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Definitely, Maybe Quotes

Definitely, Maybe is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Definitely, Maybe completed its run in 1970.

It features Clint Mansell in charge of musical score, and Florian Ballhaus as head of cinematography.

Definitely, Maybe is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany. Each episode of Definitely, Maybe is 111 minutes long. Definitely, Maybe is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Isla Fisher as April, Abigail Breslin as Maya Hayes, Kevin Corrigan as Simon, Elizabeth Banks as Emily, Rachel Weisz as Summer Hartley, Derek Luke as Russell T. McCormack, Liane Balaban as Kelly, and Kevin Kline as Hampton Roth.

Definitely, Maybe Quotes

Abigail Breslin as Maya Hayes

  • (Abigail Breslin) "Dad."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Thanks for telling me the story."
  • (Will Hayes) "You're welcome. I didn't tell you the happy ending."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "What is it?"
  • (Will Hayes) "You."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Hold it. Stop, stop right there. You smoked?"
  • (Will Hayes) "No --. Yeah. But -- I didn't mean to tell you that. Listen, I was young and I was stupid, and I haven't smoked in years, I promise you."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Is there anything else you should tell me?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Probably -- not."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "You're right, it is complicated, isn't it? I mean, you're in love with April, who used to be in love with Lucas, and then she fell in love with you, but you were in love with Summer, who was always really in love with Hampton, and now that you're in love with April she's in love with Kevin -- and no one's in love with you. That's complicated."
  • (Will Hayes) "Yep."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Tell me how it happened. And the real story, not the "Oh, we met, we fell in love, and we decided to take all that love and make a family, and that's how we made you.""
  • (Will Hayes) "You know something? I'm going to tell you the real, true story of how me and your mother met."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "When I'm old enough."
  • (Will Hayes) "Yep."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Look, I know love isn't a fairy tale."
  • (Will Hayes) "Really?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Really."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Poor April. Just like the character in the story. Who's always been the friend then she realized she doesn't just want to be the friend she wants to be the girl friend. Except it's too late."
  • (Will Hayes) "What do you mean?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Weren't you listening? She came home for you."
  • (Will Hayes) "Fine, I'm gonna tell you the story, but I'm not telling you who your mom is."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Fine."
  • (Will Hayes) "You're just gonna have to figure it out for yourself."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Good."
  • (Will Hayes) "And I'm changing all of the names, and some of the facts. I just decided that right now. Then we'll see how smart you are."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "It like it, it's like a love story mystery."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend. Maybe it was some nerdy guy, or maybe he was mean. Or maybe, you were friends for the longest time, and then just when you were about to put your penis in somebody else's vagina --"
  • (Will Hayes) "Okay. Good night Maya."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "-- you realized Mom was the only one for you."
  • (Will Hayes) "Bedtime."
  • (Will Hayes) "I had two serious girlfriends -- and then some other smattering of other women."
  • (Will Hayes) "What?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "What's the boy word for 'slut'?"
  • (Will Hayes) "They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I love penguins."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Me, too."
  • (Will Hayes) "Me, three."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Did you know that penguins mate for life? Although, Mr. Monell told us that sometimes the husband and wife penguins get separated because of their migraine patterns."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Migratory."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Well, sometimes they're apart for years, but they almost always find each other. Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do after they find each other after all that time? Throw back their heads, flap their flippers, and sing as loud as they can."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Wah wah wah."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "How come you changed all names except hers?"
  • (Will Hayes) "What do you mean?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "In the story, you know like mom became Emily, and Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine -- But you didn't change April's. Why?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Why; Why are you so concerned with this anyway?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Because I want you to be happy."
  • (Will Hayes) "You know, I'm happy."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Trust me, dad. You're not happy."
  • (Will Hayes) "Put on your coat."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
  • (Will Hayes) "What?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Telling me this story, this mystery love story. What if I don't like who my mom is?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Of course you like who your mom is. And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night --"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Its Summer, isn't it? And you're not my father. No wonder you didn't want to be with her."
  • (Will Hayes) "Take it easy, Maya. It's just a story. And this one has a happy ending."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "How does it have a happy ending? You and my mom, whoever she is, you're getting divorced. What's the happy in that?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "What's a threesome?"
  • (Will Hayes) "It's a game, that adults play sometimes -- When they're bored."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "-- Whatever."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Did you know that 35 people try to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge each year, most because of broken hearts?"
  • (Will Hayes) "I'll keep that in mind."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "If Summer does turn out to be my mother, I'm running away to Canada. I am not kidding."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "I really liked Summer. I can't believe she turned out to be such a --"
  • (Will Hayes) "Heartbreaker?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "No --"
  • (Will Hayes) "Opportunist?"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Uh-uh --"
  • (Will Hayes) "Double-crossing --"
  • (Abigail Breslin) "Bitch."
  • (Will Hayes) "Maya."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "How could she do that to you?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Like she said, if she didn't write it someone else would've. It was the truth."
  • (Abigail Breslin) "So did she? Did she break it?"
  • (Will Hayes) "What?"

