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Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Quotes

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star stopped airing in 1970.

It features Adam Sandler as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star is 98 minutes long. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: David Spade as Dickie Roberts, Jenna Boyd as Sally Finney, Scott Terra as Sam Finney, Mary McCormack as Grace Finney, and Jon Lovitz as Sidney Wernick.

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Quotes

David Spade as Dickie Roberts

  • (Barry Williams) "I bet you a thousand dollars -- no, make that a hundred dollars and the actual football we used to hit Marcia with in the whole "My nose, My nose" episode, that Brendan Frasier never calls."
  • (David Spade) "Hold on."
  • (David Spade) "Go for Dickie."
  • (David Spade) "Brendan? Yes, of course I can meet Rob Reiner tomorrow."
  • (David Spade) "Is that red hair, or did someone light a fart off your mouth?"
  • (David Spade) "Good night, prudes. Go have your G rated dreams. Prude filled dreams. Dream the dream of prudes. Prude --"
  • (Scott Terra) "Go to sleep Dickie."
  • (Mrs. Gertrude) "Aren't you a bit big to be in a stroller?"
  • (David Spade) "Aren't you bit big to be on the sidewalk?"
  • (David Spade) "You know who else I don't get? Vin Diesel. I mean, is he good looking? Is he Chinese, or what? I mean, I don't know --"
  • (Leif Garrett) "That's so horrible, man. Geez, you're such a dick. Besides, he would kick your ass."
  • (Girl) "Oh, my God. You're Leif Garrett. I used to have such a crush on you."
  • (Girl) "Can I have your autograph?"
  • (David Spade) "You want my autograph too? Dickie Roberts."
  • (Girl) "No, I'm fine."
  • (David Spade) "How about if I put it on a $5 bill?"
  • (Girl) "Make it a 20?"
  • (David Spade) "What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?"
  • (David Spade) "Insane in the membrane. Insane, got no brain."
  • (David Spade) "When I was your age, I did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "See, that might be why you're such a mess now."
  • (David Spade) "Oh. How dare you."
  • (David Spade) "May I help you? Was I being too loud in my treeehouse?"
  • (David Spade) "That's a great idea. Not only is she sexy she's a smart Mommy."
  • (Mary McCormack) "Why did that compliment almost make me puke?"
  • (David Spade) "Holy shit, a bike."
  • (Rob Reiner) "You're six."
  • (David Spade) "Holy crap, a bike."
  • (Rob Reiner) "You're six."
  • (David Spade) "Goo-goo, ga-ga, bikey."
  • (Rob Reiner) "Too far back."
  • (David Spade) "Changing the words, not the vibe."

Jon Lovitz as Sidney Wernick

  • (Jon Lovitz) "I may have to go to the bathroom every 45 minutes, but at least I get to pee in a gold toilet."

Mary McCormack as Grace Finney

  • (Mary McCormack) "Wow, sift through that to find the nugget of compliment."
  • (David Spade) "Sift away sifty."
  • (Mary McCormack) "This feels a little odd."
  • (David Spade) "Dude, I'm the one in the stroller."
  • (Mary McCormack) "Did you just call me, dude?"
  • (David Spade) "I mean mommy."

Jenna Boyd as Sally Finney

  • (Jenna Boyd) "Dickie, there has to be water on it."
  • (Barry Williams) "Brick wall, waterfall, Danny thinks he's got it all. But he don't, and we do, so boom with that attitude or Reese's Pieces, Seven-Up, mess with us, we'll mess you up."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "Cut. That was so good."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "They're driving me crazy."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "Dickie, you promised to help me with my pep squad tryouts."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, I will. That pep squad spot's got your name all over it. Did I ever tell you I was a backup dancer for Vanilla Ice?"
  • (Scott Terra) "No way."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, yeah, I owe him a call."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "I wonder what he's doing up there."
  • (Scott Terra) "Who cares, just as long as Stranger Danger's out of our house."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "But still."
  • (Scott Terra) "Yeah. It actually looks pretty cool. Is that a disco ball?"
  • (David Spade) "Woo."
  • (Jenna Boyd) "Seem, maybe we should peek our heads in."

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