Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist Quotes

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is a Animated television series Situation comedy that debuted in 1995 on Comedy Central. Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist stopped airing in 1970.

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist was on for 6 seasons and 81 episodes. It features Loren Bouchard as producer, Jonathan Katz doing voices, and Tom Snyder as theme composer. Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is executive produced by Tom Snyder. Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is created by Jonathan Katz.

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is 22-24 minutes long. Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is produced by HBO Downtown Productions and distributed by Paramount Television.

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist Quotes

• (Unnamed) "How is your appetite?"
• (Unnamed) "My appetite is too good. I just want to eat everything."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, this is gonna be a marathon. I'm gonna wear a number on my back, and people are gonna have to bring me cups of water."

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I think I've seen pictures."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, he's not a photogenic man."
• (Unnamed) "Neither were you."
• (Unnamed) "Did you have to say that?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, Dad, but you know there were two ugly guys in the photo. One was you, one was David Stanick."

• (Unnamed) "Sometimes I think that the dream is reality and life is the simulacrum."
• (Unnamed) "It certainly is."

• (Unnamed) "Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made."

• (Unnamed) "You know what you are, Laura?"
• (Unnamed) "What am I?"
• (Unnamed) "You're one great big ball of bitch."

• (Unnamed) "Look, Dad, here's the deal: Do what I say, and don't be an idiot."

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