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Extract (film) Quotes

Extract (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Extract completed its run in 1970.

It features John Altschuler, Mike Judge, Glenn Lucas, and Mike Rotenberg as producer, George S. Clinton in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

Extract (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Extract (film) is 92 minutes long. Extract (film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Jason Bateman as Joel, Kristen Wiig as Suzie, Ben Affleck as Dean, Gene Simmons as Joe Adler, Dustin Milligan as Brad, J. K. Simmons as Brian, and T. J. Miller as Rory.

Extract (film) Quotes

Ben Affleck as Dean

  • (Ben Affleck) "Oh, damn. Goodness."
  • (Ben Affleck) "Hi. Dean. Entrepreneur, spiritualist, healer."
  • (Ben Affleck) "There he goes -- Johnny Horsecock."
  • (Ben Affleck) "You should try smoking a little pot."
  • (Jason Bateman) "That's a drug."
  • (Ben Affleck) "It's not a drug. It's a flower."
  • (Ben Affleck) "That's how we're gonna solve all our modern problems. Wisdom of the ancients."
  • (Ben Affleck) "You need to take some Xanax."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Xanax? Isn't that for anxiety?"
  • (Ben Affleck) "It's good for all psychological problems in the DSM-IV. Xanax basically just makes you feel good. That's why it works for everything. I take it for the common head cold."
  • (Ben Affleck) "Damn. She work here?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Yes, she's a temp."
  • (Ben Affleck) "She's a tramp?"
  • (Jason Bateman) ""Temp.""

T. J. Miller as Rory

  • (T. J. Miller) "I don't want to work at Southwest Airlines. They make you do the limbo. I would be the laughingstock of the grindcore community."

Jason Bateman as Joel

  • (Jason Bateman) "I think that I just got distracted with Dean, and the drugs, and the gigolos."
  • (Jason Bateman) "If I don't get home before 8, she puts on the sweatpants."
  • (Jason Bateman) "And once the sweatpants are on, I get nothing."
  • (Jason Bateman) "What is it with women? Y'know, they say they don't care about looks; they just want a guy who's smart and funny; but they always just end up laughing at whatever the good-looking stupid guy says."
  • (Jason Bateman) "What if I tell her you did it all for money? How about that Ding-Ding?"

Dustin Milligan as Brad

  • (Dustin Milligan) "Hey you weren't supposed to be here for another 4 hours -- What happened to your face?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "same thing --. Your face is going to look like my face if I ever -- . Actually, your face is going to look worse than mine if --"

Gene Simmons as Joe Adler

  • (Gene Simmons) "I should fire all 3 of you. Cuz you laughed at me when I bought those bus stop bench ads. But this Step guy, he's the Holy Grail. See if both his balls had been knocked clean off, it'd be a good case, but not a great case. and with no balls, he's no man at all. The jury will never feel they can walk in the shoes of a ball-less neutered He-She freak. But Step. He's got one ball. Barely. But to a jury, he's still a man. And that man is hanging on by a thread. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS MAN IS A f***ING POWERBALL. THIS GUY IS A -- Oh hello. I'm Joe Adler."

J. K. Simmons as Brian

  • (J. K. Simmons) "Hey and I need to fire Hector. You know, cuz of What's-her-face's purse and Dinkus' wallet."

Kristen Wiig as Suzie

  • (Kristen Wiig) "Who'd you want to have an affair with, anyway?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Just some criminal drifter."

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