E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial ended its run in 1970.

It features John Williams in charge of musical score, and Allen Daviau as head of cinematography.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is 114 minutes long. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Henry Thomas as Elliot, Henry Thomas as Elliott, K. C. Martel as Greg, Robert MacNaughton as Michael, Drew Barrymore as Gertie, Dee Wallace as Mary, Peter Coyote as Keys, C. Thomas Howell as Tyler, and Sean Frye as Steve.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

C. Thomas Howell as Tyler

• (C. Thomas Howell) "Douche bag."
• (Dee Wallace) "No 'douche bag' talk in my house."

Robert MacNaughton as Michael

• (Robert MacNaughton) "Did you explain school to him?"
• (Henry Thomas) "How do you explain school to higher intelligence?"
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something."
• (Henry Thomas) "He is too smart."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys."

• (Robert MacNaughton) "I found him, he belongs to me."

• (Robert MacNaughton) "Maybe it was an iguana."
• (Henry Thomas) "It was no iguana."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Maybe, um; You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Alligators in the sewers."
• (Dee Wallace) "All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. It happened --"
• (Henry Thomas) "I couldn't have imagined it."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something."
• (Drew Barrymore) "A deformed kid."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Maybe an elf or a leprechaun."
• (Henry Thomas) "It was nothing like that, penis-breath."
• (Dee Wallace) "Elliott. Sit down."

• (Robert MacNaughton) "We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license."

• (Robert MacNaughton) "You have absolute power. Yes."

• (Robert MacNaughton) "I've never driven foward before."

• (Robert MacNaughton) "Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan."
• (Henry Thomas) "A bald monkey?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Is he a pig? He sure eats like one."

Henry Thomas as Elliott

• (Henry Thomas) "He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."
• (K. C. Martel) "Well, can't he just beam up?"
• (Henry Thomas) "This is reality, Greg."

• (Henry Thomas) "You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T."

• (Henry Thomas) "You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore."

• (Henry Thomas) "But, look, you can't tell. Not even Mom."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Why not?"
• (Henry Thomas) "Because, uh, grown-ups can't see him. Only little kids can see him."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Give me a break."
• (Henry Thomas) "Well, do you know what's going to happen if you do tell?"
• (Henry Thomas) "Do it, Mike, we have to."
• (Henry Thomas) "Promise?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Yes."
• (Henry Thomas) "You promise?"

• (Henry Thomas) "I'll believe in you all my life, everyday. E.T -- I love you."

• (Henry Thomas) "35 pounds? You're fat."

• (Henry Thomas) "I'm keeping him."

• (Henry Thomas) "Oh, God."
• (E.T.) "Elliot."
• (Henry Thomas) "What?"
• (E.T.) "Elliot --. Elliot."
• (Drew Barrymore) "I taught him how to talk now. He can talk now."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Look what he brought up here all by himself. What's he need this stuff for?"
• (Henry Thomas) "E.T., can you say that? Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T."
• (E.T.) "Eeee Teee."
• (E.T.) "E.T.. E.T.. E.T.. Beee good."
• (Drew Barrymore) ""Be good". I taught him that, too."
• (Henry Thomas) "You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen."
• (E.T.) "Phone."
• (Henry Thomas) "'Phone'? He said 'phone'? He said 'phone'?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Can't you understand English? He said 'phone'."
• (E.T.) "Home?"
• (Henry Thomas) "You're right. That's E.T.'s home."
• (E.T.) "E.T. home phone."
• (Drew Barrymore) "E.T. phone home."
• (Henry Thomas) "E.T. phone home."
• (Henry Thomas) "E.T. phone home."
• (Drew Barrymore) "He wants to call somebody."

• (Henry Thomas) "Think, Michael. What would make a radar?"
• (Robert MacNaughton) "How the hell do I know? You're the genius in the family; you have absolute power, remember?"

Dee Wallace as Mary

• (Dee Wallace) "A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?"

• (Dee Wallace) "If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't touch it, just call me and we'll have somebody come and take it away."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Like the dogcatcher?"
• (Henry Thomas) "But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something."

• (Dee Wallace) "It's your turn to do the dishes, fellas."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "I set and cleared."
• (Henry Thomas) "I set and cleared."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "I did breakfast."
• (Drew Barrymore) "I did breakfast."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "What's the matter, mom?"
• (Dee Wallace) "He HATES Mexico."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Damn it, why don't you; grow up and think how other people feel for a change."

• (Dee Wallace) "Gertie, I have to go pick up Elliott. Will you be a good girl and stay --"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Mama, he can talk."
• (Dee Wallace) "Of course he can talk. I'll be right back in ten minutes. Stay there."

Drew Barrymore as Gertie

• (Drew Barrymore) "I don't like his feet."
• (Henry Thomas) "They're only feet, you little twerp."

• (Drew Barrymore) "Here he is."
• (Dee Wallace) "Here's who?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already."

Sean Frye as Steve

• (Sean Frye) "Something's happening."
• (K. C. Martel) "Ooh, they're gonna die."
• (C. Thomas Howell) "Shut up, Greg."
• (Sean Frye) "Something is definitely happening."

• (Sean Frye) "Five."
• (Robert MacNaughton) "Oh, great."
• (Sean Frye) "So you got an arrow right in your chest."

Peter Coyote as Keys

• (Peter Coyote) "Elliott, that machine, what does it do?"
• (Henry Thomas) "The communicator? Is it still working?"
• (Peter Coyote) "It's doing something. What?"
• (Henry Thomas) "I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me."
• (Peter Coyote) "Elliott, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?"
• (Henry Thomas) "He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't know where they are, but he needs to go home."
• (Peter Coyote) "Elliott, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliott. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first."

K. C. Martel as Greg

• (K. C. Martel) "And plenty of sausages and pepperonis."
• (C. Thomas Howell) "Everything but the little fishies."

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