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Expiration (film) Quotes

Expiration (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Expiration ended in 1970.

It features Ben Dally; Sebastian Grobys; Samantha Gutterman as producer, Jon Day in charge of musical score, and Ben Dally; Sebastian Grobys as head of cinematography.

Expiration (film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Expiration (film) is 102 min. long.

Expiration (film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Getting married isn't going to unf*** her, you know that right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Where the f*** were you?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's kind of a long story --"
  • (Unnamed) "You don't really think you talked to God right?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. I listened."
  • (Unnamed) "You wanna smoke a joint --"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you serious?"
  • (Unnamed) "When I'm nervous I hum oldies, I eat red licorice and I blaze phatties, so just say yes or no, k?"
  • (Unnamed) "How do you feel?"
  • (Unnamed) "Awake."
  • (Unnamed) "Having a kid doesn't mean you're not one."
  • (Unnamed) "Believe it or not, the first time I tried drugs was 39 days ago. I figured, why beat around the bush, so I came home and dropped acid."
  • (Unnamed) "How was that experience?"
  • (Unnamed) "I saw God."
  • (Unnamed) "Guess it was pretty good then."
  • (Unnamed) "He said only one sentence out loud. Do this one small thing, and all your sins shall be forgotten. The time I slapped Joanna, the time I called my Mom a bitch, even the time I beat off in the confessional -- "Do this one small act.""
  • (Unnamed) "This isn't my fight --"
  • (Unnamed) "Cut off one asshole's dick and they all feel it."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you know where Blue Curaçao comes from?"
  • (Unnamed) "Curaçao?"
  • (Unnamed) "Where's home?"
  • (Unnamed) "The Anchor Motel --"
  • (Unnamed) "You know it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Too f***ing well."
  • (Unnamed) "Nice place."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah I like it -- it's a little red, little red -- I'm having womb flashbacks --"

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