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Deus Ex Machina (Lost) Quotes

Deus Ex Machina (Lost) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Deus Ex Machina ended its run in 1970.

Deus Ex Machina (Lost) Quotes

  • (Jack) "Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?"
  • (Sawyer) "What the hell's that got to do with anything?"
  • (Jack) "Is that a yes?"
  • (Sawyer) "Yes."
  • (Jack) "Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?"
  • (Jack) "I'll take that as another "yes". When was the last outbreak?"
  • (Sawyer) "Go to hell, Doc."
  • (Kate) "I know he deserved it, but --"
  • (Jack) "He needs glasses."
  • (John Locke) "I've done everything you wanted me to. So, why did you do this. Why."
  • (Jack) "Look, Kate, I'd love nothing more than to check the guy out, and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm going to get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner -- and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname."
  • (Jack Shephard) "I'd love nothing more than to check the guy out and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm gonna get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner. And if I'm real lucky a brand-new nickname."
  • (Boone) "I don't think I could spell "trebuchet"."
  • (Locke) "There's a "t" on the end."
  • (Jack) "Picking up on a little Korean there, Michael?"
  • (Michael) "Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say, uh, "faster" and "idiot"."
  • (Hurley) "Dude. Looks like someone steam-rolled Harry Potter."
  • (Boone) "Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Theresa falls up the stairs."
  • (Boone) "Have you been using that wacky paste stuff that made me see my sister get eaten?"

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