Eraser (film) Quotes

Eraser (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Eraser stopped airing in 1970.

It features Anne Kopelson as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Eraser (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Eraser (film) is 114 minutes long. Eraser (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: James Caan as Robert, Robert Pastorelli as John, Nick Chinlund as Calderon, Vanessa Williams as Lee, Joe Viterelli as Tony Two Toes, Tony Longo as Mikey, James Cromwell as Donahue, John Snyder as Sal, Robert Pastorelli as Johnny C, Danny Nucci as Nurse, Gerry Becker as Morehart, Patrick Kilpatrick as James Haggerty, Danny Nucci as Deputy Monroe, Olek Krupa as Sergei, Nick Chinlund as Agent, Michael Papajohn as Schiff, and James Coburn as WitSec Ops.

Eraser (film) Quotes

Vanessa Williams as Lee

• (Vanessa Williams) "Are we near?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "You were right about Donahue, he left himself a back door. But we've still got to break his code. I say that we have about five or six minutes before they trace us."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Do you recognize any of this?"
• (Vanessa Williams) "No. But, we're getting warm, it's an accounting format."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Okay, stop me if I get lucky."
• (Vanessa Williams) "UBS, United Bank of Syria."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "$52 million? If it's an arms sale, it's a major one. Let's see who their buyer is."
• (Vanessa Williams) "Sergei Ivanovich Petrofski? Who's that?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Bad news. He runs a cartel in the Russian mafia, selling drugs, guns, and influence to some very unpleasant people."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "There it is, delivery date. Tonight, midnight? A thousand units at Baltimore Harbor."
• (Vanessa Williams) "But a thousand units of what?"
• (Vanessa Williams) "An EM gun."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "A thousand EM guns."
• (Vanessa Williams) "Are they insane? If these things get offshore --"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "There'll be a whole new era of world terrorism."

• (Vanessa Williams) "You're late."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Traffic."

• (Vanessa Williams) "I didn't know treason was part of the corporate strategy."

• (Vanessa Williams) "What happened?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "They caught a train."

James Caan as Robert

• (James Caan) "Confused, pal? New York."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "You're off course."
• (James Caan) "No, no we're not. You're gonna take us to her John."
• (James Caan) "You did a very, very bad thing, John. You killed Monroe. Now that makes you the mole."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "No, that makes you a murderer."

• (James Caan) "Turn this thing around."
• (Unnamed) "I've got a may-day, I'm trying to keep us in the air."
• (James Caan) "I said turn around and take him out now."

• (Hostage Taker) "You're early."
• (James Caan) "You're late."

• (James Caan) "Okay, I think it's safe to say we got him."
• (Michael Papajohn) "He's toast."
• (Nick Chinlund) "I think we even got the roaches."

• (Undersecretary of Defense Daniel Harper) "It's for you."
• (James Caan) "Yeah?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "You've just been erased."

• (James Caan) "You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food."

• (James Caan) "I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache."

• (James Caan) "Alright, I want his face all over this windshield."

• (James Caan) "John, I can't believe you nailed me with this cheap piece of mail-order s***."

• (James Caan) "Hey, John? That was good work last night."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "I had a good teacher."
• (James Caan) "Bulls***. You had the best."

• (James Caan) "Listen, have I given you an evaluation yet."
• (Danny Nucci) "Evaluation?"
• (James Caan) "Yeah."
• (James Caan) "A-plus, kid."
• (James Caan) "Ah man, can somebody get me a wet-nap or something?"

• (James Caan) "Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered."

• (James Caan) "Good morning, gentlemen."
• (Undersecretary of Defense Daniel Harper) "Shut up. You mind telling me what the hell's going on?"
• (James Caan) "I'll have the situation contained in 24 hours."
• (Undersecretary of Defense Daniel Harper) "Not good enough. The shipment goes down tonight."
• (James Caan) "Everything is going as planned. But the first thing we've got to do is cancel that shipment."
• (Undersecretary of Defense Daniel Harper) "And what do you propose we do with 10 tons of assault weaponry that's not supposed to exist?"
• (James Caan) "I am the eyes and ears of your world, gentlemen, and I'm telling you, there's too much heat."
• (Undersecretary of Defense Daniel Harper) "You don't get it. The money has already changed hands. These are not the type of people you cancel on."
• (James Caan) "Listen --"
• (Undersecretary of Defense Daniel Harper) "No, you listen. The disk, the girl, the guns. By dawn they don't exist. Are we clear?"
• (James Caan) "Yes, sir. Crystal."

