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Deception (House) Quotes

Deception (House) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Deception completed its run in 1970.

Deception (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "What do you expect me to do, House? Quit? Cry?"
  • (Unnamed) "Actually, I expect you to act like what you are: my employee, my subordinate, my bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "Can I talk to you about something in confidence?"
  • (Unnamed) "Of course."
  • (Unnamed) "It's about House."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, then, no."
  • (Unnamed) "How would you describe my leadership skills?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nonexistent -- otherwise, excellent."
  • (Unnamed) "This is a consent form to stick a wire into your brain. It's important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary."
  • (Unnamed) "There's more to being a leader than being a jerk."
  • (Unnamed) "The world will never know."
  • (Unnamed) "I love the smell of grape in the morning. It smells of -- victory."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, you're all about the nurture."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you need a hug?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do you like Teeny Tiny Moe in the fifth?"
  • (Unnamed) "I went 4 for 6 yesterday. You want winners, cure me first."
  • (Unnamed) "You probably shouldn't have sex for a while."
  • (Unnamed) "How long?"
  • (Unnamed) "On an evolutionary basis, I'd say forever."
  • (Unnamed) "Gambling doesn't take away his pain."
  • (Unnamed) "It does if I win."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry, I missed that. Hearing's been off since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head."
  • (Unnamed) "You're a wuss. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me -- Hey, Wilson. Guess what Foreman just did."
  • (Unnamed) "Good afternoon, I'm Dr. House and I'll be looking at your --"
  • (Unnamed) "Perfect."
  • (Unnamed) "She's got an appointment with her ophthalmologist on Tuesday and an appointment with her gynecologist on Thursday. Multiple appointments with multiple doctors, symptom of Munchausen's."
  • (Unnamed) "Or -- just thinking outside the box here, she has a vagina and trouble reading."
  • (Unnamed) "You injected her against her will just so you could be right?"
  • (Unnamed) "She consented."
  • (Unnamed) "She's mentally ill."
  • (Unnamed) "But she smells oh-so sweet."
  • (Unnamed) "So, when did this start?"
  • (Unnamed) "Couple weeks ago. I didn't want to get pregnant. Jake's not into rubbers, so I got on the jelly. You think I'm allergic or something?"
  • (Unnamed) "You have an infection. I'm gonna to need a sample."
  • (Unnamed) "I brought the jar."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I meant a sample of your --"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, we have a neurological problem here."
  • (Unnamed) "There's something wrong with my brain?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Why don't you just get the sample yourself? Since when do you care what your boss said?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care what anybody says. I care what they do. Right now, Blackpoleon Blackaparte has got the nurses on red alert, I can't get into the patient's room. So come on, I'll draw the enemy fire, you outflank them, get in there, get the bone marrow sample."
  • (Unnamed) "Nice move, boss. Way to cover your ass."
  • (Unnamed) "I just agreed with you."
  • (Unnamed) "Not because you think I'm right. You're just taking the safe route. You're a wuss. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me."
  • (Unnamed) "Wilson. Guess what Foreman just did."
  • (Unnamed) "You ordered MRI's for the whole maternity wing?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was in a crazy mood. Good thing I got a new boss to back me up, although I think one of them was actually necessary."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't see a regrowth, did you have the medical records faxed over?"
  • (Unnamed) "Smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll take that as a no."
  • (Unnamed) "There's even books in the bathroom"
  • (Unnamed) "Well either she's very smart, or she has a severe fiber deficiency."
  • (Unnamed) "She's a regular at OTB. Somehow I don't see her holding down a 9 to 5 and going to PTA meetings."
  • (Unnamed) "I was there and I have a 9 to 3 job."
  • (Unnamed) "Chase killed that woman, and now Foreman's in charge?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, we have a pecking order here; if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby."

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