Do Not Adjust Your Set Quotes

Do Not Adjust Your Set is a television program that first aired in 1967 on ITV (TV network). Do Not Adjust Your Set completed its run in 1969.

Do Not Adjust Your Set aired for 29 episodes. It features Associated-Rediffusion (Series 1) as producer. Do Not Adjust Your Set is executive produced by Humphrey Barclay, and Ian Davidson.

Do Not Adjust Your Set is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Do Not Adjust Your Set is c. 25 minutes (excluding commercials) long. Do Not Adjust Your Set is distributed by Associated-Rediffusion (Series 1).

Do Not Adjust Your Set Quotes

• (Denise) "This is a wonderful traditional Yuletide game. It's called the Indian Ocean Game. Everybody sits round in a circle, and the first person to mention that the Indian Ocean is forty thousand fathoms deep, loses."

• (Terry) "You know, every Christmas, I feel like a little child. But we always get turkey."

• (Eric) "The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?"

• (Eric) "Don't forget, when you stir the Christmas pudding, make a wish."
• (Denise) "I wish I didn't have to stir this pudding."

• (Eric) "And now, "Turnaround" takes a look at Christmas round the world. And first of all, Africa. Come in, Africa."
• (Eric) "Thank you, Africa. And now, over to Australia. Come in, Australia."
• (Eric) "Hello Sydney."
• (Michael) "Hello Norman."
• (Eric) "Thank you, Afghanistan. And now, come in, Raquel Welch."
• (Eric) "Oh well, it was worth a try."

• (Unnamed) "I had found the place."

• (Michael) "Here's a viewer's letter. It comes from Mrs. Margaret Forsdyke: "Since watching your program, I have become a new person. Yours sincerely, Mr. Arthur Vickers.""

• (Eric) "If every day were Christmas day/By some fantastic trick/If every day were Christmas day/We'd all be bloomin' SICK."

• (Michael) "Here are some really exciting games you can play this Christmas. And first, from Terry, here is the A and B Game."
• (Terry) "Well, all the guests are divided into two teams, A and B. And B are the winners. -- Well, you CAN make it more complicated if you want to."

• (Eric) "Oh. You may wonder what these have to do with Christmas. The answer is, they're Carol's."

• (Eric) "First of all, a big hello to all our viewers. Hello Mrs. Green, hello Mr. Green, hello Mum. I think that's everyone."

• (Michael) "I got three hundred and sixty Christmas cards. -- And I'm not sending ANY of them until someone sends ME one."

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