Robert Pastorelli as John

• (Robert Pastorelli) "Drop your gun."
• (James Caan) "What?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "Do you remember when you told me that if I ever needed anything, I could come to you?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Yes."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Well, I need your help."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Wait, you want my help?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Yes -- right now."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "You got it."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Evan. Look, cover me at the bar for a few seconds. I gotta go home and help out a friend here."
• (Evan the Bartender) "Who is he? He looks rough."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Please, don't start. It's not what you think."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "I'm sorry, do you two need a moment alone?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "We're fine, thanks."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Just an idea."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Evan here just -- worries about me. He and I --"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Don't ask."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "A major defense contractor is selling to terrorists on the black market."
• (Joe Viterelli) "Mr. Sixty Minutes, tell me something I don't know."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "It's happening tonight, on your docks."
• (Joe Viterelli) "That I didn't know."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "You want me to help you break into Cyrez?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Yeah."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "What, are you s***ting me? When you said you needed my help, I thought you wanted me to help you move a sofa or something."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Pull over, up ahead."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Alright, I'm gonna help you out here -- All we are gonna need is some tanks, a couple of rocket launchers, and a set of balls like, uh -- the King of Bayonne."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "Hey. I've got a bad heart, but a very good lawyer."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "Lee, this is Father Rodriguez."
• (Vanessa Williams) "How do you do?"
• (Father Rodriguez) "Of course, I wasn't always Father Rodriguez. You might say I was born again, with a little help from our friend here."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Some of his Colombian associates wanted to introduce him to God personally."
• (Father Rodriguez) "I've been given a second chance at life. I'm using it to do God's work."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "I work alone, you know that."
• (James Caan) "Not today."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "They killed you, then they turned on each other."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Right. Those sons of bitches --"

• (Robert Pastorelli) "I work alone. If anyone comes to you and claims that I sent them --"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Use this."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "You're luggage."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "Don't move. You're dead."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "I got one question: was it your idea to hook me up with the Village People here?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Well, you're safe, aren't you?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Well, from the mob, yeah. I mean no self-respecting wiseguy would ever be caught dead in a joint like this. Only -- do me one favor. Don't let it out that I'm straight, all right? I don't wanna break any hearts or nothing."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Trust me."

• (Robert Pastorelli) "Don't move, you're dead."

Joe Viterelli as Tony Two Toes

• (Joe Viterelli) "Lemme explain somethin' to ya, sonny boy. Nothin' moves off these docks without it don't get loaded by the union. I don't see no union people around here. Do you?"

• (Joe Viterelli) "Hey, Mikey. You're one payment short."
• (Tony Longo) "Oh, that's Louis. He didn't pay."
• (Joe Viterelli) "He didn't pay? Why?"
• (Tony Longo) "He needed a few extra days to come up with the money, so I told him it was okay."
• (Joe Viterelli) "You going soft on me, Mikey? What exactly did he say?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "He said, "Tell that fat f***, Tony Two Toes, I ain't payin' another dime.""
• (Joe Viterelli) "I know that voice -- but it can't be him, unless he's a ghost."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Boo."

• (Joe Viterelli) "No one screws with the union."

• (Perimeter Guy) "Sir, I have a situation here."
• (Joe Viterelli) "You certainly do."

• (Joe Viterelli) "We're from the local 129th, sonny."
• (Tony Longo) "We heard you was loading a ship without the assistance of bonefide union labor. Say it ain't so."

• (Joe Viterelli) "There they are. Commie bastards."
• (Tony Longo) "They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states."
• (Joe Viterelli) "Don't make me hurt you, Mikey."

Nick Chinlund as Calderon

• (Nick Chinlund) "Hey, who does this guy think he is?"
• (James Caan) "Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay?"

• (Nick Chinlund) "Don't you ever get tired of babysitting scumbags?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Yeah, but in your case I'll make an exception."

• (Nick Chinlund) "This is Special Agent John Kruger. He'll be handling your personal security."
• (Vanessa Williams) "My protection?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "New identity, relocation, I'll take you through it step by step."
• (Vanessa Williams) "What are you talking about? I'm not going anywhere."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "You're in an extremely high risk situation, Miss Cullen. That should've been explained to you."

James Cromwell as Donahue

• (James Cromwell) "Who do you think we are? We're not the Red Cross. We make weapons, things that kill people."

• (James Cromwell) "We're way beyond bulls*** here."

James Coburn as WitSec Ops

• (James Coburn) "Hi, you've just been erased."

John Snyder as Sal

• (John Snyder) "We heard you got whacked."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Yeah, must have been some other guy."
• (Joe Viterelli) "Yeah? Was it some other guy who ratted out Vincenzo Canelli?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Hey, Canelli's a piece of s***."
• (Joe Viterelli) "I got no love for Canelli, either. But you crossed the line, Johnny."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Hey, I'm still here."
• (Joe Viterelli) "Nah, that don't matter. What you did was wrong, John."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "No, what he did got a drug dealer and his poison off the streets."
• (Joe Viterelli) "Whose da tree trunk?"

• (John Snyder) "You think I can hit that guy from here?"
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Give it a rest, Sal. You couldn't hit the ground even if you fell on it."

Gerry Becker as Morehart

• (Gerry Becker) "This is James Haggarty, our chief of security."
• (James Caan) "Hey, you ever done any wetwork?"
• (Patrick Kilpatrick) "Only on three different continents."
• (James Caan) "Wow, really? Listen, you wanna impress me, slick? Do your f***ing job."

Danny Nucci as Deputy Monroe

• (Danny Nucci) "Oh my God. Terrorists."
• (Robert Pastorelli) "Terror? I'll show you some freakin' terror. Get your ass up here, I'll jump-start it."

Olek Krupa as Sergei

• (Olek Krupa) "It seems your friend has arrived."
• (Vanessa Williams) "I'll enjoy introducing him to you."

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