Dog Soldiers (film) Quotes

Dog Soldiers (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dog Soldiers completed its run in 1970.

It features Christopher Figg as producer, Mark Thomas in charge of musical score, and Sam McCurdy as head of cinematography.

Dog Soldiers (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and Luxembourg. Each episode of Dog Soldiers (film) is 105 minutes long. Dog Soldiers (film) is distributed by Pathé.

The cast includes: Sean Pertwee as Sergeant Harry Wells, Kevin McKidd as Cooper, Darren Morfitt as Spoon, Sean Pertwee as Wells, Leslie Simpson as Terry, Chris Robson as Joe, Thomas Lockyer as Bruce, Liam Cunningham as Ryan, Emma Cleasby as Megan, and Sean Pertwee as Sergeant Wells.

Dog Soldiers (film) Quotes

Sean Pertwee as Sergeant Harry Wells

• (Sean Pertwee) "You know the little things that make your skin crawl, and the hair stand up on the back of your neck?"
• (Chris Robson) "You mean like Spoon?"

• (Sean Pertwee) "We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."

• (Sean Pertwee) "I want a good, clean dispersal. I want a secure landing-zone. Go go go go go. Joe, get outta the pissin' chopper."
• (Chris Robson) "I'm not missing the footy for this. It's totally bone. I'm not goin', Sarge. I'm not goin'."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Shiv the c***."

• (Sean Pertwee) "They were MY men."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Get up you s***. You know what we can do. Give us a fightin' chance."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Open your mouth, watch your ears, mind your toes."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Absolutely f***ing top f***ing bollocks."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Fetch."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Just cause its nice and new and shiny doesn't mean its worth s***. Now remember I want that back."
• (Darren Morfitt) "What about you Sarge?"
• (Sean Pertwee) "Well I'll count, wont I?"

• (Sean Pertwee) "Now listen up, I wanna make this quick, and to the point, 'cos just like you all I want to do is get home, jump into a warm bed with a nice hot woman and watch the footy."

• (Sean Pertwee) "I just didn't make it ou this time, that's all. When I signed my life away on that dotted line, I f***ing meant it. I am a professional soldier."

• (Sean Pertwee) "All right, then, time sync. I got zero-seven-thirty coming up in three -- two -- one -- check."
• (Darren Morfitt) "Oh, bollocks, I don't believe this."
• (Sean Pertwee) "What is it now, Witherspoon?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Left me watch at the barracks, Sarge."
• (Sean Pertwee) "Take a breather every once in a while, son, you'll live longer."
• (Leslie Simpson) "Nice work, Spoon, you tosser."
• (Chris Robson) "Took the words right out of my mouth."
• (Darren Morfitt) "And you'll be taking my boot out your mouth in a minute, Joe, you baldy twat."

• (Sean Pertwee) "What if shes wrong? What if they're not all in there?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Then we get some of them. Its a s*** load better than none of them and a marked improvement on all of us."

• (Sean Pertwee) "They were MY men."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Get up you s***. You know what we can do. Give us a fightin' chance."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Listen to me, you have got to make it out alive. It happened. Prove it happened."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Sausages."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Is it your birthday, Coop?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "No, mate."
• (Sean Pertwee) "Is it my birthday? Hey, hey."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Yea, get out of it you bastard. How'd you like them tomatoes, you f***in' bastard?"

• (Sean Pertwee) "I tell you what, I love him. I love you. Like the mate that I -- that I love."
• (Emma Cleasby) "Would you like to be alone?"

• (Sean Pertwee) "Come on, sunshine, f***ing shift it."

• (Sean Pertwee) "With Ryan it onlt took a couple of hours mate. It's a full moon. I don't know, maybe it's like when you need to take a piss or something, I don't know. When you gotta go, you gotta f***ing go."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Yea, well maybe it's more like needing a s***e. Just cos you need one doesn't mean you drop your kegs and pinch one off. Anyway, f*** Ryan. Shifty bastard could've been one of those things from the start."

• (Sean Pertwee) "C'mon, Coop, up the wooden hill."

