Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film) Quotes

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Diary of a Wimpy Kid stopped airing in 1970.

It features Nina Jacobson; Brad Simpson as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Jack N. Green as head of cinematography.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film) is 92 minutes long. Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Robert Capron as Rowley Jefferson, Zachary Gordon as Greg Heffley, Karan Brar as Chirag Gupta, Rachael Harris as Susan Heffley, Devon Bostick as Rodrick Heffley, Grayson Russell as Fregley, Laine MacNeil as Patty Ferrell, Chloë Grace Moretz as Angie Steadman, and Steve Zahn as Frank Heffley.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (film) Quotes

Steve Zahn as Frank Heffley

• (Steve Zahn) "I think Dorothy deserved it."

Chloë Grace Moretz as Angie Steadman

• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "This place is an intellectual wasteland."

• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "You rejected the school paper, but you joined the Safety Patrol. Are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?"
• (Zachary Gordon) "What?"
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Look, Safety Patrol is the lowest of the low."

• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Hey Rowley. Congratulations."
• (Robert Capron) "Thanks."
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "No problem. You know, I read all the submissions and yours was by far the best."
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "I read yours, too."

Robert Capron as Rowley Jefferson

• (Robert Capron) "Geronimo."

• (Robert Capron) "Zoo-Wee-Mama."

• (Robert Capron) "My mom said to just be myself, and everyone would like me."
• (Zachary Gordon) "That would be good advice if you were somebody else."

Zachary Gordon as Greg Heffley

• (Zachary Gordon) "Trust me, you can't recover from social suicide."

• (Zachary Gordon) "Stop. You look like one of the seven dwarves. Always wear one strap. One strap is cool."
• (Robert Capron) "Then why do they put two straps instead of one?"
• (Zachary Gordon) "Because the people who make backpacks aren't cool."
• (Zachary Gordon) "You know what has one strap? Machine guns. You know what else? Electric guitars."
• (Zachary Gordon) "You know what else?"
• (Robert Capron) "Purses?"

• (Zachary Gordon) "The class favorites."
• (Zachary Gordon) "They're the best in their class. These people aren't nobodies. They're famous. They don't have to worry about getting a seat in the cafeteria, either. Check this out. There's tons of things I qualify for: "Most Likely to Succeed", "Best Looking", "Class Clown". They should just give that to me right now."
• (Robert Capron) "Don't you have to be funny for that?"
• (Robert Capron) "Hey. We can try for cutest friends."

• (Zachary Gordon) "Rowley, if you had to say what you were ranked in terms of popularity from one to two hundred, where would you put yourself?"
• (Robert Capron) "Is two hundred good or bad?"
• (Zachary Gordon) "I'd say you're somewhere around the 154 mark. I'd put myself around number 19 or 20. I might even have a shot at the top spot by the end of the year. If things will go the way I think they will."
• (Robert Capron) "Who's at the bottom?"
• (Grayson Russell) "Hey, guys. Wanna see my secret freckle?"
• (Zachary Gordon) "Fregley, sent home for hygiene issues at least once a month."
• (Grayson Russell) "Check it out. It's got a hair in it."

• (Zachary Gordon) "Like today, l heard someone in the hallway say that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean?"
• (Robert Capron) "A butt can't be cute, it's a butt."

• (Zachary Gordon) "I need something to make me a class favorite."
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "What about class favorites?"
• (Zachary Gordon) "Don't you ever say hi or hello before you start talking?"
• (Robert Capron) "Hi."
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Hello."
• (Robert Capron) "Greg is only here because he wants to get into."
• (Zachary Gordon) "Rowley. I was just saying that I would really like to nail these people because it's so obvious they're only doing these activities to get into the yearbook."
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "You know, I like your point of view. You should sign up for the school paper. We are the voice of the people. Well, the people are mostly idiots so technically speaking we're the voice of the people making fun of the people."
• (Zachary Gordon) "Thanks, but I can't be on the paper because I'm going to be in the paper a lot. It would be a conflict of interest."
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "You're the people. Got it."

Karan Brar as Chirag Gupta

• (Karan Brar) "The "Cheese Touch". No body knows when or how, but one day that cheese mysterious appeared on the blacktop. Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away. And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life."
• (Cheese Girl) "Darren touched the cheese."
• (Darren Walsh) "No I didn't, I just looked at it. Really."
• (Karan Brar) "Darren had the "Cheese Touch". It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else."
• (Karan Brar) "And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy. Friend turning on friend. Brother turning on sister. Is was madness. Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away."
• (Cheese Boy) "Dieter has the Cheese Touch."
• (Dieter Muller) "Ze Cheese Touch? Vat is dat? Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch?"
• (Karan Brar) "Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation. Thankfully he moved back to Dusseldorf and took the Cheese Touch with him. And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim."

• (Karan Brar) "Not good."

• (Karan Brar) "Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch."

Laine MacNeil as Patty Ferrell

• (Laine MacNeil) "Come on. What you waiting for, huh? Don't be such a wuss, Heffley. Make your move."
• (Zachary Gordon) "She's a girl. Where do I grab her?"

• (Laine MacNeil) "This has got to be the worst fight ever."

• (Laine MacNeil) "Here's your yearbook. You're not in it that much. Maybe try to get out there a little next year?"
• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "You know what, Patti? One day middle school will end and become high school and after that it just becomes life. All those things you think are important now won't be anymore."
• (Laine MacNeil) "You wish."

Rachael Harris as Susan Heffley

• (Rachael Harris) "What is this?"
• (Devon Bostick) "That's not mine."
• (Rachael Harris) "It was in your backpack."
• (Devon Bostick) "No. It was in my room."
• (Rachael Harris) "Does owning this magazine make you a better person?"
• (Devon Bostick) "No."
• (Rachael Harris) "Did owning it make you more popular at school?"
• (Devon Bostick) "Yes."
• (Devon Bostick) "No."
• (Rachael Harris) "How do you feel about owning this type of magazine?"
• (Devon Bostick) "Ashamed."
• (Rachael Harris) "Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?"
• (Devon Bostick) "I'm sorry, women."

Grayson Russell as Fregley

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Devon Bostick as Rodrick Heffley

• (Devon Bostick) "Get off, Baby Hippo."

• (Devon Bostick) "You never sign up for anything at school. You fly below the radar. That way you never raise anybody's expectations."

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