Dirty Love (film) Quotes

Dirty Love (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Dirty Love completed its run in 1970.

It features John Mallory Asher, B. J. Davis; Rod Hamilton; Kimberley Kates; Michael Manasseri; Jenny McCarthy, and Trent Walford as producer, D. A. Young in charge of musical score, and Eric Wycoff as head of cinematography.

Dirty Love (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dirty Love (film) is 91 minutes long. Dirty Love (film) is distributed by First Look Studios.

The cast includes: Jenny McCarthy as Rebecca, Kam Heskin as Carrie, Carmen Electra as Michelle, Deryck Whibley as Tony, Eddie Kaye Thomas as John, and Guillermo Díaz as Tom Houdini.

Dirty Love (film) Quotes

Kam Heskin as Carrie

• (Kam Heskin) "Penis insecurity. When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that its still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan."

• (Kam Heskin) "I was thinking about becoming a scientologist. They're always famous, you know. Is there like an audition or something? I could do a monologue from Ron L. Hubbard."

• (Kam Heskin) "Have you seen my boobs lately?"
• (Jenny McCarthy) "Yeah, they're pretty."
• (Kam Heskin) "Of course they are and you know why? Because I don't f***ing jog."

• (Kam Heskin) "Babies are sticky."

Jenny McCarthy as Rebecca

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Hey wait. Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it? Oh come on. Who cares if my vagina falls off from all the diseases out ther? I'll take some open sores."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "I'm joining your posse."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Oh my God. I can not get last night out of my head. Richard. Richard and that little -- wait, what was her name? Oh yeah -- whore --"

• (Jenny McCarthy) "How do I look?"
• (Kam Heskin) "Like a summer flower that got rained on and stung by a bee."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Well, my treasure is under construction right now."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "It's not bubblegum, you don't chew it."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Let me give you a tip: buy yourself a mango, cut it in half, practice."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Even Brad Pitt's throbbing cock couldn't make me feel better right now."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Why did the Blonde jump off a building? To she if her Maxipad had wings."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "This? It's syphillis. I caught it in prison. Wait, where you going?"

• (Jenny McCarthy) "My white pony's probably at a glue factory by now."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Can you send a blue f***er on the rocks to that guy in the corner?"

• (Jenny McCarthy) "The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before -- pure love."

• (Jenny McCarthy) "Here's to the men that we love -- Here's to the men that love us -- But then men that we love will never love us -- so f*** all the men -- HERE'S TO US."

Carmen Electra as Michelle

• (Carmen Electra) "You a cyclist of just play for the other team?"

• (Carmen Electra) "What up, Dick? Just a little warning: that ain't mud on your bed."

• (Carmen Electra) "WORD."

• (Carmen Electra) "Girl, are you crazy your big ol' titty's hangin' out."

• (Carmen Electra) "Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?"

• (Carmen Electra) "You're kind of cute, for a white boy."
• (Deryck Whibley) "You know, you're white?"
• (Carmen Electra) "Don't you ever call me that."

• (Carmen Electra) "You like that, don't you, little Cracker Boy?"

Eddie Kaye Thomas as John

• (Eddie Kaye Thomas) "Can I have a "I'm a complete dumbass p***** sundae" please?"

Guillermo Díaz as Tom Houdini

• (Guillermo Díaz) "I hope my rabbit doesn't eat your salad."

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