Disaster Movie Quotes

Disaster Movie is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Disaster Movie completed its run in 1970.

It features Christopher Lennertz in charge of musical score, and Shawn Maurer as head of cinematography.

Disaster Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Disaster Movie is 87 minutes long. Disaster Movie is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Johnny Rock as Enchanted Princess, Matt Lanter as Will, Johnny Rock as Prince Caspian, Johnny Rock as Male Carrie, Gary "G Thang" Johnson as Calvin, Vanessa Lachey as Amy, and Matt Lanter as All.

Disaster Movie Quotes

Vanessa Lachey as Amy

• (Vanessa Lachey) "You know what will, every time we made love I was thinking about another guy."
• (Matt Lanter) "Well so was I."

Johnny Rock as Enchanted Princess

• (Johnny Rock) "And so I thought: Could a simple New York City gal like me really beat the s*** out of a pregnant teenager? I wonder."
• (Unnamed) "Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, I must break you."

• (Unnamed) "Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom."
• (Johnny Rock) "No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers."
• (Matt Lanter) "How'd you end up there?"
• (Johnny Rock) "Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS."

• (Johnny Rock) "My dear prince, you have rescued me you have caught me in your arms --"
• (Gary "G Thang" Johnson) "Actually you landed on my balls."

• (Johnny Rock) "It's the guy who ruined Star Wars."

Matt Lanter as Will

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Gary "G Thang" Johnson as Calvin

• (Gary "G Thang" Johnson) "Man, you messed s*** up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league."
• (Matt Lanter) "She's not out of my league."
• (Gary "G Thang" Johnson) "s***, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack."

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