• (Sean Pertwee) "Listen, the only people who go looking for trouble are Kamikazes, glory boys and full-on f***ing f***wits."

• (Sean Pertwee) "My guts are out Coop."
• (Kevin McKidd) "We'll just put 'em back in then."
• (Sean Pertwee) "They're not gonna f***ing fit."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Of course they'll fit, man."

Darren Morfitt as Spoon

• (Darren Morfitt) "Where the hell are we now?"
• (Chris Robson) "Home Sweet Home."

• (Darren Morfitt) "You're gonna have to move like s*** off a shovel on this one, mate."
• (Kevin McKidd) "You worry about your own s***, all right?"

• (Darren Morfitt) "They shut down the generator."
• (Leslie Simpson) "Why would they do that?"
• (Emma Cleasby) "Because they can see in the dark."
• (Liam Cunningham) "And you're afraid of it."

• (Darren Morfitt) "Well come on, you beauties."

• (Darren Morfitt) "Little pigs, Little pigs, we've come to nick your video."

• (Darren Morfitt) "What do ya think of her then?"
• (Leslie Simpson) "Not my type."
• (Darren Morfitt) "She's the only type, mate."
• (Chris Robson) "Why have the runt of the litter when ya can have the cream of the crop?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "No soggy dreams mate."

• (Darren Morfitt) "Little pigs, little pigs, we've come to nick ya video."

• (Darren Morfitt) "Yeah its easy-peasy."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Yeah, lemon-squeezy."

• (Darren Morfitt) "All right, you bastards --"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough."
• (Darren Morfitt) "Well, come on, you beauties."

• (Darren Morfitt) "Know what this reminds me of? Rourke's Drift. 100 men of Harlech, making a desperate stand against 10,000 Zulu warriors. Outnumbered, surrounded, staring death in the face and not flinching for a moment. Balls of British steel."
• (Chris Robson) "You're bloody loving this, aren't you?"

• (Darren Morfitt) "I hope I give you the s***s, you f***ing wimp."

• (Darren Morfitt) "Yea? Yea? You want some? Here we go. Yea? See if you're f***in' hard. If you're so f***in' hard -- you throw a punch like a wimp. f***ing bastard. C'mon. C'mon. Bring it on. All right you --"

• (Darren Morfitt) "So this bloke walks into a pub right, with a little dog under his arm. Puts it down on the bar, goes and sits down. The bar-tender's lookin' at him thinking "what the f***in' hell's goin' on here?". Then he looks back at the dog, and to his surprise the dog turns around and --"
• (Kevin McKidd) "f***in' cow."
• (Darren Morfitt) "f***in' hell."
• (Sean Pertwee) "Cease fire, Terry. Cease fire."
• (Chris Robson) "Terry, what the hell are you doin'? You're firing blanks man."
• (Sean Pertwee) "Is everyone all right? Is everyone OK?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Nah, man, I think I've s*** meself."

Liam Cunningham as Ryan

• (Liam Cunningham) "Of course, the real trick to survival lies not in running and hiding, but in removing your enemy's capacity to hunt you down."

• (Liam Cunningham) "RTU this pathetic piece of s***. Send him back to his squad."

• (Liam Cunningham) "Live and learn, Cooper."

• (Liam Cunningham) "There are some places you really shouldn't go."

• (Liam Cunningham) "Have you ever heard of Special Weapons Division? They're the ones in white coats that train dolphins to stick mines on submarines, and cute furry animals to tear your head off at the neck."

• (Liam Cunningham) "Then I remembered you. Monkey see, monkey do."

• (Liam Cunningham) "We're on a different level here, Cooper. For that, I need men of action, not deeds."

Chris Robson as Joe

• (Chris Robson) "This is bone. This is so f***ing bone."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Anything else?"
• (Emma Cleasby) "Yeah. What does 'bone' mean?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Bone; Bollocks, naff."
• (Chris Robson) "Not. Very. Good."
• (Emma Cleasby) "Right. Anything else I should know?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Call signs. You need to be specific. Upstairs you've got Sergeant Wells who you seem to know inside and out by now. Over there you've got Spoon, the vomiting cavalier is Terry, and the big guy with the axe is Joe."

