Family Goy Quotes

Family Goy is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Family Goy ended its run in 1970.

Family Goy Quotes

• (Lois Griffin) "Peter, we're not having sex. I just told you I have a lump."
• (Peter Griffin) "I have a lump, too, and mine's easier to get rid of."

• (Meg Griffin) "Mom, is sodomy illegal if you're Jewish?"
• (Lois Griffin) "I hope so, Meg. I really do."
• (Peter Griffin) "It's not, Lois. It's not."

• (Max Weinstein) "Becoming Jewish doesn't happen overnight. It's a process that involves spiritual education and good works."
• (Peter Griffin) "So, what you're saying is that it happens overnight?"

• (Lois Griffin) "So, Jesus, which religion should we choose?"
• (Jesus) "Ah, six of one, they're all complete crap."
• (Brian Griffin) "Thank you."

• (Peter Griffin) "Jews are gross, Lois. It's the only religion with the word 'ew' in it."

• (Brian Griffin) "Too many people go overboard with what they believe. Like Quagmire when he thought he was was the one getting the spinoff."
• (Glen Quagmire) "See ya later, bitches. Have fun with your stupid s***ty giant chicken jokes and Conway Twi; hey, why is there a moving truck outside of Cleveland's house?"

• (Lois Griffin) "Peter, you ready for dinner?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Oh, that's just like the Parker Lewis episode when Parker Lewis ate dinner."
• (Lois Griffin) "Peter, nobody cares about your cancelled show."
• (Peter Griffin) "Lois, Parker Lewis can't lose. Don't even try and make him lose 'cause it's just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can't lose."
• (Chris Griffin) "Would he win in a fight with Batman?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Well, Chris, think about what you're saying; Parker Lewis Can't lose. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that."
• (Chris Griffin) "Suck on that? Suck on this; Tic-Tacs only have one and a half calories."
• (Peter Griffin) "Well Played."
• (Chris Griffin) "I love you, Dad."
• (Peter Griffin) "I love you too, son."

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