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Despicable Me 2 Quotes

Despicable Me 2 is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Despicable Me 2 ended in 1970.

It features Chris Meledandri, and Janet Healy as producer, and Heitor Pereira, and Pharrell Williams in charge of musical score.

Despicable Me 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Despicable Me 2 is 98 minutes long. Despicable Me 2 is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Nickolai Stoilov as Gru, Steve Coogan as Silas, Miranda Cosgrove as Margo, Elsie Fisher as Agnes, Nasim Pedrad as Jillian, Moisés Arias as Antonio, Russell Brand as Dr. Nefario, Kristen Wiig as Lucy, Benjamin Bratt as Eduardo, Dana Gaier as Edith, Nickolai Stoilov as Tim, and Vanessa Bayer as Flight Attendant.

Despicable Me 2 Quotes

Nickolai Stoilov as Gru

  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "I'm sorry, I did not see you there,"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "or there."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Good night, Edith."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Good night, Margo."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?"
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "No one. Just my friend Avery."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Avery --"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "Does it matter?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "I know what makes you a boy."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Uhh -- Oooh -- you -- do?"
  • (Elsie Fisher) "Your bald head."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Oh -- yes."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "Peep-peep-peep."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Good night, Agnes."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Never get older."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Huh -- You usually don't see that in bunnies."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "It is I, Gru-"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "zinkerbell, the most magical faerie princess of all."
  • (Unnamed) "How come you're so fat?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Because my house is made out of candy, and sometimes,"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "I eat instead of facing my problems."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "You brought the girls?"
  • (Russell Brand) "Yes. Oh. Was that wrong?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Pins and needles."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "I have accepted a new job."
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "Whoa. Really?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world."
  • (Dana Gaier) "You're gonna be a spy?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "That's right, baby. Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars. The whole deal."
  • (Dana Gaier) "Awesome."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "Are you really gonna save the world?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Yes."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Yes, I am."
  • (Dave) "Mocha."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Cacao."
  • (Stuart) "Papadum? Eh,"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Oh, attitude. That's right. So thanks but no thanks. And here's a tip: Instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call. Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Ramsbottom."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Yeah, like that's any better."

Moisés Arias as Antonio

  • (Moisés Arias) "And my dream is to one day play video games for a living."
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "Wow."
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "You're so complicated."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Margo --"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "What is going on here?"
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "Oh, Gru. Se llama, Antonio. Me llamo, Margo."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Me llamo-llama-ding dong."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Who cares? Let's go."

Steve Coogan as Silas

  • (Steve Coogan) "I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom."
  • (Additional Minions) "Bottom."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Hilarious."

Elsie Fisher as Agnes

  • (Elsie Fisher) "Eat jelly, you purple freaks."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "I don't think I should do this."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Well, what do you mean? Why not?"
  • (Elsie Fisher) "I don't even have a mom."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Well, you don't need one to do the show. I mean, you did the Veteran's Day pageant and you haven't been in combat."

Benjamin Bratt as Eduardo

  • (Benjamin Bratt) "I'm not afraid of your jelly guns."
  • (Russell Brand) "Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine."

Kristen Wiig as Lucy

  • (Kristen Wiig) "I choose Gru."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "I choose Gru."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Thank you, Gru-stewardess."
  • (Vanessa Bayer) "You're welcome."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "I've even been working on my accent. Wallaby. Didgeridoo. Hugh Jackman."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "I wasn't expecting that. Or was I?"
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Don't worry about me, Gru. I'll be fine. I have survived lots worse than this -- Okay, that's not entirely true"
  • (Kristen Wiig) "I'm actually kind of freaking out up here."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Don't worry. I will get you out of this."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "I really hate that chicken."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "What is wrong with that chicken? Hey, that pollo es loco."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Mr Gru?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Wha -- I didn't -- Wha -- yes?"
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Hi. Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Oops."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Sorry. You're gonna have to come with me."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Oh, sorry, I --"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Freeze Ray."
  • (Kristen Wiig) "You know, you really should announce your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru. For example --"
  • (Kristen Wiig) "Lipstick taser."

Miranda Cosgrove as Margo

  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "I hate boys."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Yes, they stink."
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "Hey, what celebrity do you look like?"
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Uh, Bruce Willis."
  • (Miranda Cosgrove) "Mmm, no."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "Humpty Dumpty."
  • (Dana Gaier) "Ooh, Gollum."

Nasim Pedrad as Jillian

  • (Nasim Pedrad) "Gru. It's Jillian."
  • (Nickolai Stoilov) "Tell Jillian I'm not here."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "Gru's not here."
  • (Nasim Pedrad) "Are you sure?"
  • (Elsie Fisher) "Yes, he just told me."
  • (Nasim Pedrad) "Agnes, where is Gru?"
  • (Elsie Fisher) "He's -- putting on lipstick."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "He's -- swatting on flies."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "He's -- chopping his head off."
  • (Elsie Fisher) "He's --"
  • (Elsie Fisher) "pooping?"

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