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Death Race (film) Quotes

Death Race (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Death Race stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul W. S. Anderson, and Jeremy Bolt; Roger Corman; Paula Wagner as producer, Paul Haslinger in charge of musical score, and Scott Kevan as head of cinematography.

Death Race (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Death Race (film) is 111 minutes long. Death Race (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Statham as Jensen Ames, Frederick Koehler as Lists, Ian McShane as Coach, Joan Allen as Hennessey, Jacob Vargas as Gunner, Jason Statham as Case, Justin Mader as Travis Colt, Robert LaSardo as Grimm, and Jason Clarke as Ulrich.

Death Race (film) Quotes

Jason Statham as Jensen Ames

  • (Jason Statham) "Get on my lap."
  • (Jason Statham) "What?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Get on my lap."
  • (Jason Statham) "Damn it."
  • (Jason Statham) "You sure are lucky a driver like me just happened to turn up in your prison when I did."
  • (Joan Allen) "Oh, I'm more than lucky. I'm blessed. Sometimes it's like the right hand of god is sitting on my shoulder."
  • (Jason Statham) "They Slipped."
  • (Nasty Teller) "Cash or check?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Better make it cash."
  • (Jason Statham) "Three hundred dollars? I've worked a hundred and twenty hours in the last two weeks."
  • (Nasty Teller) "Cash fee. Next."
  • (Jason Statham) "Cash fee?"
  • (Nasty Teller) "You wanted cash, there's a fee. You want a check instead?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Seeing as how the company's out of business, not exactly."
  • (Jason Statham) "Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters."
  • (Jason Statham) "Why don't you wear a number, Coach?"
  • (Ian McShane) "Because I'm not a prisoner. I qualified for parole three years ago. Got as far as the gate. They got a name for it: something-or-another syndrome. Simple fact is, world's changed since I've been in here. Don't know what, don't much want to. But this -- this I know."
  • (Jason Statham) "What did they sent you away for?"
  • (Ian McShane) "Oh, plenty -- and nothing."
  • (Jason Statham) "Merry Christmas, ASSHOLE."
  • (Justin Mader) "Oh, s***."
  • (Jason Statham) "This is a race. You don't go backwards."
  • (Jason Statham) "And you don't get out of the car."
  • (Jason Statham) "What's that?"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "The most important part of the car."
  • (Jason Statham) "Did you kill the old Frank?"
  • (Jason Statham) "I sabotaged his rear weapons."
  • (Jason Statham) "Why?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Hennessey. She said she'd sign my release papers. It's my life back."
  • (Jason Statham) "You killed him too."
  • (Jason Statham) "I didn't kill him. He wouldn't quit. I just wanted to make sure he wouldn't win."
  • (Jason Statham) "Why would Hennessey want that?"
  • (Jason Statham) "To keep Frank here, racing."
  • (Jason Statham) "And yesterday?"
  • (Jason Statham) "I was trying to set you back."
  • (Jason Statham) "So, I'm not supposed to win either. Just make it exciting."
  • (Jason Statham) "So where's the ammo?"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "We get that on race day."
  • (Jason Statham) "Pity."
  • (Ian McShane) "Yeah, everyone thinks that -- the first time."
  • (Jason Statham) "Thinks what?"
  • (Ian McShane) "About turning the guns on the guards. About escaping."
  • (Jason Statham) "No, I wasn't thinking that."
  • (Ian McShane) "Well I'm glad, because Hennessey's got electric kill switches on all the guns on all the cars. And all the guard towers are fortified, and their guns are bigger than your guns. Oh, did I mention the helicopters and also the fact that we're on an island here a mile from the nearest shoreline? The only way in or out of here is on that one skinny bridge you came in on."
  • (Jason Statham) "So what are you in for?"
  • (Jason Statham) "They say I killed a cop."
  • (Jason Statham) "Did you do it?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Yeah."
  • (Jason Statham) "Bad cop?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Good cop -- lousy husband."
  • (Jason Statham) "What does little Piper want? Do you want a story? You know you won't understand it, but it'll be good practice for me."

Ian McShane as Coach

  • (Ian McShane) "Now that's entertainment."
  • (Ian McShane) "Now pay close attention. You may not know it, but the next Great Depression is right around the corner. People will lose their jobs, then their homes. It's gonna be the perfect time for The Race, a Hard Sport for a Hard Age. Millions watch the raw footage streamed live over the Net. The drivers are convicts, and the rules are simple: It's kill, or be killed. Frankenstein had lived through it made with a steel mask as the crowd's favorite. Behind that plate is a face so torn up and burned from the half a dozen crashes that nobody can stand the sight of him. But shoot him, burn him, run him over, he just won't die. He's won four races. Just one more and he wins the ultimate prize -- Freedom."
  • (Ian McShane) "Who's the new guy?"
  • (Frederick Koehler) "Jensen Ames."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "The driver?"
  • (Ian McShane) "Never heard of him."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Oh yeah. I saw him race years ago. He was good. He did some time upstate. Killed his career."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "Holder of the fastest laps at Willard, Union, and Butler."
  • (Ian McShane) "I hope he's as fast off the track as he is on it."
  • (Ian McShane) "Tomorrow morning you'll meet your navigator Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car."
  • (Jason Statham) "I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Yeah, I'd like a big-tittied girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get bussed in from the women's facility upstate."
  • (Ian McShane) "It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women --"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, 'cause he's gay."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "A-a-actually it's because he goes through them so fast, and a-a-audience gets squeamish."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Yeah he goes through them -- through their ass."
  • (Ian McShane) "He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear."
  • (Ian McShane) "Don't talk to the other drivers. Frank never did. Part of the mystique. Let the mask do the work."
  • (Ian McShane) "I love this game."
  • (Ian McShane) "I guess he didn't liked the oatmeal, neither."
  • (Machine-Gun Joe) "Who's the new fish?"
  • (Ian McShane) "Grease monkey."
  • (Machine-Gun Joe) "Well well. Monkey. I got a new name for you; Igor, because you about the ugliest motherf***er out here in this prison yo."

