Did You Hear About the Morgans? Quotes

Did You Hear About the Morgans? is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Did You Hear About the Morgans? ended its run in 1970.

It features Martin Shafer as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Florian Ballhaus as head of cinematography.

Did You Hear About the Morgans? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Did You Hear About the Morgans? is 103 minutes long. Did You Hear About the Morgans? is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jesse Liebman as Adam Feller, Mary Steenburgen as Emma Wheeler, Sarah Jessica Parker as Meryl Morgan, Hugh Grant as Paul Morgan, Kevin Brown as U.S. Marshal Henderson, Seth Gilliam as U.S. Marshal King, Sam Elliott as Clay Wheeler, and Wilford Brimley as Earl Granger.

Did You Hear About the Morgans? Quotes

Sarah Jessica Parker as Meryl Morgan

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I thought Disneyland was the friendliest place on Earth."
• (Hugh Grant) "No, no, no. Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Ray is the friendliest place. People probably get them confused all the time."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Actually, I'm a member of PETA. "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.""
• (Mary Steenburgen) "So am I. Except mines "People for Eating Tasty Animals.""

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?"
• (Kevin Brown) "Ray, Wyoming."
• (Hugh Grant) "Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?"

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I've never been to a Bargain Barn."
• (Sam Elliott) "Are you pulling my leg?"
• (Hugh Grant) "They don't have them in New York."
• (Sam Elliott) "What's that got to do with anything?"
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Well, that's why I've never been to one."
• (Sam Elliott) "I'm still not following you."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "They don't have Bargain Barns in New York, so that's why I've never been to one."
• (Hugh Grant) "We've also never been to one in Chicago, which is where we're from."
• (Sam Elliott) "Oh. I see."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this, but at this exact moment, I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband."
• (Seth Gilliam) "I know exactly how you feel."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "You could've been killed."
• (Hugh Grant) "I am just deeply touched that, that would of bothered you."

• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Can you please stop being so agreeable, please?"
• (Hugh Grant) "Whatever you say."

Hugh Grant as Paul Morgan

• (Hugh Grant) "I love you Meryl. If you are in fact Meryl, I can't really see."

• (Hugh Grant) "Luckily I called ahead and got us a table by the mayonnaise."

Mary Steenburgen as Emma Wheeler

• (Mary Steenburgen) "Here you go. Sunny-side eggs with bacon, sausage with bacon, home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy. Can I get you anything else?"
• (Hugh Grant) "No, thanks. Just the angiogram."

• (Mary Steenburgen) "Hey, I've got plenty of room on my wall for another head."

Wilford Brimley as Earl Granger

• (Wilford Brimley) "You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea-drinker?"
• (Hugh Grant) "You know what I did to the last man who called me that? I stole his crumpet."

Kevin Brown as U.S. Marshal Henderson

• (Kevin Brown) "In the meantime, we'll put you in a temporary spot until we can find a more permanent spot."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "What do you mean by "permanent"?"
• (Kevin Brown) "I don't mean permanent. I mean official site."
• (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Yeah, but you said permanent. So if you don't catch this guy, then the official site becomes the permanent site?"

Jesse Liebman as Adam Feller

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