Dead Bang Quotes

Dead Bang is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Dead Bang stopped airing in 1970.

It features Stephen J. Roth as producer, Gary Chang in charge of musical score, and Gerry Fisher as head of cinematography.

Dead Bang is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dead Bang is 105 minutes long. Dead Bang is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Don Johnson as Jerry Beck, William Forsythe as Arthur Kressler, Bob Balaban as Elliott Webley, Frank Military as Bobby Burns, Brad Sullivan as Chief Hillard, William Traylor as Chief Elton Tremmel, and Hy Anzell as Captain Waxman.

Dead Bang Quotes

Don Johnson as Jerry Beck

• (Don Johnson) "You know, I don't believe I've ever seen a cross like that on a church before, reverend. Exactly what denomination is that?"
• (Reverend Gebhardt) "The Aryan Nation Church of Christ, Mr Beck."
• (Don Johnson) "How does that differ from say, oh, the Baptists?"

• (Don Johnson) "I'll be finished in a minute. Keep an eye out for the cops."
• (Bob Balaban) "I will not. I will not be a party to this, Beck. I will not allow this to happen under my aegis."
• (Don Johnson) "Under your what?"
• (Bob Balaban) "My aegis. My, er, auspice. I'm responsible here."
• (Don Johnson) "You hear that? He's responsible here. But I'm not. Now god**** it, I need some answers here. I've got a splitting headache. I'm seeing double. s***, I think I'm going to throw up over."
• (James Ellis) "He took off in a wagon. A brown, er, maroon Ford wagon. Said something about going north to Bakersfield. That's all, that's all. He didn't say anymore and I didn't ask. That's it."
• (Don Johnson) "You sure?"
• (James Ellis) "Yeah, don't puke. Don't puke."

• (Don Johnson) "Come on, Kressler, open your eyes. These people aren't a rag tag bunch of yahoos that drink beer and run around in sheets on Saturday night. They've got money behind them. They've got strong pockets of community support."
• (William Forsythe) "No proof. You don't know that for sure."
• (Don Johnson) "The hell I don't. We just walked out of one. Who the f*** do you think called ahead and warned Gephardt? They were standing on the f***ing porch when --"
• (William Forsythe) "Excuse me. As one professional to another, I would appreciate it if you minimised your constant use of profanity."
• (Don Johnson) "You're kidding?"
• (William Forsythe) "No, sir, I'm not kidding."
• (Don Johnson) "I'm telling you something's going on here. I'm telling you something big is happening here, and all that grabs you is my language? What the f*** is the matter with you?"
• (William Forsythe) "That's a good example. I'm a Christian, Beck. I'm sure that seems like probably a joke to you, but I find your language personally offensive."

• (James Ellis) "Jesus, son of a bitch f***ing threw up on me, man. god**** it, you asshole. Oh, God, get me out of this, dude, come on. Jesus Christ. Oh man, you're a real asshole, you know that? It's all over me, man. Come on, let me up. Why don't you just s*** on me while you're at it?"
• (Don Johnson) "Do you think this will wash out of my tie?"

• (Don Johnson) "You're not a safe man to put in this office, Dr Krantz. If I get pulled off of this case because you look like Woody Allen, I will not be responsible for what I do. If you've got some dues to pay there then by God you pay them because I will not. I will fixate on you as the instrument of my destruction, and you will never feel safe in your world again."

• (Don Johnson) "f*** you, Sherrif. And your french fries."

• (Don Johnson) "I'm telling you something's going on here. I'm telling you something big is happening here, and all that grabs you is my language? What the f*** is the matter with you?"

Frank Military as Bobby Burns

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Bob Balaban as Elliott Webley

• (Bob Balaban) "Ah, honey, I'm telling you the truth. Sweety, I think the man is physically dangerous. Ah ha. Wait a minute, he's doing something. Me? I'm at a Chinese restaurant. Honey, sweety, I don't think the Chinese celebrate Christmas."

• (Bob Balaban) "If I were you I'd give AA some thought. Alcoholism is a disease, you know."

Hy Anzell as Captain Waxman

• (Hy Anzell) "Oh, it's agent Kressler. It's a PO named Webley. It's patrol officers from Kimble's murder who said you acted in an insensitive manner. It's a god**** Greek chorus of folks, Jerry. There are complaints of excessive drinking, language unbecoming an officer, physical intimidation and kidnapping."
• (Don Johnson) "I didn't kidnap anyone."
• (Hy Anzell) "Aw, that's a beautiful rebuttal considering the list of charges."

William Forsythe as Arthur Kressler

• (William Forsythe) "Sounds like typical white supremacy rhetoric to me."
• (Don Johnson) "Yeah? You mean they just sit around and write this s*** all the time?"
• (William Forsythe) "Half of them are in prison anyway. I suppose it helps them pass the time of day. Is that tape on your glasses?"
• (Don Johnson) "Yeah, I lost one of those little screws. It fell out."

Brad Sullivan as Chief Hillard

• (Brad Sullivan) "Bloomberg, tow this thing out of here."
• (Don Johnson) "Er, chief, that's my car."

• (Brad Sullivan) "Ah, Dorothy. We're arriving at the Steadman place. Have Barney send over a couple of steak sandwiches at the office about twelve thirty. What?"
• (Brad Sullivan) "Fries or baked?"
• (Don Johnson) "What?"
• (Brad Sullivan) "Fries, fries."
• (Don Johnson) "Oh, fries, yes."
• (Brad Sullivan) "Thanks, hon. Fries."
• (Don Johnson) "You don't need a gun, chief. Just tell them who you are."

• (Brad Sullivan) "Let me give you a piece of advice here, Beck. You're a big city cop. If I was in the big city I'd listen to you. But this ain't the big city, this is Cottonwood, population twenty two thirty one. I'm the chief of police. This is my town, my territory. I'll make it real simple, nobody is gonna f*** with me here."

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