• (Chris Robson) "This is a pile of rancid s***."
• (Emma Cleasby) "Now what do you believe?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "I'm beginning to believe you, but I think Joe might have worded it better."

• (Chris Robson) "Brilliant -- we either stay and snuff it, or we all go -- and snuff it."
• (Liam Cunningham) "Decisions. Decisions."
• (Chris Robson) "Laugh? I nearly died."
• (Liam Cunningham) "Who's stopping you?"

• (Chris Robson) "Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?"
• (Thomas Lockyer) "You are joking aren't you?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "You f***in' animal."
• (Chris Robson) "Yea, you're all thinking the same thing aren't you?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Mmmm."
• (Chris Robson) "Right lads, how do ya like your steak done?"
• (Sean Pertwee) "You bunch of dirty bloody savages. You lot make me sick. God."

• (Chris Robson) "Come on then Bruce, man. Lets hear the result on the radio."
• (Thomas Lockyer) "Why do you keep torturing yourself?"
• (Chris Robson) "We might've slaughtered them."
• (Thomas Lockyer) "Yeah, then again, you might not."
• (Leslie Simpson) "We all wanna know the results Joe. We just enjoy watching you suffer."
• (Chris Robson) "Laugh. I nearly split my sides."
• (Darren Morfitt) "Yeah, well there's no point tearing your hair out about it Joe -- oops, sorry mate, too late."

• (Chris Robson) "I'm sick of this pre-packed dog s***e."
• (Thomas Lockyer) "If it's not one thing, it's another, eh Joe?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "I know, you're like a bear with a sore head."
• (Leslie Simpson) "Thanks to Cooper's fancy footwork."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Yeah, sorry about that Joe. How's your head doing?"
• (Chris Robson) "Still in one piece. Knock on wood."

• (Chris Robson) "You're serious about this werewolf thing aren't ya?"
• (Emma Cleasby) "I'm afraid so."
• (Chris Robson) "s***. Don't suppose you know who won the match?"
• (Emma Cleasby) "I didn't know there was a game on."
• (Chris Robson) "It's not a game."

Kevin McKidd as Cooper

• (Kevin McKidd) "Sarge. Sarge?"
• (Sean Pertwee) "I'M IN THE KHAZI."

• (Kevin McKidd) "So either we all make a break for it and fight our way clear, or the rest of us keep them occupied while one of us goes for help."
• (Chris Robson) "And by the time the cavalry get here, they'll have to pick what's left of us from between their teeth."

• (Kevin McKidd) "New woman, same old s***e."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Just f***in' leg it."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Yeah, I failed, and I'm bloody glad of it. Because given the choice of taking orders from a toffee-nosed twat like you and sluggin' it out with these guys, I'll take the underdogs any time."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Werewolves spend most of their time in human form, right? And the only people for miles around live right here."
• (Darren Morfitt) "So these things aren't about to give up the fight and go home --"
• (Kevin McKidd) "They ARE home."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that makes perfect sense. I mean, think about it. We bust into their house, we eat all their porridge, we sleep in their f***ing beds. No wonder they're pissed."

• (Kevin McKidd) "When we blow that fuse that place is gonna go up like Zabriskie Point."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Well, Ryan, you heard the score. Maybe one or two of us'll make it through this, but I don't care much for our chances. D'you like football?"
• (Liam Cunningham) "What? "They think it's all over", and all that crap? No I don't."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Yeah, well Joe, you remember Joe? He liked football. He f***in' lived for it."
• (Liam Cunningham) "Is this relevant?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "He missed the most important match of his life for this bulls*** exercise, and now he's dead along with two other mates I'd have rightfully given my right arm for. Too f***in' right it's relevant."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Cheese, ya f***er."

