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Detroit Rock City (film) Quotes

Detroit Rock City (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Detroit Rock City stopped airing in 1970.

It features Barry Levine as producer, J. Peter Robinson in charge of musical score, and John R. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Detroit Rock City (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Detroit Rock City (film) is 94 minutes long. Detroit Rock City (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Natasha Lyonne as Christine, Edward Furlong as Hawk, Giuseppe Andrews as Lex, James DeBello as Trip, Sam Huntington as Jam, Lin Shaye as Mrs. Bruce, Matthew G. Taylor as Chongo, Cody Jones as Little Kid, Joe Flaherty as Father Phillip McNulty, Emmanuelle Chriqui as Barbara, and Ron Jeremy as MC.

Detroit Rock City (film) Quotes

Edward Furlong as Hawk

  • (Edward Furlong) "Maestro."
  • (Edward Furlong) "LEX. Shut the fuck up, man, we're trying to think."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Jam. Just shut your faggoty-ass mouth. You're pissing me off. Now we came all this way and we've got absolutely nothing. So help me God, we are going to that concert."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Yeah, we're here to take out friend Jam here to the big, satanic KISS concert, if that's okay with you."
  • (Joe Flaherty) "Satan? Satan? Santa. They're the same letters -- they're the same guy."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you learned your lesson yet, puke?"
  • (Edward Furlong) "If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, I'd say yeah. I've learned my lesson."
  • (Edward Furlong) "I wish somebody would tell these girls that DISCO'S DEAD."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't stare too long, boys, you'll go blind."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Yeah, right. Stellas. I hate Stellas almost as much as I hate dogs."
  • (James DeBello) "Yeah, man. Same species when you stop to think about it, man."
  • (Edward Furlong) "How's it hanging, Padre?"
  • (Joe Flaherty) "Whoa, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums? -- Nose drums."
  • (Edward Furlong) "You need to get the fuck out of my way."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Oh, that's not very nice, man."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Will you guys quit the mom-bashing? I mean, look, look, Lex's mom is cool because she lets us spend the night, and if it wasn't for your mom, Trip, we wouldn't have smoked that fine Panama Red last night. So, leave the women who gave you life out of it, they're both cool in my book."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Quite a night. So far you've seen me and my dick throw up."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Come on, man. This is such a lousy view. How the hell are we ever supposed to know when he's lit?"
  • (James DeBello) "It usually takes ten minutes to a half an hour. All depends, you know?"
  • (James DeBello) "He's lit."
  • (Edward Furlong) "I ain't no midnight cowboy, or nothing like that."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Oh, yeah, STELLA. And we'll deserve it too, won't we? But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make it really worth their while."

Giuseppe Andrews as Lex

  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "SHIT, man."
  • (Beefy Jerk #1) "Hey. What about the fucking dogs?"
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "You got a phone in there, man?"
  • (Beefy Jerk #1) "Yeah."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Call the cops."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "You know, your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock n' roll."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Yeah? Well, your belt buckle may say rock n' roll, but your breath says pepperoni, baby."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "I can't believe you're thinking of robbing a store, Trip. I mean, You don't pass go, and collect 200 Dollars for pulling Stuff like this, Man."
  • (Edward Furlong) "No shit, Man, is this really worth it? Still, You're gonna get Your ass kicked nine ways to Sunday by that fucking Gorilla, but I guess it's still a Hundred Times better than getting it Porked for the next Three to Five, right?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "What about that Girl Trip, She'll never forget this Night. Even if You got away with it, She'll be Scarred for Life, I mean, when are You gonna realize some Day, that being Tough, means being Tender?"
  • (James DeBello) "Alright everybody, just Shut up."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Give it to me, baby."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Oh, God, God if you get me out of this, I swear, I will never pull my pork again."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "You just upset the Incredible Hulk, his idiot half brother, and the two circus clowns."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Man I've never heard a girl blow ass before."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Hey, thanks for letting us use your make-up supply. You must have the entire Revlon factory in your purse, you greasy disco ball."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "MAN."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Tear these grease monkeys a new asshole."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "One step out of that office, and your asses are Alpo."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Okay, fuck it, man. I j- I just give up."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Oh, God, man, what now? Wolves?"
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "We're not stealing my mom's car. Okay, that's not happening."
  • (Edward Furlong) "You're damn right we are."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD."
  • (James DeBello) "'Shrooms."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "The paint."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Mrs. Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Man, I was afraid some bullshit like this was gonna happen. If Jam misses Peter Criss's drum solo, he won't be able to continue with his fucking life."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Lex. Quit Jynxing us man. No one is missing that concert tomorrow night."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Man, that weed knocked Christine on her ass. She's sleeping like a baby Stella."
  • (James DeBello) "Let's lift up her skirt."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Trip, you asshole."
  • (James DeBello) "What?"
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Man, you spilled the bong water all over the bed."

