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Do I Know You? Quotes

Do I Know You? is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Do I Know You? ended its run in 1970.

Do I Know You? Quotes

  • (Marshall) "You hated it, didn't you?"
  • (Stella Zinman) "Uh, it was so stupid. Like, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear they hang around with all the time?"
  • (Marshall) "Wookie."
  • (Stella Zinman) "Yeah. He goes --"
  • (Stella Zinman) "-- and they're all like: "Good point, bear. Let's try that.""
  • (Marshall) "Okay, he's a wookie, and his kind is actually more intelligent that they appear. Look, Stella, that is Ted's favorite movie of all time. He watches it when he's home sick with the flu. He watches it on rainy Sunday afternoons in the fall. He -- he watches it on Christmas Eve. Ted watches Star Wars in sickness and in health, in good times and bad. Do you really think you can pretend to like a movie that you actually hate for the rest of your life?"
  • (Stella Zinman) "Yeah."
  • (Marshall) "Well, then Ted's a lucky guy."
  • (Marshall) "Bear --"
  • (Barney Stinson) "It's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings, I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything."
  • (Marshall) "She's never seen Star Wars? Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars."
  • (Ted) "You've gotta calm down."
  • (Marshall) "I told you. I told you that you don't know this girl well enough. What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?"
  • (Ted) "Dude, it's just a movie."
  • (Marshall) "Ted, Star Wars is your all time favorite movie, and whether or not Stella actually likes it is really important. Its like a test of how compatible you guys are."
  • (Ted) "Marshall, its just a movie."
  • (Marshall) "Ha."
  • (Ted) "Its just a movie."
  • (Ted) "Ok, if Stella doesn't like this movie, I can't marry her."
  • (Marshall) "No, you can't."
  • (Ted) "Wanna watch it again?"
  • (Marshall) "Yes I do."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with Robin was just a fling, but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos."
  • (Barney Stinson) "On a booty call you barely even have to talk. At 9:00PM you say, "Hey, babe, it's Barney. Are you busy tonight?""Sweet, see you in a half an hour, can't wait." But the later it gets, the fewer words you need. "Barney. Busy? Sweet." And by 3:00 in the morning"
  • (Lily Aldrin) "A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "OW. It's not worse than your super-obvious codewords."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Rhinoceros."
  • (Marshall) "We have to go."
  • (Ted) "Okay, so I don't know every single detail about Stella. What's this really about? Do you not like her or something?"
  • (Marshall) "Oh, Ted, I like Stella a lot. She's a Mets fan and everything."
  • (Ted) "Really?"
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Ask her something."
  • (Barney Stinson) "How are you feeling today?"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Fine."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Something personal."
  • (Barney Stinson) "At what age did you first get your period?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "She wasn't there. I left a voicemail."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "You left a voice, but it wasn't male."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Barney, how can you be in love and still be sleeping with everything that moves?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "I'm sorry I don't follow you.That's like saying 'how can an ant lift fifty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?'. Are the two even related?"

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