Dirty Dingus Magee Quotes

Dirty Dingus Magee is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Dirty Dingus Magee stopped airing in 1970.

It features Burt Kennedy as producer, Jeff Alexander in charge of musical score, and Harry Stradling Jr. as head of cinematography.

Dirty Dingus Magee is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dirty Dingus Magee is 91 minutes long. Dirty Dingus Magee is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Michele Carey as Anna Hot Water, Jack Elam as John Wesley Hardin, Anne Jackson as Belle Nops, Paul Fix as Chief Crazy Blanket, Harry Carey, Jr. as Charles Stuart, and Henry Jones as Rev. Green.

Dirty Dingus Magee Quotes

Anne Jackson as Belle Nops

• (Anne Jackson) "Where in the hell have you been?"
• (Unnamed) "At the jail taking care of my outlaw."
• (Anne Jackson) "I didn't make you Sheriff to take care of your outlaw, but to protect my girls here."
• (Unnamed) "Is somebody threatening them?"
• (Anne Jackson) "The Army is threatening them."
• (Harry Carey, Jr.) "The Army is threatening to move out."
• (Anne Jackson) "And ruin every industry in Yerke's Hole -- especially mine."
• (Unnamed) "Why would the Army move?"
• (Henry Jones) "To go where the Indians are. That's what they come out west for; to fight Indians."
• (Anne Jackson) "What we need is a good massacre."
• (Unnamed) "There ain't nothing but tamed Indians around here, Belle."
• (Anne Jackson) "Well, stir 'em up."
• (Unnamed) "How?"
• (Anne Jackson) "Break a treaty. Speak with forked tongue. How the hell should I know? I never started an uprising before."

• (Anne Jackson) "Here. You're the new sheriff."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe I oughta be sworn in or something."
• (Anne Jackson) "Raise your right hand. Swear."
• (Unnamed) "To hell with Dingus Magee."

• (Anne Jackson) "My cathouse --. My cathouse --. My cathouse is burning."

• (Anne Jackson) "These army drills are hard on the girls."
• (Unnamed) "Soldiers hard on, too."
• (Anne Jackson) "You can say that again."

Paul Fix as Chief Crazy Blanket

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Harry Carey, Jr. as Charles Stuart

• (Harry Carey, Jr.) "Here he comes. Shall I shoot him in the back when he passes?"
• (Unnamed) "No. I want this to be a fair fight. I'll shoot him in the back. It's the Code of the West."

Jack Elam as John Wesley Hardin

• (Jack Elam) "Ain't I seen a poster on you somewhere?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir. The name's Magee; Dingus Magee."
• (Jack Elam) "Oh, that ten dollar outlaw."
• (Unnamed) "None but."
• (Jack Elam) "Ha. Ha. Ha. Hell, if I'd known that, I never would have held you up, but I got to steal something from you. Never stop a man for robbing unless you take at least something. That's the Code of the West."

• (Jack Elam) "Empty your pockets."
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir, Mr. Hardin."
• (Jack Elam) "You know my name, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir. Their ain't a fence post or a tree stump anywhere in these parts that don't have John Wesley Hardin's picture on it."

Michele Carey as Anna Hot Water

• (Unnamed) "Now we go to Mexico."
• (Michele Carey) "Mexico?"
• (Unnamed) "When you steal money, that's where you go. It's the Code of the West."

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