James DeBello as Trip

  • (James DeBello) "Hey."
  • (Cody Jones) "Shit. You just stole my last ball you --"
  • (James DeBello) "Scream and I'll kick your head off."
  • (James DeBello) "Just one more day of school to get through, girlies, before tomorrow night, Cobo Hall, Detroit, Michigan. You wanted the best --"
  • (Unnamed) "You got the best. The hottest band in the world -- KISS."
  • (James DeBello) "So who did your wardrobe? A band of preppy sailboat captains?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "Hey, my mom had me over a barrel, alright? After what happened last night I had to let her dress me today."
  • (Sam Huntington) "It's a give-and-take relationship."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Yeah, she gives you shit, and you take it."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Jam, give me the tickets, man, I wanna hang on to them."
  • (Sam Huntington) "The -- tickets?"
  • (Edward Furlong) "What?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "you see, there's a little, little problem with that. They're still at my house in Trip's jacket."
  • (Edward Furlong) "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "She was standing right over me while I was changing, for fuck's sake."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Jam, you are so pathetic, man."
  • (James DeBello) "That is some sick shit right there. What, does she comb your ass hair for you too?"
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Jam, if she even smells those tickets, she'll destroy 'em, and we get fucked outta seein' KISS for the third year in a row."
  • (Sam Huntington) "They're fine, they're at my house, they're perfectly safe. We can go there right after school and pick 'em up. My mom's not even gonna be there."
  • (James DeBello) "Dudes, hours from now, we're actually gonna be seein' KISS."
  • (Edward Furlong) "All right, man. We'll just double time it to your house, and grab the tickets before heading to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT -- ROCK -- CITY. GOD."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Well, as they say in the tampon biz, see you next period."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't even think you have a gun."
  • (James DeBello) "Neither do I."
  • (James DeBello) "Man, that geek looks just like Jam."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Man, that geek is Jam."
  • (Edward Furlong) "HEY, DORK."
  • (James DeBello) "Hey scumbag. Drop it or I'll blow your head off."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah? You and what army?"
  • (James DeBello) "-- the Kiss Army."
  • (Cashier) "Oh, thank you. Thank you. Who are you?"
  • (James DeBello) "They call me Dr. Love."
  • (James DeBello) "Whoa, man. I just had the killer-est vision, man. Imagine Mystery, openin' up for KISS, man."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Oh, that'd be fuckin' IT, man."
  • (James DeBello) "It could happen, man. it could happen."
  • (Sam Huntington) "You know, in '73, KISS was opening for Blue Oyster Cult. One year later, to the day, man, Blue Oyster Cult was opening for KISS."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Yeah, well, we're not gonna be openin' for anyone until our lead singer gets over his stage fright."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Man, I don't have fucking stage fright, man."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Then why'd you pass out at Bing's party before the first fucking song?"
  • (Edward Furlong) "That was one show, man."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Yeah, that was our only show, and you dropped like a dead deer on us."
  • (Edward Furlong) "Shut up, man."
  • (James DeBello) "Fuck, it's Elvis."
  • (James DeBello) "Man, this is better than the first time I got to finger a chick, man."

