Dinner Party (The Office) Quotes

Dinner Party (The Office) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dinner Party stopped airing in 1970.

Dinner Party (The Office) Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might want to have kids, and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids? Who had it reversed back? Snip, snap. Snip, snap. Snip, snap. I did. You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person."

• (Michael Scott) "That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed. Good luck paying me back with your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe."

• (Michael Scott) "Mmm. A sort of an oaky afterbirth."

• (Angela Martin) "The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit."

• (Jan Levinson) "You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath."
• (Jan Levinson) "But I don't have to tell you, Pam."
• (Pam Beesly) "Oh, yeah -- Wait, what?"

• (Jan Levinson) "If you want to have kids, then fine, you win. Let's have a"
• (Jan Levinson) "kid."

• (Pam Beesly) "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for -- at a dinner party."

• (Dwight Schrute) "I'll take care of this. Okay, what seems to be the problem, Officers?"
• (Cop #1) "Not now, Dwight."

• (Michael Scott) "Man, I would love to burn your candles."
• (Jan Levinson) "You burn it, you buy it."
• (Michael Scott) "Oh, good, I'll be your first customer."
• (Jan Levinson) "You're hardly my first."
• (Michael Scott) "That's what she said."

• (Jan Levinson) "Well, how about we do the short tour, and then I'll start dinner."
• (Pam Beesly) "Oh, I can help starting dinner, if you need it."
• (Jan Levinson) "Oh, no, no, no, it's just the Osso Buco, needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else is done."
• (Pam Beesly) "Three hours from now, or three hours from earlier, like 4:00?"
• (Jan Levinson) "You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight."
• (Michael Scott) "When in Rome."

• (Michael Scott) "All right, my"
• (Michael Scott) "my"
• (Michael Scott) "my"
• (Michael Scott) "my turn. My"
• (Michael Scott) "my my my"
• (Michael Scott) "my turn."
• (Michael Scott) "My my my my turn."
• (Jan Levinson) "Babe, can you just, like, really --"
• (Michael Scott) "What?"
• (Jan Levinson) "You're just, like, really --"
• (Michael Scott) "What? What?"
• (Jan Levinson) "Could you just simmer down? Seriously."
• (Michael Scott) "I'm just making people laugh."
• (Jan Levinson) "No."
• (Michael Scott) "Yes, I was watching Jim's face."
• (Jan Levinson) "I was watching Jim."
• (Jan Levinson) "And he was laughing. Look."
• (Jan Levinson) "No smile."
• (Michael Scott) "Look at him. He's laughing."

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