Dawn of the Dead (2004 film) Quotes

Dawn of the Dead (2004 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Dawn of the Dead completed its run in 1970.

It features Richard P. Rubinstein; Marc Abraham; Eric Newman as producer, Tyler Bates in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Dawn of the Dead (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dawn of the Dead (2004 film) is 100 minutes long. Dawn of the Dead (2004 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Sarah Polley as Ana, Bruce Bohne as Andy, Ving Rhames as Kenneth, Jake Weber as Michael, Ty Burrell as Steve, Jayne Eastwood as Norma, Boyd Banks as Tucker, Lindy Booth as Nicole, Kevin Zegers as Terry, R. D. Reid as Glen, Ken Foree as Televangelist, Mekhi Phifer as Andre, Kim Poirier as Monica, Michael Barry as Bart, Inna Korobkina as Luda, and Matt Frewer as Frank.

Dawn of the Dead (2004 film) Quotes

Michael Barry as Bart

• (Michael Barry) "Wanna hear something that really sucks? You guys know that chick at Dairy Queen?"
• (CJ) "The fat one?"
• (Michael Barry) "Yeah. She was coming over tonight. I would have tapped that shit for sure."
• (Kevin Zegers) "Bart, dude, everybody's dead, okay? Your mom's dead. Your brother's dead. That fat chick at Dairy Queen? Dead."
• (Michael Barry) "Yeah. That sucks, too."

• (Michael Barry) "Terry, come on, man. Open the door."
• (Kevin Zegers) "Shut up."
• (Michael Barry) "Come on, man. Don't tell me to shut up. Just come open the door. I got you this job. Come on."

• (Michael Barry) ""Twitcher"? Now that is one cool motherfucker."

• (Michael Barry) "Look, he's a twitcher."
• (Michael Barry) "TV says you gotta shoot them in the head."
• (Kevin Zegers) "TV said a lot of things that aren't true."
• (CJ) "Well, fuck the fucker. I told him not go to downstairs."

• (Michael Barry) "What's the news?"
• (CJ) "Bad."

Jake Weber as Michael

• (Jake Weber) "Truck's not gonna make it to Fort Pastor."
• (Ty Burrell) "No, forget the truck. That place is fucked, man. Bloodbath city."
• (Ving Rhames) "How do you know?"
• (Jayne Eastwood) "We just came from there."
• (Ving Rhames) "Is everyone there dead?"
• (Ty Burrell) "Or dead-ish."
• (Ving Rhames) "Is everyone there dead?"
• (Ty Burrell) "Yeah, in the sense that they all, sort of, fell down, and then -- got up and -- started eating each other."

• (Jake Weber) "Help should be along soon."
• (Ty Burrell) "Did you hear that from the same jackass who told us to go to St. Verbena?"
• (Jake Weber) "The church downtown?"
• (Ty Burrell) "Yeah, some dipshit on the radio said it was safe there -- He was wrong."

• (Jake Weber) "Steve, don't fuck this up."
• (Ty Burrell) "Yeah, totally."

• (Jake Weber) "I want you to see this."
• (Jake Weber) "When those things are on the side of the bus, this'll get them off. Cool, huh?"
• (Sarah Polley) "Wow. That might be the most romantic thing anyone's ever shown me."
• (Jake Weber) "I'm trying here."

• (Jake Weber) "Those things are down there."
• (CJ) "Well, these are all your problems, not mine."
• (Ving Rhames) "If I put my foot up your ass, would that be your problem?"

• (Jake Weber) "Well done."
• (Jayne Eastwood) "Thanks."
• (Ty Burrell) "Hey, I'm sorry, excuse me -- when you two fellas are done blowing each other, maybe Davy Crockett could tell us the deal here?"

• (Jake Weber) "So what's the plan?"
• (CJ) "The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up."