• (Kevin McKidd) "We are gonna make it through this. You know why? I don't scare that easy."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Roast their bollocks off."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Go on then Bruce, what scares you?"
• (Thomas Lockyer) "The self-destructive nature of the human condition."
• (Darren Morfitt) "You're just taking the piss now."
• (Kevin McKidd) "What about you, Spoon?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Castration."
• (Kevin McKidd) "There's no argument there. Joe?"
• (Chris Robson) "Only one thing guaranteed to put the s***s up me: a penalty shoot-out."
• (Kevin McKidd) "Figures. Terry?"
• (Leslie Simpson) "Watching a penalty shoot-out -- with Joe."
• (Thomas Lockyer) "What about you, Coop?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Spiders. And women. And -- spider-women."

• (Kevin McKidd) "I may be nuts but Im no fruitcake."
• (Emma Cleasby) "Fine. Stay here and -- drink tea."

• (Kevin McKidd) "I'm not about to second guess these things. They're the enemy, simple as that."
• (Emma Cleasby) "This is no ordinary enemy."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Remember; short, controlled bursts."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Everyone tooled up?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "To the nines."

• (Kevin McKidd) "I'm still not convinced these things didn't just escape from the local nut-house and forget to shave or trim their nails."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Ryan. Have ya tried lickin' ya own balls yet?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "I forgot. You don't f***in' have any."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Where's Spoon?"
• (Sean Pertwee) "There is no Spoon."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Any questions?"
• (Chris Robson) "Just the one, Coop. Exactly what is it we're fighting against?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Megan, do you wanna run it past the boys?"
• (Emma Cleasby) "Lycanthrope."
• (Chris Robson) "You what?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "That's werewolves to you and me."
• (Chris Robson) "You're taking the piss."
• (Darren Morfitt) "What? It makes perfect sense to me."

• (Kevin McKidd) "Sweeping patrols between each of these bunkers; they'll have the whole sector wrapped tighter than an Eskimo's nad-sac."

• (Kevin McKidd) "We go together or we don't f***in' go."

Emma Cleasby as Megan

• (Emma Cleasby) "Every month, when the moon is full, they hunt as a team. Dedicated to the kill. During that time, at least fifteen people have vanished. Hikers mostly. In small groups or alone. They're caught out in the open, hunted down, torn apart and devoured. I've never witness the actual slaughter, but the next day, no bodies, no werewolves, just blood."

• (Emma Cleasby) "Up until today you believed there was a line between myth and reality. Maybe a very fine line sometimes but at least there was a line. Those things out there are REAL. If they're real, what else is real? You know what lives in the shadows now. You may never get another night's sleep as long as you live."

• (Emma Cleasby) "What happened?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "What happened? We were attacked by huge f***in' howlin' things, that's what."

• (Emma Cleasby) "Tell me. Honestly, what are our chances?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Morale seems good, considering. But that will only last as long as the ammunition holds out. Although high spirits are just no substitute for eight hundred rounds a minute, but I don't think that's what you wanted to hear."

• (Emma Cleasby) "I came here to be at one with nature, well I got what I wanted. Now I have to live with it."

• (Emma Cleasby) "But they're good people, they're kind people."
• (Kevin McKidd) "More's the pity."
• (Emma Cleasby) "Why?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Cause we're gonna have to kill them all."

• (Emma Cleasby) "They were always here. I just unlocked the door."

• (Emma Cleasby) "You may think all women are bitches -- but I'm the real thing."

• (Emma Cleasby) "It's that time of month."

• (Emma Cleasby) "What's the glue for?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Ever wondered why the best thing that superglue sticks together is your fingers? Forget your grandma's china cups; this stuff was developed for the Vietnam war to patch up broken soldiers."

Leslie Simpson as Terry

• (Leslie Simpson) "Planning on scoring, Sarge?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "Yea, well mind you don't foul her in the penalty box."
• (Leslie Simpson) "Aww."
• (Sean Pertwee) "Alright, button it, Private Parts."

• (Leslie Simpson) "Why would they put a bug in our radio?"
• (Darren Morfitt) "It's the Kobayashi Maru test. They fixed it so we can't f***in' win."

• (Leslie Simpson) "I've got a real craving for a kebab."

Thomas Lockyer as Bruce

• (Thomas Lockyer) "Christ on a bike."

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