Earth Girls Are Easy Quotes

Earth Girls Are Easy is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Earth Girls Are Easy ended in 1970.

It features Tony Garnett as producer, Ray Colcord in charge of musical score, and Oliver Stapleton as head of cinematography.

Earth Girls Are Easy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Earth Girls Are Easy is 100 minutes long. Earth Girls Are Easy is distributed by Vestron Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael McKean as Woody, Julie Brown as Candy, Geena Davis as Valerie, Charles Rocket as Ted, Jeff Goldblum as Mac, Jim Carrey as Wiploc, Damon Wayans as Zeebo, and Rick Overton as Dr. Rick.

Earth Girls Are Easy Quotes

Jeff Goldblum as Mac

• (Jeff Goldblum) "Are we limp and hard to manage?"

• (Jeff Goldblum) "Joe, take us to hospital, please."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "We go to slammer first."
• (Geena Davis) "Listen, give them that love touch, then they'll come on to me. They'll be putty in my hands."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "You want sex with Joe and Mike?"
• (Geena Davis) "No, no, just so we can get away. Do it, do it. You'll see."

Geena Davis as Valerie

• (Geena Davis) "Eat me, I'm a cupcake."

• (Geena Davis) "As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens."

• (Geena Davis) "There's a giant blow dryer in my pool."

• (Geena Davis) "A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to bringing home nurses."

• (Geena Davis) "A UFO landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them Pop-Tarts and, um, they're here now, but Ted's coming home tonight so you've got to cut their hair."
• (Owner of Beauty Shop) "What did you say?"
• (Geena Davis) "Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs."
• (Geena Davis) "Candy, you've got to help them out."
• (Julie Brown) "Would you listen to yourself? Valerie, no man is worth getting yourself in this state over. Mel Gibson, maybe, but not Ted. Valerie, come here, just sit down, honey, relax, have a mental margarita, and everything is --"
• (Geena Davis) "Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay?"
• (Julie Brown) "Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette."

• (Geena Davis) "Aw, Wiploc, I think I'll miss you least of all."
• (Jim Carrey) "You want a liplock from Wiploc?"

Charles Rocket as Ted

• (Charles Rocket) "Dr. Tuchman, please."
• (Charles Rocket) "Barbara? Ted here. Listen, uh, I need a really big favor. I want you to cover my shift at the hospital tomorrow. I'm going to Vegas."
• (Charles Rocket) "Well, I'm gonna lose a little money, take in a show, and get married."
• (Charles Rocket) "Barbara, Barbara, look, jus, just because I'm getting married doesn't mean we can't date, alright. What?"

• (Charles Rocket) "I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately."
• (Unnamed) "I hear oysters are good for potency."
• (Rick Overton) "Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off."
• (Charles Rocket) "If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody."

• (Charles Rocket) "What? Oh, wait a second. They said the Commodore would stand up to anything."

Jim Carrey as Wiploc

• (Jim Carrey) "Finland is here?"
• (Geena Davis) "Finland? No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway. Gawd, you guys sure learn fast."

Julie Brown as Candy

• (Julie Brown) "'Cause I'm a blonde. B-L- -- I don't know."

• (Julie Brown) "If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Oréals."
• (Geena Davis) "You know, I think she might be right."
• (Julie Brown) "Grab the bleach, she's seen the light."

• (Julie Brown) "I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children."

• (Julie Brown) "I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course / I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche."

Damon Wayans as Zeebo

• (Damon Wayans) "Oh, my God. You're like totally black."

Michael McKean as Woody

• (Michael McKean) "I gotta go, Val; I'm gettin' my butt kicked."

• (Michael McKean) "Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves."

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