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Disaster (Star Trek: The Next Generation) Quotes

Disaster (Star Trek: The Next Generation) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Disaster ended its run in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

Disaster (Star Trek: The Next Generation) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "In appreciation for the way you helped us get out of the turboshaft, and the way you helped us not be scared, we want to present to you this commemorative plaque."
  • (Unnamed) "I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien."
  • (Unnamed) "Worf, have you ever done this before? Delivered a baby?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. No. I took the Starfleet emergency medical course. In a computerized simulation, I assisted in delivery of a human baby."
  • (Unnamed) "Sometimes it doesn't go by the book, Worf."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not sure who to feel sorry for; the Captain or the kids."
  • (Unnamed) "The crew has decided to stick together. We all go, or we all stay."
  • (Unnamed) "All right. I'll try. But I want you to know, this is mutiny."
  • (Unnamed) "Can I be an officer, too?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, let me see, um -- Your science projects involved radishes, did it not?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Then I shall appoint you my executive officer in charge of radishes."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations. You are fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what I've been doing."
  • (Unnamed) "I believe there are still people alive down there. And I'm going to give them every chance. Assuming they're alive, they'll be hoping there's someone up here who can help them. So we'll help them."
  • (Unnamed) "You just can't stay away from the big chair, can you?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't think I'm cut out to be Captain. First Officer, maybe. I understand there aren't many qualifications."
  • (Unnamed) "You need a bigger head."
  • (Unnamed) "My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from power surges. It would be possible for you to remove my cranial unit and take it with you."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me get this straight. You want me to take off your head?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, sir. Is something wrong, sir?"
  • (Unnamed) "A remarkable experience, Commander."
  • (Unnamed) "You have the bridge, Number One."
  • (Unnamed) "Aye, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "My computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm having contractions."
  • (Unnamed) "I believe that is not uncommon in the late months of pregnancy."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I mean contractions. I'm going into labor."
  • (Unnamed) "You cannot. This is not a good time, Keiko."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not open for debate. Like it or not, this baby is coming."
  • (Unnamed) "Once the air is vented, the first thing you'll feel is an extreme pressure on your lungs. You have to resist the temptation to exhale."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay."
  • (Unnamed) "Next, our hands and feet will get cold, then numb, and some of the capillaries on the exposed sections of the skin may burst."
  • (Unnamed) "Sounds like fun."
  • (Unnamed) "We will have about fifteen seconds of useful consciousness, then about ten seconds of extreme disorientation, then we pass out."
  • (Unnamed) "I must urge you gently but firmly to push harder."
  • (Unnamed) "What we need is a climbing song. Marissa, is there a song that you sing at school?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mmm -- "The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog?""
  • (Unnamed) "I'm afraid I don't know that one --"

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