Ty Burrell as Steve

• (Ty Burrell) "Hey, what the hell happened to you guys?"
• (Jake Weber) "Give me the keys."
• (Sarah Polley) "Prick."
• (CJ) "I'll deal with you later, motherfucker."

• (Ty Burrell) "It's nice to see that you've all bonded through this disaster."

• (Ty Burrell) "I run a tight ship."

• (Ty Burrell) "Oh, oh. Rosie O'Donnell. Tell him to get Rosie."
• (Ving Rhames) "Oh, yeah. Rosie."
• (Boyd Banks) "No, too easy. Give him something hard."
• (Sarah Polley) "You guys had really rough childhoods, didn't you? Little bit rocky?"
• (Ty Burrell) "Hey, sweetheart. Let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission. I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor, blow my fucking head off."
• (Sarah Polley) "Oh, yeah, you can count on that."

• (Ty Burrell) "Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Why does he stay here while I go on the suicide mission to rescue Terry's already-dead girlfriend?"
• (Kevin Zegers) "Fuck you, man."
• (Jake Weber) "We don't know that."
• (CJ) "You know what, asshole? Either way we gotta get over there and get the guns to get out of this parking lot, all right?"

• (Ty Burrell) "I have an idea. While we're at it, why don't we drop by the marina, hop in my boat and take it for a pleasure cruise, you jackasses."
• (Sarah Polley) "Wait, that's a good idea. There's islands out there. There's not many people on them."
• (Ty Burrell) "I was kidding."

Bruce Bohne as Andy

• (Bruce Bohne) "We're safe in here. Anybody wanna crash this "dinner party", they're gonna get some copper-coated candy for dessert, right? Be all right, baby."

• (Bruce Bohne) "Kenneth, the black guy, over in the mall -- he just wrote me that Fort Pastor's gone. We're on our own. There's no help coming. Yeah, okay. Okay. No problem, you know? People have always put up with shit, right? We survive. That's what we do. We survived the fucking Romans. We survived the Crusades. We survived the Black Plague. We survived fucking world wars. We survived everything. All right? It's just nature's way of thinning us out, you know? Leaving the best to survive and build a better world. That's what's gonna happen now. I'm gonna survive. I'm gonna build you a better world."

• (Bruce Bohne) "They say that those things are dead. I know that's a bunch of BULLSHIT."

• (Bruce Bohne) "INFO?"
• (Ving Rhames) "Fort Pastor GONE. No help coming."
• (Bruce Bohne) "So what's the BAD news?"

Inna Korobkina as Luda

• (Inna Korobkina) "Excuse me, please? Is there a restroom?"
• (CJ) "No. You're staying here."
• (Mekhi Phifer) "So then why don't you tell us which spot in here you'd like us to take a piss?"

Kim Poirier as Monica

• (Kim Poirier) "You've got to drive faster, man."

• (Kim Poirier) "Thank God, I couldn't stay in that fucking truck anymore."

Sarah Polley as Ana

• (Sarah Polley) "Well, Michael, what are you waiting for? Go ahead, kill him. Hey, kill Tucker, too."
• (Boyd Banks) "Wait a minute. I was never bit."
• (Sarah Polley) "We can't be sure. Do it, Michael."

• (Sarah Polley) "Well, it's nice to see you busting your ass today."
• (Ty Burrell) "Oh, that's sarcasm. That is awesome."
• (Ty Burrell) "Yeah, you know, I would love to help, but a captain never works alongside his men."
• (Ty Burrell) "You guys, have a good one."
• (Sarah Polley) "What a total dick."

• (Sarah Polley) "Frank, Michael's coming to shoot you."

• (Sarah Polley) "Where did you get that thing?"
• (Kevin Zegers) "I found Steve's camera."

• (Sarah Polley) "Hey. Hey."
• (Kevin Zegers) "What?"
• (Sarah Polley) "The bathroom in here is fake; it doesn't work."
• (Kevin Zegers) "I'll tell CJ."
• (Sarah Polley) "I'm telling you."