Natasha Lyonne as Christine

  • (Natasha Lyonne) "A tease? What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "You guys like Disco? Y'know, I teach disco dancing back at my church -- you guys look like you got a little rhythm in your blood -- free lessons if you let me go --"
  • (Beefy Jerk #1) "Oh, I know what dance we could do -- 'The Horizontal Hustle'."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Hey peanut-turds. I'm here for the girl and the car."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?"
  • (Edward Furlong) "Why don't you lick my hairy crack?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Hey, you know what? Disco's so fucking big right now, I wouldn't be suprised if KISS did a disco song."
  • (Giuseppe Andrews) "Man, if there's one thing KISS will never do, it is a bullshit disco song."
  • (Sam Huntington) "No shit man."
  • (James DeBello) "Yeah man. Disco blows dogs for quarters man."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Okay, dope-burnout, let's get one thing straight, here. As far as I'm concerned, good tunes is good tunes. Be it disco or rock, or polka, or whatever have you, regardless of the category. Disco is just easier to dance to."

Sam Huntington as Jam

  • (Sam Huntington) "Hey what's up mom? I'm gonna ask you this nicely first. Can I have my drumsticks back?"
  • (Lin Shaye) "Your drumsticks are the least of your worries young man. You ran out on God. My son just ran out on God. You are in a world of --"
  • (Sam Huntington) "TROUBLE. HA HA HA. I've been in trouble for the past 12 hours. HELLO? You know I'm going to be in St. Bernards Boarding School for the next 2 years of my life, remember?"
  • (Lin Shaye) "YES."
  • (Sam Huntington) "I am going to be out of your hair until I am a legal adult."
  • (Lin Shaye) "YES."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Then all you have to do is go to church, light a candle, and pray to some stupid little statue for me and all is forgiven and forgotten, right mom? Then you can spend your days in a guilt free pursuit of more constructive activities like telling everybody ELSE how screwed up THEIR lives are. And then you no longer need the patience and understanding required to talk to your own son on some normal plain. And then that way you don't have to think about how tough it was for you when you were growing up and its probably a good thing too cause if you did, you'd realize what a lousy, goddamn shitty-ass parent you are."
  • (Lin Shaye) "Jeremiah -- what has gotten into you?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH. LORD -- HAVE -- MERCY. Now, for the last time -- Mom -- Give me back my FUCKING drumsticks --"
  • (Sam Huntington) "please."
  • (Sam Huntington) "And, and call me Jam. It's my band name."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Jeremiah, it's time to go."
  • (Sam Huntington) "What are you doing?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "Just, uh, whooh, gettin' a little sunshine."
  • (Sam Huntington) "It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that."
  • (James DeBello) "Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Hey look, it's that girl."
  • (James DeBello) "Man, that's no girl, that's a Stella."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Beth? Are you waiting for a confession? I thought you were Jewish?"

Lin Shaye as Mrs. Bruce

  • (Lin Shaye) "You know what Kiss stands for, don't you?"
  • (Lin Shaye) "'Knights In Satan's Service.'"
  • (Lin Shaye) "And besides those jeans are so tight. I can see your penis. Excuse me."
  • (Lin Shaye) "God forbid one day you have a son like you, Jeremiah. A boy who lies through his teeth, buys demonic records, and smokes the dope."

Matthew G. Taylor as Chongo

  • (Matthew G. Taylor) "This guy giving you shit, bro?"
  • (Cody Jones) "Yeah, he was going to mug me for my KISS ticket."
  • (James DeBello) "What. That's insane, I said "Hey, little kid, you know where I could take a piss?""

Emmanuelle Chriqui as Barbara

  • (Emmanuelle Chriqui) "Christine? Christine. You googatz in the head or something? We are on the side of the freakin' highway."

Joe Flaherty as Father Phillip McNulty

  • (Joe Flaherty) "What the hell are you doin' Sister Gonorrhea, waitin' for a bus?"
  • (Joe Flaherty) "I've been giving that sermon for years and I never realised that its the work of some comedy mastermind. The Prodigal Son is a barrel of fucking monkeys."

Ron Jeremy as MC

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