Dowisetrepla Quotes

Dowisetrepla is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Dowisetrepla ended in 1970.

Dowisetrepla Quotes

• (Unnamed) "He had a detective's club as a kid."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, the Mosby Boys cracked a lot of cases."
• (Unnamed) "The Mosby Boys? You mean you and your sister?"
• (Unnamed) "We solved the case of the missing retainer."
• (Unnamed) "Let me guess -- it was in the garbage."
• (Unnamed) "Why do you like this?"

• (Unnamed) "What the hell are you doing? You can't buy this place; Lily, you have a debt the size of Mount Waddington."
• (Unnamed) "Waddington?"
• (Unnamed) "It's the tallest mountain in Canada. It's like 4000 meters high."
• (Unnamed) "Meters?"

• (Unnamed) "Who are these people?"
• (Unnamed) "They're my parents."
• (Unnamed) "Your parents are Asian?"
• (Unnamed) "They're a Chinese couple who wanted a little white boy. It works both ways."

• (Unnamed) "Kids, everyone makes mistakes. Take this woman named Meg. She made a big mistake. A big mistake named Barney."

• (Unnamed) "I met a girl last night."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "She's so perky, and full of life, and not at all fake."
• (Unnamed) "You are talking about her boobs, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Si -- and that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size. Wuddupppppp."

• (Unnamed) "Barney, what are you doing? You can't take this apartment from Marshall and Lily."
• (Unnamed) "You think I have no morals whatsoever? I'm only pretending to live here so I can take this woman here, nail her and never have to see her again. I'm not a monster."

• (Unnamed) "Baby, real estate is always a sound investment."
• (Unnamed) "It's not."
• (Unnamed) "And the market is really hot right now."
• (Unnamed) "It wasn't."
• (Unnamed) "And because of my new job, we're in a good place finacially."
• (Unnamed) "They weren't, because Lily had a secret."
• (Unnamed) "Hi, I'm Lily, and I'm a shopaholic."

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