• (Sarah Polley) "The bleeding's not gonna stop on its own. I need to stich his arm."
• (CJ) "What are you, a fucking doctor?"
• (Sarah Polley) "No, I'm a fucking nurse."

Ving Rhames as Kenneth

• (CJ) "Excuse me, not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me see if I grasp this concept, okay? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store where we watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy-movie, jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit? Then we're going to drive across the ruined city through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals. All so we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat?"
• (CJ) "Head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exist?"
• (Ving Rhames) "Yeah."
• (Boyd Banks) "Pretty much, yeah."
• (Jake Weber) "Yeah."
• (CJ) "Okay. I'm in."

• (Ving Rhames) "You know how to use that?"
• (Jake Weber) "This is the dangerous end, right?"
• (Ving Rhames) "Now it is."

• (Ving Rhames) "Fuck y'all."

• (Ving Rhames) "Nothing to say. Been to a lot of funerals. Folded the flag and given it to a lot of wives, and fathers, and kids. I told them how sorry I was. But that's not what I was really feeling. In the back of my mind, I was always saying, "Better them than me." But I don't believe that now. Because now I realize there are some things worse than death, and one of them is sitting here waiting to die."

• (Ving Rhames) "Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday. Now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what. Go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even."

• (Ving Rhames) "You sure you wanna do this?"
• (Jake Weber) "Yeah. I think I'll just stay here awhile. Enjoy the sunrise."

• (Ving Rhames) "Say something."
• (Sarah Polley) "Please --"

Kevin Zegers as Terry

• (Kevin Zegers) "Hey, wait -- Nicole."

• (Kevin Zegers) "You can't just turn them away, CJ, you'll kill them."
• (CJ) "Tough shit. Self-defense."
• (Kevin Zegers) "I'm not killing anybody."
• (CJ) "You know what? I'll kill you."

• (Kevin Zegers) "Somebody should say something."
• (Sarah Polley) "Yeah."
• (Jake Weber) "Glen?"
• (R. D. Reid) "No."
• (Sarah Polley) "You worked in a church."
• (R. D. Reid) "I played the organ."
• (CJ) "Come on, man. You must've heard the priest say something about life and death."
• (R. D. Reid) "It was a job. I don't believe in God. I don't see how anyone could."

• (Kevin Zegers) "I wish somebody was working Hallowed Grounds."
• (CJ) "How hard is it to make a cup of coffee?"
• (Kevin Zegers) "I wanted a soy mocha latte with foam."
• (Michael Barry) "Faggot."

Mekhi Phifer as Andre

• (Mekhi Phifer) "Where's the lemon stuff?"
• (Kim Poirier) "It's gone. Steve likes to put it in his booze. Try the vanilla stuff."

• (Mekhi Phifer) "Shatterproof, asshole."

• (Mekhi Phifer) "It's a girl."

• (Mekhi Phifer) "Hey, my man. You know, I hear you talking a lot. You know, you're always saying something. Who the fuck are you that we should listen, huh? What are you, like, in Special Ops? You in the Marines? What the fuck do you do?"
• (Jake Weber) "I sell televisions at Best Buy."
• (Mekhi Phifer) "Wow."
• (Mekhi Phifer) "Hey, Officer, how you like following a guy that sells TVs?"
• (Ving Rhames) "About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone."

Lindy Booth as Nicole

• (Lindy Booth) "How will we know if he hits it?"

Boyd Banks as Tucker

• (Boyd Banks) "We have 12 of these shotgun shells, 26 of these pussy nine mils, and 16 of those.357 Magnums."

Ken Foree as Televangelist

• (Ken Foree) "Hell is overflowing. And Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because you have sex out of wedlock. You kill unborn children. You have man-on-man relations. Same-sex marriage. How do you think your god will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

Jayne Eastwood as Norma

• (Jayne Eastwood) "Son of a bitch shot me --"

Matt Frewer as Frank

• (Matt Frewer) "You want -- every -- single second."

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