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Encino Man Quotes

Encino Man is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Encino Man ended its run in 1970.

It features George Zaloom, Hilton A. Green, and Michael Rotenberg as producer, J. Peter Robinson in charge of musical score, and Robert Brinkmann as head of cinematography.

Encino Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Encino Man is 88 minutes long. Encino Man is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Pauly Shore as Stoney, Erick Avari as Raji, Sandra Hess as Dave, Brendan Fraser as Link, and Michael DeLuise as Matt Wilson.

Encino Man Quotes

Pauly Shore as Stoney

  • (Pauly Shore) "I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Meat group."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular."
  • (Sandra Hess) "Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you."
  • (Sandra Hess) "You don't understand; we have history."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man."
  • (Sandra Hess) "She hadn't hit babehood yet."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not."
  • (Sandra Hess) "What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me."
  • (Pauly Shore) "She finds you crusty, Dave."
  • (Sandra Hess) "I'll convince her. She'll see the truth."
  • (Pauly Shore) "The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah --"
  • (Pauly Shore) "We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy."
  • (Sandra Hess) "Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things."
  • (Pauly Shore) "If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Your parents."
  • (Sandra Hess) "My parents."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "AHH."

Sandra Hess as Dave

  • (Sandra Hess) "He melted --"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's."
  • (Sandra Hess) "Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk. What does she see in him, anyway?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?,; dude, he's checking her cheeks. oh oh.; he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma -- ma --"
  • (Sandra Hess) "-- jor."
  • (Pauly Shore) "18-inch bi's; mine are only 4 --"
  • (Sandra Hess) "-- besides that."
  • (Pauly Shore) "He walks like this, right?."
  • (Pauly Shore) "Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose."
  • (Sandra Hess) "Stop. Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "God, Dave, you sound like my Mom."
  • (Sandra Hess) "God, you can't do that to me."
  • (Sandra Hess) "What's on his Nose?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain."
  • (Sandra Hess) "You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse."
  • (Sandra Hess) "They are?"
  • (Pauly Shore) "Unh-huh."
  • (Sandra Hess) "Oh, cool."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice --"
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Oooooooowwwwww. Bud-dy."

Michael DeLuise as Matt Wilson

  • (Michael DeLuise) "Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire."

Brendan Fraser as Link

  • (Brendan Fraser) "Weeze the juice."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Betty nugs."

Erick Avari as Raji

  • (Erick Avari) "No weezing the ju-uice."

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