Detour (The X-Files) Quotes

Detour (The X-Files) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Detour stopped airing in 1970.

Detour (The X-Files) Quotes

• (Mulder) "I don't wanna wrestle."
• (Scully) "Come over here, I'm going to try to keep you warm."

• (Scully) "Mulder, you don't want me to sing. I can't carry a tune."
• (Mulder) "Doesn't matter, just sing anything."
• (Scully) "Jeremiah was a bullfrog -- Was a good friend of mine -- Never understood a single word he said -- But I helped him drink his wine --"
• (Mulder) "Chorus --"
• (Scully) "Joy to the world -- All the boys and girls -- Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea -- Joy to you and me --"

• (Scully) "There has to be a scientific explanation for this."

• (Scully) "Mulder, we've got this conference. They're waiting."
• (Mulder) "Yeah. How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully --"
• (Scully) "You want me to tell them that you're not going to make it to this year's teamwork seminar."
• (Mulder) "Yes. You see that? We don't need that conference. We have communication like that; unspoken. You know what I'm thinking."

• (Mulder) "I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone else who is already naked."
• (Scully) "Maybe if it rains sleeping bags, you'll get lucky."

• (Agent Kinsley) "Last year, was something of a personal revelation. We were doing an exercise called Team Builders where we were given two minutes to build a tower out of ordinary office furniture."
• (Stonecypher) "When I stood on Mike's shoulders and I put that electric pencil sharpener on top of the pile -- we both knew we could never have done it alone."
• (Mulder) "Kill me now."

• (Stonecypher) "Have you ever been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?"
• (Mulder) "No, unfortunately around this time of year I usually develop a severe hemorrhoidal condition."

• (Scully) "However, I must remind you, this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment."
• (Mulder) "Try any of that Tailhook crap on me Scully, and I'll kick your ass."

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