DNA (Red Dwarf) Quotes

DNA (Red Dwarf) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . DNA ended its run in 1970.

DNA (Red Dwarf) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "The most wonderful thing has happened. We found this machine and it's made me human."
• (Unnamed) "You're a human now?"
• (Unnamed) "That's right, Spare Head 1. Our wildest, most incredible dream has come true."
• (Unnamed) "What's it like?"
• (Unnamed) "It's indescribable, Spare Head 2. True, I'm having a few problems coping with the human emotions, there's no zoom, the nipples don't work, and I could show you a snapshot of something that would make your eyes spin like fruit machines. But that apart, it's all going well."
• (Unnamed) "What about us? It was my turn to be main head next month."
• (Unnamed) "Well, obviously that's no longer possible. Aren't you happy for me? I'm not a mechanoid, I'm not second-class any more."
• (Unnamed) "What about Spare Head 3? You can't just leave him here, he's got droid rot."
• (Unnamed) "I don't need no bugger t' look after me. I may be half bad with silicon rickets, and me voice units may be shot t' buggery, but I don't need sympathy from the likes of 'im."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'll still come and visit. I won't forget you."
• (Unnamed) "Where have you been for the past four days?"
• (Unnamed) "I've been busy."
• (Unnamed) "Aye, busy swanking around with 'is new central nervous system and 'is poncey new 'ate valve 'art, la-di-da-ing with all 'is fancy new 'uman friends."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Spare Head 3, what do you know about anything?"
• (Unnamed) "Ooh, hark at 'im. Orderin' 'is own heads around. I may be 30,000 years old, and me circuit boards may 'ave gone bandy, but I'll tell you this for nowt. You came into this world as a mechanoid, and a mechanoid you'll always be."
• (Unnamed) "I don't have to take this from you. I'm a human. Shut your stupid flat head."
• (Unnamed) "Kryten, I don't believe you just said that."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know why I even came here. What a waste of time."
• (Unnamed) "I think you should leave now, Kryten. There's nothing more to say."
• (Unnamed) "Aye, sling your bloody 'ook. Go on. Clear off."
• (Unnamed) "And what about you, Spare Hand 1? How do you feel?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, what do you think?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not quite with you here Kryten, what am I supposed to say?"
• (Unnamed) "I want to know, is that normal?"
• (Unnamed) "What taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? No, it's not."

• (Unnamed) "Aliens. They're probably going to return Glenn Miller."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "That's what they do. All those people who inexplicably vanish, they return them. Oh, smeg, that's all we need. Glenn Miller on board, boring us to death with Pennsylvania 6-5000."

• (Unnamed) "What was it like, being a hamster?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, it was better than being a chicken. I mean, you've seen the size of an egg. You've seen the size of a chicken's bum. I was trying to say, in chicken-talk, "For God's sake, give me an epidural.""

• (Unnamed) "You're totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of danger, you only look after number one, you're vain, you're selfish, you're narcissistic and you're self-obsessed."
• (Unnamed) "You just listed all my best features."

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