Election (1999 film) Quotes

Election (1999 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Election stopped airing in 1970.

It features Albert Berger (producer) as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and James Glennon as head of cinematography.

Election (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Election (1999 film) is 103 minutes long. Election (1999 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

Election (1999 film) Quotes

• (Diane McAllister) "Oh, God, oh, just like that, yeah. Fill me up. Fill me up. Yeah. Fill me up."
• (Linda Novotny) "Oh God, just like that. Oh yeah, fill me up. Oh God, just like that. Do it, Jim, f*** me."
• (Tracy Flick) "Do it, Jim. Just like that. Do it, Jim, fill me up. Just like that. Do it, Mister M, do it. f*** me, Mister M, f*** me."
• (Tracy Flick) "f*** me hard, Mr. McAllister. Harder. Harder. f*** me, Mr. McAllister. f*** me hard. Harder. f*** me. Please."

• (Jim McAllister) "So would that make this an igneous rock or a sedimentary rock? What's the difference between igneous and sedimentary anyway?"
• (Jim McAllister) "Anybody?"

• (Jim McAllister) "Oh, there's one more thing about Tracy I think you should know."
• (Dave Novotny) "Her p***** gets so wet you can't believe it."

• (Jim McAllister) "What happens to a man when he loses everything? Everything he's worked for -- everything he believes in? Driven from his home -- cast out of society -- how can he survive? Where can he go? New York City. For centuries people have come to New York seeking refuge from their troubled lives. Now I am one of them."

• (Jim McAllister) "You might ask if I ever saw Tracy Flick again. Well, I did, just once. I was down in Washington for a museum educators conference, and I stayed an extra day to do some sightseeing. After an inspiring morning on the Mall, I was on my way to the Holocaust Museum, when --"
• (Jim McAllister) "I'll never know if she saw me. Probably not. But in that moment, all the bad memories, all the things I'd ever wanted to say to her, it all came flooding back. My first impulse was to run over there, pound on her window and demand that she admit she tore down those posters, and lied and cheated her way into winning that election. But instead, I just stood there. And I suddenly realised I wasn't angry at her anymore, I just felt sorry for her. I mean, when I think about my new life and all the exciting things I'm doing, and then I think about what her life must be like -- Probably still getting up at 5 in the morning to pursue her pathetic little dreams. It just makes me sad. I mean, where is she really trying to get to anyway? And what is she doing in that limo? Who the f*** does she think she is?"

• (Tracy Flick) "One thing that's important to know about me is that I'm an only child, so my mom is really devoted to me. And I love her so much. She wants me to do all the things that she wanted to do in life but couldn't."

• (Dave Novotny) "It know it seems crazy, but, Jim, what I'm trying to tell you is that Tracy and I are totally, totally -- in love."
• (Jim McAllister) "In love?"
• (Dave Novotny) "Yeah. It's serious. She inspires me in ways that Linda never has. She even wants to read my novel."
• (Jim McAllister) "But you haven't written your novel."
• (Dave Novotny) "That's the whole point. I've got the whole thing right here, I just need to get it out there. And Tracy wants me to write it so she can read it. It's beautiful."

• (Tracy Flick) "Good morning, Mister M. Looks like you could use a cupcake."

• (Tracy Flick) "Now that I have more life experience, I feel sorry for Mr. McAllister. I mean, anyone who's stuck in the same little room, wearing the same stupid clothes, saying the exact same things year after year for his whole life, while his students go on to good colleges, move to big cities and do great things and make loads of money -- He's got to be at least a little jealous. It's like my mom says, the weak are always trying to sabatoge the strong."

• (Tracy Flick) "I can't wait to start campaigning."
• (Jim McAllister) "Ah, well, it should be easy for you, so far no competition."
• (Tracy Flick) "Yeah, but you know, Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one."

• (Jerry Slavin) "And even if I can't really stand up for you, I will."

• (Jim McAllister) ""Mr. McAllister, Mr. McAllister, somebody tore down my posters, it's not fair, it's not fair. Can I get an A? Can I get a recommendation? Can I? Can I?" f*** them."

• (Tammy Metzler) "Sometimes when I'm sad, I sit and watch the power station. They say if you lie between two of the main wires, your body just evaporates, you become a gas. I wonder what that would feel like."

• (Tammy Metzler) "Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's so stupid. Hendricks told me, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me."

• (Tracy Flick) "Poet Henry David Thoreau once wrote "I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better." With this election, we here at Carver also have an opportunity to make our high school days better. During this campaign, I've spoken with many of you about your many concerns. I spoke with Eliza Ramirez, a freshman, who says she feels alienated from her own homeroom. I spoke with sophomore Reggie Banks, who said his mother works in the cafeteria and can't afford to buy him enough spiral notebooks for his classes."
• ('Eat Me' Boy) "Eat Me."
• ('Eat Me' Boy's Buddy) "Eat me raw."
• (Walt Hendricks) "Hey, if you can't be adults and give these candidates the courtesy they deserve, then you don't deserve to be called adults, but children, because what children are and you'll be treated like children."

• (Paul Metzler) "Paul -- Paul Power. Paul -- Paul for President. Promise -- Progress -- Peanut."

• (Jim McAllister) "Linda never came home that night. I know, because I waited 10 hours waiting outside her house."

• (Tammy Metzler) "Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Carver. Do you really think it's going to change anything around here? Make one single person smarter or happier or nicer? The only person it does matter to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again."
• (Tammy Metzler) "Or don't vote for me. Who cares? Don't vote at all."

