Eating Out Quotes

Eating Out is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Eating Out ended in 1970.

It features Danielle Probst as producer, Dominik Hauser in charge of musical score, and Keith J. Duggan as head of cinematography.

Eating Out is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Eating Out is 84 minutes long. Eating Out is distributed by Ariztical Entertainment.

The cast includes: Scott Lunsford as Caleb Peterson, Jim Verraros as Kyle, Ryan Carnes as Marc, Scott Lunsford as Caleb, Emily Stiles as Gwen, Billy Shepard as Joey, Rebekah Kochan as Tiffani, Jillian Nusbaum as Jamie, Emily Stiles as Gwen Anderson, Murph Michaels as Frank Peterson, Jillian Nusbaum as Jamie Peterson, and Martie van der Voort as Susan Petersoon.

Eating Out Quotes

Scott Lunsford as Caleb Peterson

• (Scott Lunsford) "Do I look gay?"
• (Jim Verraros) "Hmm -- Like an insatiable bottom."

• (Scott Lunsford) "What the hell are you making?"
• (Jim Verraros) "Sausages. Big. Fat. Sausages."
• (Scott Lunsford) "Dude, people don't eat sausages. You're supposed to make like spaghetti or some s***."
• (Jim Verraros) "Fine. You wanna cook?"

• (Scott Lunsford) "This isn't a kegger, bro. This is, like, serious. Who'd you invite?"
• (Jim Verraros) "Like they said to Anne Frank, why don't you answer the door and find out?"

• (Scott Lunsford) "I waited twenty-four days to have sex with you."
• (Rebekah Kochan) "Well, I didn't want to seem like a slut."

• (Scott Lunsford) "What if he tries to grab me?"
• (Jim Verraros) "We're not pirates. We just dress like them -- and chase bootie. He'll be just as nervous as you, so try not to punch him if he makes a move on you or anything --"
• (Scott Lunsford) "You know, I don't think I'd punch him. I think I'd probably just start crying or something."

• (Scott Lunsford) "Gwen."
• (Ryan Carnes) "Oh, trust me. If she were here, she'd be all up in our pubes."

• (Scott Lunsford) "I think you turned me gay."
• (Rebekah Kochan) "I did not "turn you gay." How could you say that?"
• (Scott Lunsford) "I mean, don't take it personally."
• (Rebekah Kochan) "I am a person. How else am I supposed to take it?"

Emily Stiles as Gwen

• (Emily Stiles) "Let's give them some room to breath on each other."

• (Emily Stiles) "Eat it, little gay boy."

• (Emily Stiles) "I feel like a turnstile to the White Party."

• (Emily Stiles) "Who needs friends who won't f*** friends?"

• (Emily Stiles) "Put him on. Let me get the balls rolling."

• (Emily Stiles) "Can you list any tracks on Madonna's "Like a Prayer" album?"
• (Billy Shepard) "Um, "Express Yourself," "Cherish," "Oh Father -- ""
• (Emily Stiles) ""Vogue?""
• (Billy Shepard) "No, honey, "Vogue" was on "Dick Tracy.""
• (Emily Stiles) "It's not a f***ing phase. You're a full-fledged homo."

• (Emily Stiles) "You never mentioned Tiffani."
• (Martie van der Voort) "Tiffani was a bitch."
• (Jillian Nusbaum) "I liked her."
• (Murph Michaels) "She was cute."

• (Emily Stiles) "If you've never tricked with a chick, are you sure you pick dick?"

• (Emily Stiles) "Joey. Just remember; every time you suck a dick, every time you poke some boy in the brown eye; just remember that you've eaten p*****. You ate p***** and you liked it."

Billy Shepard as Joey

• (Billy Shepard) "You're not being very positive about this?"
• (Emily Stiles) "I couldn't be any more positive if I was gang raped in a repository bin at the needle exchange."

Ryan Carnes as Marc

• (Ryan Carnes) "Goodbye, Gwen."
• (Scott Lunsford) "Uh, bye, Gwen."
• (Emily Stiles) "Bye --"
• (Emily Stiles) "-- sexual."

• (Ryan Carnes) "We need to talk."
• (Scott Lunsford) "D-dude."
• (Ryan Carnes) "I wasn't being honest. Now, I got to talk about it now or --"
• (Scott Lunsford) "I'm taking a leak."
• (Ryan Carnes) "Hmm, please, I've seen it."
• (Ryan Carnes) "How ya doin'?"

• (Ryan Carnes) "Almost made it with a British guy in a broom closet, but he wouldn't kiss."
• (Emily Stiles) "Maybe your breath was penis-y."

Jim Verraros as Kyle

• (Jim Verraros) "Okay, so I know I might just be a rebound or a really s***ty consolation prize, or you're just really looking for an ego boost, but, whatever it is, I'll take it."

• (Jim Verraros) "It's for you; Blow-me-o."

• (Jim Verraros) "Being gay is more than -- listening to good music and eating low-fat foods. There are certain things you have to do to convince the general public."
• (Scott Lunsford) "Oh. We could stage a bashing."

• (Jim Verraros) "Guys around here are like day-old donuts. I mean, I eat 'em because they're there, but you don't wanna invest anything in them."

Rebekah Kochan as Tiffani

• (Rebekah Kochan) "I hear you have phone trouble, Miss Thing."
• (Jim Verraros) "That's Mister Miss Thing to you."
• (Scott Lunsford) "Tiffani?"
• (Rebekah Kochan) "You little hose huffer."
• (Murph Michaels) "Why don't you come join us?"
• (Rebekah Kochan) "Gomez, Morticia, and little Wednesday."

Jillian Nusbaum as Jamie Peterson

• (Jillian Nusbaum) "Love you, gay bro."
• (Murph Michaels) "Come on, I said family hug. We're all family here."
• (Martie van der Voort) "Well, come on."
• (Emily Stiles) "Oh, what the f***."

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