Doc Martin Quotes

Doc Martin is a TV show that appeared on TV in 2004 on ITV (TV channel). Doc Martin completed its run in 1970.

Doc Martin aired for 62 episodes. It features Philippa Braithwaite as producer, and Colin Towns as theme composer. Doc Martin is created by Dominic Minghella.

Doc Martin is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Doc Martin is 50-92 minutes long.

The cast includes: Martin Clunes as Dr. Martin Ellingham, Ian McNeice as Bert Large, Joe Absolom as Al Large, and Caroline Catz as Louisa Glasson.

Doc Martin Quotes

Martin Clunes as Dr. Martin Ellingham

• (Martin Clunes) "Is there anyone here who has a genuine medical problem?"

• (Elaine Denham) "I'm sorry. I cannot tolerate imbeciles."
• (Martin Clunes) "Elaine, when we agreed you'd start at 8.30 you did realise I meant a.m."
• (Elaine Denham) "Buying biscuits at the supermarket, right, and this bimbo won't let me through on six items or less. All baps up to here and stick-on nails she was. Get this;"
• (Elaine Denham) ""Sorry. Six items or less"."
• (Martin Clunes) "And you had?"
• (Elaine Denham) "20, but that's not the point."

• (Martin Clunes) "What do you want Adrian?"
• (Adrian Pitts) "I want you to put in a word for me with Chris Parsons. You see, Faulkner is about to move on."
• (Martin Clunes) "And you're ready to step up?"
• (Adrian Pitts) "Yes, but I'm getting some resistance from Chris Parsons. Since you two are mates I wondered if you might give him a call."
• (Martin Clunes) "I've spoken to Chris. He rang me. He thinks you're an arse. I think you're an arse too. Enjoy your weekend."
• (Martin Clunes) "Arse."

• (Joan Norton) "Look, Marty, you do realise that the villagers are dusting off their pitchforks, don't you?"
• (Martin Clunes) "Yes. Exactly how many generations ago did the inbreeding start with these people?"

• (Martin Clunes) "Hello, Fenn, how are you?"
• (Caroline Catz) "Don't you think it's a little late for the concerned routine?"
• (Martin Clunes) "What in God's name are you?"
• (Caroline Catz) "When you have precisely one patient I'd think you'd want to visit him in hospital. No, Roger, don't try and speak."
• (Roger Fenn) "He did come and see me. Depressed the hell out of me."
• (Martin Clunes) "It was mutual."
• (Caroline Catz) "Well --"
• (Caroline Catz) "You could've told me."
• (Martin Clunes) "I tried to, but that woman shushed me."

• (Unnamed) "And you reckon these will work, do you?"
• (Martin Clunes) "No; I just prescribe them for fun."

• (Martin Clunes) "It's not my dog."

• (Martin Clunes) "Ellingham?"
• (Martin Clunes) "It's for you."
• (Elaine Denham) "I'm not here."
• (Martin Clunes) "Elaine's not here."
• (Elaine Denham) "Hang on. Is that Greg?"
• (Martin Clunes) "Are you Greg? Elaine for you."
• (Elaine Denham) "I'm not talking to Greg."

Ian McNeice as Bert Large

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Caroline Catz as Louisa Glasson

• (Caroline Catz) "This is Miss Glasson from the school, Mrs Richards. I'm just checking on Bobby. Oh, dear, well, I'm sure the doctor will, he's --"
• (Martin Clunes) "Mrs Richards? Dr Ellingham here. Is his temperature still elevated? Right, I'm on my way, what's the address? Yep. Yep. I'll be with you in 15 minutes."
• (Caroline Catz) "Half an hour."
• (Martin Clunes) "30 minutes. Goodbye."
• (Martin Clunes) "Do you know where the --"
• (Caroline Catz) "Map."
• (Martin Clunes) "Thanks."

• (Caroline Catz) "I got involved in a surfing club of all things. I think what clinched it was the kids saying I'm too old."
• (Martin Clunes) "Nonsense. People of all ages go surfing."
• (Caroline Catz) "You should come along. It'd be nice to see you out of that suit and in a wet -- suit --"

Joe Absolom as Al Large

• (Elaine Denham) "How come you never asked me out, then?"
• (Joe Absolom) "Well, there was you and Greg."
• (Elaine Denham) "Also, you were a bit of a non."

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