Rachel Weisz as Summer Hartley

  • (Will Hayes) "There's one part that kinda bothered me. "William Hayes, Robredo's chief speech writer, is both intense and boyishly handsome." Boyishly ?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yeah, you know I originally wrote "William Hayes has seductive eyes and the intriguing looks of someone whose clothes you want to rip from his very body", but the editor made me change it."
  • (Will Hayes) "There's just no room for truth in journalism."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Dumped me for a sophomore. Told me it was for my own good."
  • (Will Hayes) "Everybody seems to be using that line these days."
  • (Will Hayes) "That's Hampton Roth. He's an incredible writer. His book on the McGovern campaign is --"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yeah."
  • (Will Hayes) "And you --"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yeah. We do. Look, have you ever actually had sex with a sexagenarian?"
  • (Will Hayes) "I haven't."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Well then, you shouldn't really judge."
  • (Will Hayes) "Well, actually, I'm not judging. Look at you. You're beautiful, you're sophisticated, you're a very talented writer."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Thank you."
  • (Will Hayes) "I mean, to please a woman like you it wouldn't obviously take a --"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Real man."
  • (Will Hayes) "Exactly. Hard to compete with that."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Well, unless you're the competitive type."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "He died last year. You heard?"
  • (Will Hayes) "I read about it in the Times. Died in his office. Heart attack?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yeah."
  • (Will Hayes) "I always imagined that he'd make a more theatrical exit."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "What they didn't say was he was on the couch with the dean's daughter."
  • (Will Hayes) "These are for you."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh, Will. Oh, they're beautiful. So are you."
  • (Will Hayes) "Summer. Don't mess with me. I can see where you're going with this. In a second you're going to say something impossibly charming."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Really?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Yeah, it's gonna be great. And then you're gonna sweep me off my feet, and we all know where that's going."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Can't a girl miss a guy?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Yeah she can, but I just don't really have time for the pain."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You know what I've never done? I've never spent the whole day in bed with a really great guy."
  • (Will Hayes) "Me neither."

