Eating Raoul Quotes

Eating Raoul is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Eating Raoul stopped airing in 1970.

It features Anne Kimmel as producer, Arlon Ober in charge of musical score, and Gary Thieltges as head of cinematography.

Eating Raoul is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Eating Raoul is 83 minutes long. Eating Raoul is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Paul Bartel as Paul, Mary Woronov as Mary, and Robert Beltran as Raoul Mendoza.

Eating Raoul Quotes

Paul Bartel as Paul

• (Paul Bartel) "Mary, I just killed a man."
• (Mary Woronov) "He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage."

• (Unnamed) "Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy."
• (Paul Bartel) "Well, so is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests."

• (Paul Bartel) "Well, there's one consideration. If you'd done what he asked, he would have died anyway."

• (Paul Bartel) "Why don't you go to bed, honey? I'll bag the Nazi and straighten up."

• (Paul Bartel) "A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase. How are we going to pay that?"
• (Mary Woronov) "Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so."
• (Paul Bartel) "Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment."

• (Paul Bartel) "It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and --"
• (Unnamed) "Alien."
• (Paul Bartel) "Just give me the cheapest one."
• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?"
• (Unnamed) "Isn't that what you meant?"
• (Paul Bartel) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "That's what I thought you meant."

• (Unnamed) "But I'm telling you; you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha."
• (Paul Bartel) "For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer."
• (Unnamed) "Sure."

• (Unnamed) "Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix."
• (Paul Bartel) "Trail mix?"
• (Unnamed) "I was making a joke."

Mary Woronov as Mary

• (Mary Woronov) "Why should we give up any of that money? We had to kill two people to get it."
• (Robert Beltran) "You killed two people for less than a thousand dollars?"
• (Mary Woronov) "-- One of them shortchanged us."

• (Mary Woronov) "At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people."

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