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Desperado (film) Quotes

Desperado (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Desperado ended in 1970.

It features Robert Rodriguez, and Bill Borden as producer, Los Lobos in charge of musical score, and Guillermo Navarro as head of cinematography.

Desperado (film) is recorded in English, and Spanish and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Desperado (film) is 105 minutes long. Desperado (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Quentin Tarantino as Pick-up Guy, Antonio Banderas as El Mariachi, Salma Hayek as Carolina, Steve Buscemi as Buscemi, Cheech Marin as Short Bartender, Angela Lanza as Priest, Carlos Gallardo as Campa, Angela Lanza as Tourist Girl, Tito Larriva as Tavo, and Joaquim de Almeida as Bucho.

Desperado (film) Quotes

Cheech Marin as Short Bartender

  • (Cheech Marin) "Is there something in the guitar case?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Yeah."
  • (Cheech Marin) "What?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "My guitar."
  • (Cheech Marin) "What do you want?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Beer."
  • (Cheech Marin) "All I got is piss-warm Chango."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "That's my brand. Oh, this is damn good. Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually --"
  • (Cheech Marin) "You need anything over there?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away- you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer, not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there, see, small table all by myself. Now this bar, it's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good, know what I'm sayin'? Anyway, I'm all by myself, I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on -- under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious, but, not too secret, either. So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as s***. Just walks right in like he owns the place. Now, nobody knew quite what to make of him, or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark, too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was as if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took towards the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed, it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Bad beer, bad service. Don't people know not to come in here?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "¡Matalo."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Not yet."

Antonio Banderas as El Mariachi

  • (Antonio Banderas) "I have to go to church."
  • (Salma Hayek) "What for?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Confess my sins. I'm a sinner."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "You know, it's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than to create."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Carolina, did I thank you?"
  • (Salma Hayek) "No."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "I will."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Lower yourself."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "I'm looking for a man who calls himself Bucho. That's all. And you had to do it the hard way."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "It's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than create."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "No s***."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Back together again, huh?"
  • (Carlos Gallardo) "Yeah."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Let's play."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Just in case. It's a long ride to the next town."

Steve Buscemi as Buscemi

  • (Steve Buscemi) "So, anyway, without warning, without any hint or preview, the stranger whips around, and he sees -- me."
  • (Cheech Marin) "You saw his face?"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "His face? No. His eyes."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "What happens when he's dead?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "When Bucho's dead -- it's over. He is the last one."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "End of payback? An eye for an eye and all that crap? You finally gonna be satisfied?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "I think so."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "I hope so. 'Cause, I don't have the stomach for this anymore."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "You never did."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Neither did you."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Can I get a cleaner mug? This one's dirty."
  • (Cheech Marin) "f*** you man. That's the cleanest one I got."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Just try and keep it from turning into a f***ing bloodbath, all right? Not like last time."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "That one wasn't my fault."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Well, of course not."
  • (Antonio Banderas) "No, they started it."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "Ya know, one of these days you're gonna lie down too hard on that thing and blow your brains out."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "The stranger shot him, walked over to the bartender, paid, and left."
  • (Cheech Marin) "So the bartender lived?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "The bartender never gets killed."
  • (Steve Buscemi) "But as the stranger neared the door --"
  • (Steve Buscemi) "No man, bartender got it worse than anybody."

Salma Hayek as Carolina

  • (Salma Hayek) "What about calling you friends?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Campa -- Quino -- They would destroy the city --"

Joaquim de Almeida as Bucho

  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "You come to kill me? Let me tell you something. You have already killed me."
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "Can't you see that we are f***ing closed?"
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "It's one thing if you can't find someone running around the city hiding any place he chooses. I can understand that. What I can't understand is how you let him get away when you knew where he was. Now you drive around town. You see someone you don't know, you shoot them. How hard is that, huh?"
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "Look over there."
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "I don't know him. Never seen him before."
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "Look, he has a gun."
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "Must be him."
  • (Shrug) "Hey --"
  • (Joaquim de Almeida) "Now, how hard is that? It's that easy."

Tito Larriva as Tavo

  • (Tito Larriva) "How much in dollars?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "18,000."
  • (Tito Larriva) "f***. Should we pay him or kill him? More for us --"
  • (Cheech Marin) "I have a house payment."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Kill 'em."

Quentin Tarantino as Pick-up Guy

  • (Quentin Tarantino) "This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, foosh, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender. He's pissing everywhere except the f***ing glass. Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his f***in' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha." Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha." He says, "You f***ing idiot, man. You got it in everything except the glass. You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the f*** are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot." The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.""
  • (Quentin Tarantino) "Is that goin' on right now?"

Angela Lanza as Tourist Girl

  • (Angela Lanza) "Did you want confession?"
  • (Antonio Banderas) "Heh? Well, maybe later, Father. 'Cause where I am going, I'd just have to come right back."
  • (Angela Lanza) "And, your beer tastes like piss."
  • (Cheech Marin) "We know."
  • (Tito Larriva) "'Cause we piss in it."
  • (Cheech Marin) "That's not all."

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