Delta Farce Quotes

Delta Farce is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Delta Farce completed its run in 1970.

It features Alan C. Blomquist as producer, James S. Levine in charge of musical score, and Tom Priestley Jr as head of cinematography.

Delta Farce is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Delta Farce is 90 minutes long. Delta Farce is distributed by Lionsgate.

The cast includes: Larry the Cable Guy as Larry, Bill Engvall as Bill Little, DJ Qualls as Everette, Danny Trejo as Carlos Santana, and Jeff Dunham as Amazing Ken.

Delta Farce Quotes

Larry the Cable Guy as Larry

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "A couple days ago I had more problems than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Man, look at the size of that son of a bitch. He would of ripped you a --"
• (Unnamed) "Get me loose. I hate Sonny and Cher."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "You know what the army says, "Be all you can be.""
• (Bill Engvall) "Hey. He got it right."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "I'm too fat for this s***."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla."
• (DJ Qualls) "Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?"
• (Bill Engvall) "Don't ask"
• (DJ Qualls) "Don't tell"

DJ Qualls as Everette

• (DJ Qualls) "Are we in France?"

• (Unnamed) "Now, Larry, I'm appointing you as acting Squad Leader. Don't get too excited. You beat out a mongoloid and a candy-ass."
• (DJ Qualls) "He called you a candy-ass."

• (DJ Qualls) "Iraq, it's a land of miracles."

Bill Engvall as Bill Little

• (Bill Engvall) "One man's international incident is another man's preemptive strike in the war on terror."

• (Bill Engvall) "Forget it, I've got a wife and kids to think about."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "And if Connie and the boys were living in a place like this, would you leave them?"

Danny Trejo as Carlos Santana

• (Danny Trejo) "I'm the real Carlos Santana. Man of courage, honor. The leader of men. That other guy, he is just a guitar player."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, I think you both suck."
• (Jeff Dunham) "You shot Rufus."
• (Danny Trejo) "I was aiming for the Amazing Ken."

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