Isla Fisher as April

  • (Will Hayes) "I kept the book --"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Yeah?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Because it was the only thing that I had left of you."
  • (Isla Fisher) "You're the toilet paper guy."
  • (Will Hayes) "Yes, I am in fact the toilet paper guy, but feel free to cal me the bagel-and-coffee guy. Or, Todd in accounting calls me Chrystal, which I'm pretty sure is a girl's name."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Come on let's dance."
  • (Will Hayes) "No"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Why?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Ok"
  • (Isla Fisher) "I don't know and I don't know how to know, you know?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "So Emily is what, like your college sweetheart?"
  • (Will Hayes) "It's amazing how you do that."
  • (Isla Fisher) "What?"
  • (Will Hayes) "The way you take the simplest statement and then you twist it with a completely negative connotation. It's really, actually, impressive."
  • (Isla Fisher) "I didn't mean to do that. I actually think it's very sweet."
  • (Will Hayes) "See, you did it again."
  • (Will Hayes) "I haven't had sex since Clinton was re-elected."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Why bother? He's having enough sex for the entire country."
  • (Isla Fisher) "And it felt life changing and; and I realized I had to tell someone. When I realized who that person was, it was so unexpected."
  • (Ring Salesman) "Here we are sir."
  • (Isla Fisher) "It's like when something is staring at you in the face. And you're too blind to"
  • (Isla Fisher) "see it. What's that?"
  • (Will Hayes) "-- I have some news for you too."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Oooh? What are you gonna say?"
  • (Will Hayes) "I'm still working on it I don't know"
  • (Isla Fisher) "OH. You should work it on with me you should practice with me; I'm really good at that."
  • (Isla Fisher) "I'll be Emily."
  • (Isla Fisher) "I'm Emily your college sweetheart is there something you wanted to ask me?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Emily --"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Wait. You gotta get down on your knee"
  • (Will Hayes) "No I'm not getting down on my knee"
  • (Isla Fisher) "She'll like it; she'll like seeing you down on your knee --"
  • (Will Hayes) "I'm not getting down on my knee"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Such a mistake. Okay"
  • (Will Hayes) "Emily --"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Yes William?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Don't make me laugh. Emily will you -- um -- marry me?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "No"
  • (Will Hayes) "Oh my god --"
  • (Isla Fisher) "What do you mean, 'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks. You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage. You're asking me to give up my; my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfil an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?"
  • (Will Hayes) "Oh. Oh, my God."
  • (Isla Fisher) "You should've got on your knee."
  • (Will Hayes) "Just shut up. Here -- I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Definitely. Maybe."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Don't make me staple your head."
  • (Isla Fisher) "You know what's really cool?"
  • (Will Hayes) "I don't."
  • (Isla Fisher) "We can just sit hear and not have to worry about flirting, or all the attraction stuff."
  • (Will Hayes) "Yea, all that stuff --"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Very cool."
  • (Will Hayes) "Yea --"
  • (Will Hayes) "I got to go"

Kevin Kline as Hampton Roth

  • (Kevin Kline) "Beauty, ideals, love, don't mean squat anymore. It's all about power and money."
  • (Will Hayes) "I've read every single one of your books and you're completely obsessed with power and money."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh, well that's because he doesn't have any. Right, babe?"
  • (Kevin Kline) "Babe, I am about the love."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh. Yes."
  • (Kevin Kline) "As you know, that's why you keep me around, to keep that rampant rapacious ambition of yours in check."
  • (Kevin Kline) "I have a thought. Why don't you use that newly acquired scintilla of power and influence to get Summer here to write an article about your man Robredo? That way Summer gets a break, and you get the word out."
  • (Will Hayes) "And what do you get, Hampton?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yeah."
  • (Kevin Kline) "Well, I guess it's the love. More of the love."
  • (Will Hayes) "Summer tells me you're dating a sophomore."
  • (Kevin Kline) "No, its two freshman. Which, on a good day, add up to a sophomore, I suppose."

Elizabeth Banks as Emily

  • (Will Hayes) "I thought we had a plan."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "No, Will, you had a plan. Will, you have a really big plan."
  • (Will Hayes) "No, I'm pretty sure we both had that plan --"
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "I just can't keep pretending that I want to be part of it anymore."
  • (Will Hayes) "Uh, you were there when we made it, so --"
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "And I didn't know how to tell you. How do you tell someone that you care about that you don't want the things that they want anymore?"
  • (Will Hayes) "The best way? Definitely having sex with the roommate."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "That was cowardly. And I'm sorry."
  • (Will Hayes) "Oh. Good. You're killing me."
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "No, I'm not. I'm letting you go. Cause if we stay together, Will, we're gonna be miserable. I'm gonna hold you back from all these incredible dreams that you have. And then eventually you're totally gonna hate me for it."
  • (Will Hayes) "No --"
  • (Elizabeth Banks) "Yes. Will, I don't want that. And you don't want that. Trust me. You're gonna be just fine, Mr. Hayes. Without me."

Derek Luke as Russell T. McCormack

  • (Derek Luke) "Arms for oil, no problem. But a little 'oral-ness' and you're headed for impeachment."
  • (Will Hayes) "Maybe he should be impeached."
  • (Liane Balaban) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, you did not just say that."
  • (Isla Fisher) "You love him."
  • (Will Hayes) "We all did. We thought he was gonna be different then the other jokers, but this guy, he can't even define the word 'is'. What happens if they give him one of the hard words, like 'truth'?"

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