this."
• (Dan Fogler) "Um, you guys don't think that the, um --"
• (Chris Marquette) "We are in George Lucas' trash room."
• (Sam Huntington) "Don't be ridiculous, okay? The walls are not gonna close in on us."

• (Jay Baruchel) "Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
• (Sam Huntington) "Shut up, man. It was a hundred miles ago. Stop living in the past."

• (Jay Baruchel) "You guys both got to stop perpetuating this myth that Boba Fett is some kind of bad-ass. All right? He has a jet pack. So did the Rocketeer. Really cool. When it comes time for battle, the man's Michael Bay; all style, no substance."
• (Dan Fogler) "If you diss the Fett the again, I will corn-hole you with a lightsaber."

• (Jay Baruchel) "What's your game plan?"
• (Sam Huntington) "We storm the ranch or we die trying."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Yeah."

• (Jay Baruchel) "So, we're all hunky-dory? We're all copacetic?"
• (Roach) "Well, if the word "copacetic" means I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah, we're copacetic."

• (Crystal) "We're not hookers, we're escorts."
• (Jay Baruchel) "The difference being?"
• (Crystal) "I don't know."

• (Jay Baruchel) "I met her in a Jedi chatroom. The woman is perfect. She's intelligent and acerbic, and a die-hard fan. She's even got connections inside the Lucas camp."
• (Chris Marquette) "Who's also got a man package and a goatee."
• (Jay Baruchel) "You guys are all just jealous because she describes herself as a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garafolo."
• (Dan Fogler) "Tell 'em how you described yourself."
• (Jay Baruchel) "I was perfectly honest with her."
• (Chris Marquette) "You said you look like a white Billy Dee Williams. You called yourself white chocolate."
• (Jay Baruchel) "I am white chocolate."

• (Jay Baruchel) "What's your new game plan?"
• (Sam Huntington) "Let's get in the van and get the hell outta here."

Ethan Suplee as Harry Knowles

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Ray Park as THX Security Guard #4

• (Ray Park) "By the time y'all walk away from this your face are gonna be shrunken and shriveled --"
• (Ray Park) "-- just like your one nut."
• (Dan Fogler) "What? How can he possibly know that?"
• (Ray Park) "Oh, we know about your uniball. We know everything, Mr. Harold Hutchinson, aka Hutch. Son of Gloria. Humongous Rush fan."
• (Dan Fogler) "Dude, you're freaking me out. How do you know this?"
• (Ray Park) "Because you have a Rush shirt on, dips***."

• (Ray Park) "Time for you to get mauled, boy."

• (Ray Park) "Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what have done here. And I have been informed that I feel the same way. So the charges are gonna be dropped. That is, of course, if you are what you appear to be."
• (Jay Baruchel) "Uh, what do we appear to be?"
• (Ray Park) "Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz."

Seth Rogen as Admiral Seasholtz

• (Seth Rogen) "Just take a look-see here."
• (Dan Fogler) "What's with the man-purse?"
• (Seth Rogen) "Yep. As I thought, scanner reads "douche bag.""

David Denman as Chaz

• (David Denman) "Holy s***. If it ain't C-3Penis Face and R2-Dickhead."
• (Dan Fogler) "What did you just say, you giant bastard?"

Danny Trejo as The Chief

• (Danny Trejo) "The Chief fixed it while you boys were asleep."
• (Sam Huntington) "The Chief fixed it. Is he around? Can we thank him?"
• (Chris Marquette) "He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren't you? Why didn't you say so?"
• (Danny Trejo) "The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. It causes confusion, especially with the bitches."

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