Disorder in the Court Quotes

Disorder in the Court is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Disorder in the Court ended its run in 1970.

It features Jules White as producer, and Benjamin H. Kline as head of cinematography.

Disorder in the Court is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Disorder in the Court is duration Disorder in the Court is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

Disorder in the Court Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Now Gaily's dance was over. I stuck my head in the office door, and I saw Koik Robin and Buck Wing ahgyin' over by the parrot cage."
• (Unnamed) "What were they arguing about?"
• (Unnamed) "I dunno. But Buck Wing was sizzlin' like a hot hamboiguh. He grabs Koik by the neck like that, see, and drags him over to the letter press, see?"
• (Unnamed) "Then he smacks him on the head like that."
• (Unnamed) "Then he pokes his coconut into the letter press, see? Like that. Then he says, "I'll squeeze the cider outta yer Adam's apple." Then he gives him the woiks, like this. Then he keeps toinin. And twistin'. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the --"

• (Unnamed) "I'll SUE you for this."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, sue-perstitious eh?"

• (Unnamed) "A taran-tela."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. A field mouse."
• (Unnamed) "Watch out, it'll bite ya."
• (Unnamed) "Taran-tella? Shot five holes in a dibbit."

• (Unnamed) "Please control your killing instincts."

• (Unnamed) "He's asking you if you'll swear to tell the truth."
• (Unnamed) "Truth is stranger than fiction, Judgie-Wudgie."

• (Unnamed) "You're in court, not the woods, Tarzan."

• (Unnamed) "Broadlane-9972. After 5 o'clock."

• (Unnamed) "Are you trying to give me the double talk?"

• (Unnamed) "Take the stand."
• (Unnamed) "Where'll I put it?"
• (Unnamed) "No, no, take the stand."
• (Unnamed) "I got it. Now what'll I do with it?"
• (Unnamed) "SIDDOWN."

• (Unnamed) "I'm no mule."
• (Unnamed) "No, your ears are too short."

• (Court Clerk) "Take off your hat."
• (Court Clerk) "Raise your right hand."
• (Court Clerk) "Put your left hand here."
• (Unnamed) "Take off you hat."
• (Court Clerk) "Raise your right hand."
• (Court Clerk) "Now, put your left hand here."
• (Unnamed) "Please, take off your hat."
• (Court Clerk) "Raise your right hand."
• (Court Clerk) "Now, put your left hand here."
• (Unnamed) "Will you please take off your hat?"
• (Court Clerk) "Raise your RIGHT HAND."
• (Court Clerk) "Now, put your left hand here."
• (Unnamed) "Take off your hat."
• (Court Clerk) "Raise your right hand."
• (Court Clerk) "Get rid of that hat."
• (Unnamed) "Raise YOUR right hand."
• (Court Clerk) "Raise your right hand."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. What's the idea of spoiling the game?"
• (Unnamed) "I was for onesies."
• (Unnamed) "Well here's twosies."
• (Unnamed) "He did a onesie, you give 'em to --"
• (Unnamed) "Here's fivesies."

• (Unnamed) "Grab your ear."
• (Unnamed) "Come on."

• (Unnamed) "I say, Jasper, what comes after seventy-five?"
• (Unnamed) "Seventy-six."
• (Unnamed) "That's the Spirit."

• (Unnamed) "Do you swear --"
• (Unnamed) "No, but I know all the woids."

• (Unnamed) "I'm a victim of circumstance."

• (Defense Attorney) "Mr. Howard, kindly tell the court what you know about Kirk Robbin's murder."
• (Unnamed) "Well, it was like this, Mr. Court --"
• (Defense Attorney) "Address the judge as your honor."
• (Unnamed) "Well, it was like this, my honor --"
• (Defense Attorney) ""Your honor". Not "My honor"."
• (Unnamed) "Why? Don't you like him?"

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