Definitions (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Definitions (How I Met Your Mother) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Definitions ended in 1970.

Definitions (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Ted Mosby) "So if any of you have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life other than become an architect, you're wasting my time and yours. There's the door -- You can go. I'm serious. Get out, now."
• (Ted Mosby) "Wait -- Don't -- all leave. Architecture's fun. Look. I brought a hacky sack."

• (Barney Stinson) "That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000. The best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy. Yeah, I have a whip guy."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Look, Barney's awesome."
• (Barney Stinson) "And Robin's more than just awe-some. She's awe-quite a bit. She's awe-a whole darn lot."

• (Barney Stinson) "How do you keep a girl from becoming a girlfriend? The rules for girls are the same as the rules for Gremlins."
• (Ted Mosby) "Gremlins?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Gremlins. Rule 1: Never get them wet; in other words, don't let her take a shower at your place. Number 2: Keep them away from sunlight; i.e., don't ever see them during the day. And rule number 3: Never feed them after midnight; meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her, ever."
• (Ted Mosby) "What about brunch. Is brunch cool?"
• (Barney Stinson) "No, Ted. Brunch is not cool."

• (Barney Stinson) "Lily, can't you just let us be happy?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "You're not happy. You just think you're happy because you feel happy."
• (Barney Stinson) "And that's not happy?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Of course not."

• (Ted Mosby) "You do realize they were lying, right?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "No, Ted. They don't realize that they weren't lying."

• (Lily Aldrin) "Okay, seriously. We're at the point of physical violence. Now, will you please have the talk?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Because of that? Come on. That's my thing. I'm always punching guys. Girls -- I'll punch a baby. I don't care."

• (Ted Mosby) "Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?"
• (Guy #1) "Economics?"

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