Dead and Breakfast Quotes

Dead and Breakfast is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Dead &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features Jun Tan, and EJ Heiser as producer, Zach Selwyn; Brian Vander Ark in charge of musical score, and David Scardina as head of cinematography.

Dead and Breakfast is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dead and Breakfast is 88 minutes long. Dead and Breakfast is distributed by Anchor Bay Entertainment.

The cast includes: Oz Perkins as Johnny, Jeremy Sisto as Christian, Zach Selwyn as Randall Keith Randall, Ever Carradine as Sara, Erik Palladino as David, Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Sheriff, Miranda Bailey as Lisa Belmont, Brent David Fraser as The Drifter, Gina Philips as Melody, and Diedrich Bader as Chef Henri.

Dead and Breakfast Quotes

Oz Perkins as Johnny

• (Oz Perkins) "Welcome to our world, Davy."

• (Oz Perkins) "Melody. I'm surprised at you. Aren't you supposed to be all spiritual and non-violent?"

• (Oz Perkins) "A little late for heroics, don't you think?"

• (Oz Perkins) ""Lovelock?" Where the hell is Lovelock?"
• (Jeremy Sisto) "Lovecock? Johnny, that's your hometown, isn't it? You love cock."

• (Oz Perkins) "Let's ask our new friend Christian what we he thinks --"
• (Oz Perkins) "Well -- I think we should --"
• (Oz Perkins) "SHUT THE f*** UP."

Miranda Bailey as Lisa Belmont

• (Miranda Bailey) "I would love to go with, you all, but I've got to stay here and protect the records. It's my job."

• (Miranda Bailey) "Well, you mind telling me what in the Sam Hill is going on around here?"
• (Brent David Fraser) "I don't think you would believe me if I told you."
• (Miranda Bailey) "Friend, after what I've seen tonight you could tell me an evil spirit rose up from the dead and decided to posses the entire town and I would believe you."
• (Miranda Bailey) "Well, any of you all know how to stop it?"

Gina Philips as Melody

• (Gina Philips) "Are you -- you?"
• (Ever Carradine) "I'm not sure. But I'm sure as s*** not one of them."

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Sheriff

• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "Now, hold it there, Doc. How can we be sure you ain't possessed? I mean, hell, I just shot you and you're still standing."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, well, you ain't got me but on my shoulder."
• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "I guess that makes sense. All right, why don't you tell me who won last year's annual cow chip throwing contest."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "You heard me. If it is really you, you'd know."
• (Unnamed) "Well, shoot, sheriff, that's kinda a trick question 'cause Lovelock ain't never had an annual cow chip throwing contest. Uh-huh. It alternates every year with the greasy pig catching competition."
• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "Ah, he's okay. All right, Doc, get your ass over here."

• (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) "Well. Ain't you about as handy as a pocket on a shirt."

Diedrich Bader as Chef Henri

• (Diedrich Bader) "Don't ever let me catch your dick in my bush again."

Erik Palladino as David

• (Erik Palladino) "Had I known it was going to feel this good to bash your brains in I would have done it a long time ago."

Ever Carradine as Sara

• (Ever Carradine) "What are they doing?"
• (Erik Palladino) "They're dancing."

Zach Selwyn as Randall Keith Randall

• (Zach Selwyn) "Well, this used to be such a quiet little town / We never had too much trouble around here / Until that spirit was released / And we were haunted by the deceased / And now there's all this crazy s*** that's going down here."

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