• (Tammy Metzler) "If you died right now, I would throw myself into one of my Dad's cement trucks and get poured into your tomb."

• (Tracy Flick) "When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most is our talks."

• (Dave Novotny) "Tracy's mom, she doesn't understand."
• (Walt Hendricks) "No, I'd say she doesn't. The fact is I have never seen a mother so upset. All right, I know what Tracy told her mother, what her mother told me, I need to hear this from you, because I have a legal responsibility here. Let me ask you this -- Did you cross the line with this girl?"
• (Dave Novotny) "I -- We -- We're in love."

• (Jim McAllister) "The sight of Tracy at that moment affected me in a way I can't fully explain. Part of it was that she was spying, but mostly it was her face. Who knew how high she would climb in life? How many people would suffer because of her? I had to stop her, now."

• (Jim McAllister) "Paul, what's your favorite fruit?"
• (Paul Metzler) "Pears."
• (Jim McAllister) "Pears, good. OK, let's say --"
• (Paul Metzler) "Oh, no wait. Apples."
• (Jim McAllister) "Apples. Fine."
• (Jim McAllister) "Let's say all you ever knew were apples. Apples, apples, and more apples. You might think apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one every once in a while. But then one day --"
• (Jim McAllister) "-- there's an orange. And now you can make a decision, do you want an apple or do you want an orange? That's democracy."
• (Paul Metzler) "I also like bananas."

• (Tracy Flick) "You might think it upset me that Paul Metzler had decided to run against me, but nothing could be further from the truth. He was no competition for me, it was like apples and oranges. I had to work a little harder, that's all. You see, I believe in the voters. They understand that elections aren't just popularity contests. They know this country was built by people just like me who work very hard and don't have everything handed to them on a silver spoon. Not like some rich kids who everybody likes because their fathers own Metzler Cement and give them trucks on their 16th birthday and throw them big parties all the time. No, they don't ever have to work for anything. They think they can just, all of a sudden, one day out of the blue, waltz right in with no qualifications whatsoever and try to take away what other people have worked for VERY, VERY hard for their entire lives. No, didn't bother me at all."

• (Jim McAllister) "Tracy, you're a very intelligent girl. You have a lot of admirable qualities. But one day maybe you'll learn that being smart and doing whatever you need to do to get ahead, and stepping on other people to get there -- well, there's a whole lot more to life than that. And in the end you're only cheating yourself."
• (Tracy Flick) "Why are you lecturing me?"
• (Jim McAllister) "This isn't the time or the place to get into it, but there is, for just one example, a certain former colleage of mine, who made a very big mistake, a life mistake. Now, I think the lesson here is, old or young, we all make mistakes. And we have to learn that our actions, all of them, can carry serious consequences."
• (Tracy Flick) "I don't know what you're referring to, but maybe if certain older, wiser people hadn't acted like such little babies and gotten so mushy, then everything would be OK."
• (Jim McAllister) "I agree. And I also think that certain young and naive people need to thank their lucky stars and be very, very grateful that the entire school didn't find out about certain indiscretions that could have ruined their reputations and their chances to win certain elections."
• (Tracy Flick) "And I think certain older people, like you and your colleague, shouldn't be leching after their students, especially when some of them can't even get their own wives pregnant. And they certainly shouldn't be making slanderous accusations, especially when certain young, naive people's mothers are paralegal secretaries at the city's biggest law firm, and have won many successful law suits. And if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present."

• (Jim McAllister) "Tracy Flick. Tracy Flick. I'd seen a lot of ambitious students come and go over the years, but Tracy Flick, she was a special case."

• (Tracy Flick) "Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Paul Metzler doesn't, as you well know. I realize that it was your divine hand that disqualified Tammy Metzler and now I'm asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in office where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is in heaven. Amen."
• (Tammy Metzler) "Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting Catholic school soon, I thought I should at least practice. Let's see, what do I want? I want Lisa to realize what a bitch she is and feel really bad and apologize for how she hurt me and know how much I still love her. In spite of everything, I still want Paul to win the election tomorrow, not that c*** Tracy. Oh, and I also want a really expensive pair of leather pants and someday I wanna be really good friends with Madonna. Love, Tammy."
• (Paul Metzler) "Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart, I still can't believe she tore down my posters, but sometimes, she does get so weird and angry. Please help her be a happier person because she's so smart and sensitive and I love her so much. Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that's totally up to you. You'll decide who the best person is and I'll accept it. And forgive me for my sins, whatever they may be. Amen."

• (Paul Metzler) "Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I'd actually won the election. Maybe my whole life would be different, like I might never have gone to Yosemite with Greg and Travis."
• (Paul Metzler) "Or maybe I'd be dead."

• (Tammy Metzler) "I don't why, but Lisa decided she wanted to hurt me, and she knew exactly what to do."
• (Paul Metzler) "I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me."
• (Lisa Flanagan) "I've wanted this for so long."

• (Tracy Flick) "Hey. Hey. One per person. Put those back."
• ('Eat Me' Boy) "Eat me."

• (Jim McAllister) "Dave, I'm just saying this as your friend, what you're doing is really, really wrong and you've gotta stop. The line you've crossed is -- it's immoral, and it's illegal."
• (Dave Novotny) "Jim, come on, I don't need a lecture on ethics."
• (Jim McAllister) "I'm not talking about ethics, I'm talking about morals."
• (Dave Novotny) "What's the difference?"

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