Deep Impact (film) Quotes

Deep Impact (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Deep Impact ended its run in 1970.

It features David Brown (producer) as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Dietrich Lohmann as head of cinematography.

Deep Impact (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Deep Impact (film) is 121 minutes long. Deep Impact (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Téa Leoni as Jenny Lerner, Maximilian Schell as Jason Lerner, Aleksandr Baluev as Mikhail Tulchinsky, Blair Underwood as Mark Simon, Ron Eldard as Orin Monash, Mary McCormack as Andrea Baker, Ron Eldard as Oren Monash, Elijah Wood as Leo Biederman, Vanessa Redgrave as Robin Lerner, and Kurtwood Smith as Otis Hefter.

Deep Impact (film) Quotes

Vanessa Redgrave as Robin Lerner

• (Vanessa Redgrave) "Jason says "Lie lie lie lie, til death do us part" blah blah blah. And she says yes, and he says yes and it's kissie kissie kissie and congratulations."
• (Vanessa Redgrave) "Jenny, you now have a stepmother who is two years older than you."

Ron Eldard as Oren Monash

• (Ron Eldard) "Fish. Why the hell do they call you FISH?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, Spurgeon -- Sturgeon -- FISH. Took about 15 minutes my first day at the Naval Academy."

Kurtwood Smith as Otis Hefter

• (Unnamed) "We don't have time to talk, Houston. There's nothing we can do about the smaller one, but -- we do have a plan. We need the arming codes for the last four nukes."
• (Kurtwood Smith) "Arming codes? What the hell for?"
• (Unnamed) "Mitch, we can do or we can teach. What's your pleasure?"
• (Kurtwood Smith) "Get the arming codes. Get the God-damn codes."

Téa Leoni as Jenny Lerner

• (Unnamed) "We always thought the deadline for public knowledge was the publication of next year's budget since we've spent more money than we can account for. That won't happen for two weeks. I don't suppose I could prevail upon you to wait two weeks in the name of national security?"
• (Téa Leoni) "Two weeks? There's no such thing as two weeks in the news business."

• (Téa Leoni) "We know everything."
• (Unnamed) "Nobody knows everything."

• (Téa Leoni) "When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet."
• (Maximilian Schell) "When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head."

• (Téa Leoni) "Biggest story in history? What an ego."

Elijah Wood as Leo Biederman

• (Elijah Wood) "I have to go back for Sarah."

Aleksandr Baluev as Mikhail Tulchinsky

• (Unnamed) "Now the outgassing has created a vent a half mile wide and at least two miles deep. Comet gets closer to the sun; sun melts the ice, ice turns to steam. We get a big hole, okay? So, how many nukes do we have left in the back?"
• (Aleksandr Baluev) "Four."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. If we can get the remaining bombs in that vent, there shouldn't be anything left of that comet bigger than a suitcase. Now, we can't do anything about the little one, but you know -- it just might give them a chance. Now, without the arming codes, we're going to have to wait to set the bomb timers until we get closer to Earth, to raise Houston."
• (Aleksandr Baluev) "We may not have enough life support left to get back into the cargo bay for the nukes. Much less to go down to the comet."
• (Blair Underwood) "We sure as hell don't have enough propellent left in the Messiah to maneuver with. How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've -- once we've gotten down there?"
• (Ron Eldard) "We don't."
• (Mary McCormack) "Well, look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us."

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