Don't Go Near the Water (film) Quotes

Don't Go Near the Water (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Don't Go Near the Water ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Weingarten as producer, Bronislau Kaper in charge of musical score, and Robert J. Bronner as head of cinematography.

Don't Go Near the Water (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Don't Go Near the Water (film) is 107 minutes long. Don't Go Near the Water (film) is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Jeff Richards as Lt. Ross Pendleton, Russ Tamblyn as Ens. Tyson, and Howard Smith as Adm. Junius Boatwright.

Don't Go Near the Water (film) Quotes

Howard Smith as Adm. Junius Boatwright

• (Howard Smith) "Oddballs and freaks, that's what they are. The whole blasted public relations."

• (Howard Smith) "Get this ship under way and haul down those -- those -- bloomers."

Jeff Richards as Lt. Ross Pendleton

• (Jeff Richards) "During this time of the year the slippery little creatures come up on the beach, stop, spawn, then go out to sea again."
• (Unnamed) "Sounds like some naval officers I know."

Russ Tamblyn as Ens. Tyson

• (Russ Tamblyn) "You know, she knows darn well that little piece of black lace is showin' up above her shirt."
• (Jeff Richards) "You know what she is? A sadist. I know these black underwear kind of women."

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