Eagleton (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

Eagleton (Parks and Recreation) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Eagleton ended its run in 1970.

Eagleton (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

• (Donna Meagle) "Eagleton is a bunch of rich snobs, and that's coming from someone who has a Mercedes with a Harman Kardon Logic 7 Surround Sound System."

• (Ron Swanson) "Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying, but the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be."

• (Lindsay Carlisle Shay) "Sweetie, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, Pawnee is and always will be a dirty little nightmare from which you will never wake up. It was good seeing you."
• (Leslie Knope) "What? I'm not asleep, I'm awake. I'm wide awake, and I got my eyes on you. That's what I would have said if I had thought of it in the moment. What did I say instead?"

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