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Dirty Dancing Quotes

Dirty Dancing is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Dirty Dancing stopped airing in 1970.

It features Linda Gottlieb as producer, John Morris, and Erich Bulling in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey Jur as head of cinematography.

Dirty Dancing is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dirty Dancing is 100 minutes long. Dirty Dancing is distributed by Vestron Pictures.

The cast includes: Jennifer Grey as Baby, Patrick Swayze as Johnny, Max Cantor as Robbie Gould, Cynthia Rhodes as Penny, Jerry Orbach as Jake Houseman, Neal Jones as Billy Kostecki, Jane Brucker as Lisa Houseman, Wayne Knight as Stan, Kelly Bishop as Marjorie Houseman, Jack Weston as Max, and Lonny Price as Neil Kellerman.

Dirty Dancing Quotes

Jerry Orbach as Jake Houseman

  • (Jerry Orbach) "Good luck in medical school, son."
  • (Max Cantor) "I wanted to thank you for your help with the Penny situation. I guess we've all gotten into messes."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "What?"
  • (Max Cantor) "I thought Baby told you. Look, I'm not sure. Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. They're liable to pin it -- on any guy around."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "Max, our Baby's gonna change the world."
  • (Jack Weston) "And what are you gonna do, missy?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Oh, Lisa's going to decorate it."
  • (Max Cantor) "She already does."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "I know you weren't the one who got Penny in trouble."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Yeah."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "You looked wonderful out there."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "Don't you tell me what to see. I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher, while he moved on to an innocent young girl like my daughter."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Yeah, I guess that's what you would see."

Patrick Swayze as Johnny

  • (Patrick Swayze) "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Don't put your heel down; don't put your heel down."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Sure Neil. No problem. We'll end the season with the pachenga."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right?"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "What's your real name, Baby?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Frances. For the first woman in the Cabinet."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Frances. That's a real grown up name."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "It's not on the one, it's not the mambo. It's a feeling; a heartbeat."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "You wanna hear something crazy? Last night I -- I dreamed we were walking along and we met your father. He said, "Come on," and he put his arm around me. Just like he did with Robbie."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Yeah, it takes a real saint to ask Daddy."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "I'll never be sorry."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Neither will I."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "No, the-the way he saved her. I-I mean, I-I could never do anything like that. That was somethin'. I mean, the reason people treat me like I'm nothin' is because I'm nothin'."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "You just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me."

Jane Brucker as Lisa Houseman

  • (Jane Brucker) "God, I am so sick of this rain. Remind me not to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls."
  • (Kelly Bishop) "So, you go to Acapulco, it'll be fine."
  • (Jane Brucker) "I've decided to go all the way with Robbie."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Oh, Lisa, no. Not with someone like him."
  • (Jane Brucker) "Do you think if we came back here for a our tenth anniversary, it would be free?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "It-it's just wrong this way. It should be with someone; it should be with someone that you sort of love."
  • (Jane Brucker) "Oh, come on. You don't care about me. You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army -- as long as they were on the right side of the Ho Chi Minh Trail."
  • (Jane Brucker) "Where is my beige iridescent lipstick?"
  • (Jane Brucker) "Oh, my God. Look at that. Ma, I should have brought those coral shoes. You said I was taking too much."
  • (Kelly Bishop) "Well, sweetheart, you brought ten pairs."
  • (Jane Brucker) "But the coral shoes match that dress."
  • (Jerry Orbach) "This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine, or police dogs used in Birmingham."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Monks burning themselves in protest."
  • (Jane Brucker) "Butt out, Baby."

Max Cantor as Robbie Gould

  • (Max Cantor) "Well, it looks like I picked the wrong sister. That's okay, Baby, I went slummin' too."
  • (Max Cantor) "I didn't blow a summer hauling toasted bagels just to bail out some little chick who probably balled every guy in the place."
  • (Max Cantor) "A little precision please, Baby. Some people count and some people don't."
  • (Max Cantor) "Read it. I think it's a book you'll enjoy, but make sure you return it; I have notes in the margin."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "You make me sick. Stay away from me, stay away from my sister or I'll have you fired."

Jennifer Grey as Baby

  • (Jennifer Grey) "Who's that?"
  • (Lonny Price) "Oh, them. They're the dance people. They're here to keep the, uh, guests happy."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "So what's wrong? What's the matter with her?"
  • (Neal Jones) "She's knocked up, Baby."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Billy."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "What's he gonna do about it?"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "What's he gonna to do about it? Oh, it's mine, right? Right away you think it's mine."
  • (Radio disc jockey) "Hi, everybody, this is your Cousin Brucie. Whoa. Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody, but everybody's in love. So cousins, here's a great song from The Four Seasons."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "That was the summer of 1963; when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "So then; so then it's all right. I knew it would work out. I knew they'd have to apologize --"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "I'm out, Baby."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "They fired you anyway because of me."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "And if I leave quietly, I'll get my summer bonus."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "So I did it for nothing. I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway, I did it for nothing."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "No, no, not for nothin', Baby. Nobody has ever done anything like that for me before."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "You were right, Johnny. You can't win no matter what you do."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "You listen to me. I don't wanna hear that from you. You can."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "I used to think so."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "I carried a watermelon."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Carried a watermelon?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Have you had many women?"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "What?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Have you had many women?"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Baby, come on."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Tell me. I wanna know."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "No, no. Look, you've gotta understand what it's like, Baby. You come from the streets and suddenly you're up here, and these women, they are throwing themselves at ya, and they smell so good, and they really take care of themselves. I mean, I never knew women could be like that, you know? And they're so rich, they're so goddam rich, you think they must know about everything. And they're slipping their room keys in my hands, two and three times day, different women. So, here I think I'm scoring big, right? And for a while, you think, hey, they wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "That-that's alright, I understand. You were just using them, that's all."
  • (Patrick Swayze) "No, no that's not it. That's the thing, Baby, see it wasn't like that. They were using me."

Cynthia Rhodes as Penny

  • (Cynthia Rhodes) "Johnny, what are you doing?"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "Don't worry about Max; I'll tell him your grandmother died, or somethin'."
  • (Cynthia Rhodes) "How many times have you told me never to get mixed up with them?"
  • (Patrick Swayze) "I know what I'm doing, Penny."
  • (Cynthia Rhodes) "You listen to me; you've gotta stop it, now."
  • (Cynthia Rhodes) "Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em."
  • (Cynthia Rhodes) "Go back to your playpen, Baby."

Kelly Bishop as Marjorie Houseman

  • (Kelly Bishop) "I think she gets this from me."
  • (Kelly Bishop) "Look at all of this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Try South East Asia, Ma."
  • (Kelly Bishop) "Right."

Lonny Price as Neil Kellerman

  • (Lonny Price) "I have to say it. I'm known as the catch of the county."
  • (Jennifer Grey) "I'm sure you are."
  • (Lonny Price) "But, last week, I took a girl from Jamie, the lifeguard. And he said to her, right in front of me, "What does he have that I don't have?" And she said, "Two hotels.""

Jack Weston as Max

  • (Jack Weston) "I want you girls to know if it were not for this man, I'd be standing here dead."
  • (Jack Weston) "This Danish is pure protein."

Wayne Knight as Stan

  • (Wayne Knight) "You know I finally met a girl exactly like my mother dress like her, acts like her so I brought her home my Father doesn't like her."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Go figure."

Neal Jones as Billy Kostecki

  • (Neal Jones) "You'd think they were a couple, wouldn't ya?"
  • (Jennifer Grey) "Well, aren't they?"
  • (Neal Jones) "Naw, not since we were kids."

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