Jacob Vargas as Gunner

  • (Jacob Vargas) "Man, what is this supposed to be?"
  • (Ian McShane) "Oatmeal -- I think."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Man, how do you f*** up oatmeal?"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "What the hell are those?"
  • (Frederick Koehler) "Model 7 Russian State Armory RPGs; armor piercing, self arming, accurate to a thousand yards."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "That's what I thought."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Man, that's one angry homo."

Joan Allen as Hennessey

  • (Joan Allen) "Release the Dreadnought."
  • (Joan Allen) "Son of a BITCH. Get the choppers in the air."
  • (Joan Allen) "Okay cocksucker. f*** with me, and we'll see who s***s on the sidewalk."
  • (Joan Allen) "This prison is the home to murderers, rapists, and violent offenders of every kind. The United States Penal System sends me the worst of the worst. But the men you've provoked, well, let's just say Mr. Ames that the life term you've joined us for may be a lot shorter than you think."
  • (Jason Statham) "I understand tradition. Shuffling up the new guy, having an ass slapping good time up my butthole --"
  • (Joan Allen) "Foul language -- is an issue -- for me. While looking over your record, I couldn't help noticing your occupational history. It seems you have some talent behind the wheel. Out of curiosity, when was the last time you raced?"
  • (Jason Statham) "It's been a while. I lost my license."
  • (Joan Allen) "What if I could help you?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Get my license back?"
  • (Joan Allen) "I had something else in mind. You're familiar with the Death Race, and the driver the fans call Frankenstein. A man so disfigured by crashes that he's forced to wear a mask. His return to the track is highly anticipated, and therein lies my problem. No one knows yet, but poor Frank died on an operating table not long after his last race. Anyone can wear the mask, but not just anyone can drive the car. You have the skills required to keep the legend alive. I want you to become Frankenstein."
  • (Jason Statham) "No thanks. He's dead. Why don't you just tell the truth?"
  • (Joan Allen) "The audience wants to see Frank again. He moves them. Inspires them. And in this world that's not easy to come by."
  • (Jason Statham) "What makes you think for a second I would risk my life doing this for you?"
  • (Joan Allen) "Win five races, you go free. Those are the rules, and Frank has won four. Win one more, you walk. Call it intuition, but I don't think you belong in here with the rest of these animals."
  • (Jason Statham) "I might surprise you."
  • (Joan Allen) "The race is Friday, and I need your decision. You're a skilled driver. You're chances are good. I'm offering you your freedom, Mr. Ames. If it's not worth risking your life for, what is?"

Robert LaSardo as Grimm

  • (Robert LaSardo) "Good morning, ma'am."
  • (Joan Allen) "Good morning."
  • (Robert LaSardo) "There goes the baddest ass in the yard."
  • (Unnamed) "Sounds like you're in love, homie."
  • (Robert LaSardo) "I am."
  • (Robert LaSardo) "I'm the f***in' Grim Reaper baby. Can't kill me. You can burn me, you can even f***in' shoot me, but you just can't motherf***in' kill me."

Frederick Koehler as Lists

  • (Frederick Koehler) "Hector Grimm, the Grimm Reaper. The man's a master. Clinical psychopath. Three time consecutive life sentences. He's killed six men off the track, another twelve on it."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "You've already met the local chapter of the Brotherhood. Their driver, Pachenko, has killed nine men on the track. Nobody knows how many off."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "14K. First generation Chinese-American, tenth generation Triad. His father sent him to business school, and he's the only man in here who holds a degree from MIT. He's killed four men off the track --"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "That we know of."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "-- another seven on it."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "Jensen Garner Ames. Moved to the states at twenty-four years old. Named after a car, the Jensen Interceptor. A three time local speedway champion."
  • (Jason Statham) "You've done your homework, or do you just know everything?"
  • (Ian McShane) "Jensen Interceptor. I had one. Handled like a school bus."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "Somebody's mad right now."
  • (Ian McShane) "Nobody f***s with my car."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "Travis Colt. Our local superstar. He used to race for Nascar --"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Yeah, he was good too."
  • (Frederick Koehler) "-- until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of ludes. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala, sent a dozen people to the hospital -- and killed three of them."
  • (Ian McShane) "Technically, he's the best driver in here but a mean son of a bitch quitter."

Jason Clarke as Ulrich

  • (Jason Clarke) "You win again."
  • (Joan Allen) "Mr. Ulrich, I always win."
  • (Jason Clarke) "Happy holidays."
  • (Jason Clarke) "Ma'am, with all respect, what're we gonna do?"
  • (Joan Allen) "We're going to kill him, of course."
  • (Jason Clarke) "You want me to kill Frankenstein?"
  • (Joan Allen) "Don't be stupid. Frankenstein can't die. After all, he's just a mask."

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