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Episode 2 (Twin Peaks) Quotes

Episode 2 (Twin Peaks) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Episode 2 completed its run in 1970.

Episode 2 (Twin Peaks) Quotes

  • (Special Agent Dale Cooper) "Damn good coffee. And hot."
  • (Killer Bob) "Head's up, tails up, run you scallywags. Night falls, morning calls, I'll catch you with my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I promise, I will kill again."
  • (Jerry Horne) "Did you say Leland Palmer's daughter is dead? Man -- now I'm depressed --"
  • (Ben Horne) "If I EVER catch you doing something like this again, you're going to wind up scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent."
  • (Unnamed) "There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes, we are ignorant of many beautiful things; things like the truth. So sadness, in our ignorance, is very real. The tears are real. What is this thing called a tear? There are even tiny ducts; tear ducts; to produce these tears should the sadness occur. Then the day when the sadness comes; then we ask: "Will this sadness which makes me cry; will this sadness that makes my heart cry out; will it ever end?" The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end."
  • (Audrey Horne) "I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?"
  • (Albert Rosenfield) "Oh yeah, well I've had about enough of morons and half wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells -- and you, you chowder-head yokel, you blithering hayseed. You've had enough of me?"
  • (Sheriff Harry S. Truman) "Yes I have."
  • (Special Agent Dale Cooper) "Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup"
  • (Special Agent Dale Cooper) "collides with ham."
  • (Albert Rosenfield) "What the hell kind of two-bit operation they running out of this treehouse, Cooper?"
  • (Jerry Horne) "Sweetheart, I'd like to order two drinks. One double scotch on the rocks, and my brother would like a double scotch on the rocks."
  • (Bartender at One-Eyed Jack's) "That's two double scotch on the rocks."
  • (Jerry Horne) "Next step: rocket science."
  • (Dale Cooper) "This must be where pies go when they die."
  • (Leland Palmer) "We have to dance for Laura."
  • (Sheriff Harry S. Truman) "Albert, I understand you're the best that there is. Agent Cooper told me that you do your job very well."
  • (Albert Rosenfield) "That's right."
  • (Sheriff Harry S. Truman) "Good. Because normaly if a stranger walked into my police station talking that kind of insulting crap, he'd be looking for his front teeth two blocks away on Queer Street."
  • (Leo Johnson) "You punks owe me ten grand. Leo needs a new pair of shoes."

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