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D2: The Mighty Ducks Quotes

D2: The Mighty Ducks is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . D2: The Mighty Ducks ended its run in 1970.

It features Jon Avnet as producer, J. A. C. Redford in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

D2: The Mighty Ducks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of D2: The Mighty Ducks is 106 minutes long. D2: The Mighty Ducks is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Ty O'Neal as Dwayne, Marguerite Moreau as Connie, Matt Doherty as Lester Averman, Vincent Larusso as Adam, Shaun Weiss as Goldberg, Aaron Lohr as Portman, Jan Rubeš as Jan, Kathryn Erbe as Michele MacKay, Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl, Joshua Jackson as Charlie, Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler, Brandon Adams as Jesse, Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau, Matt Doherty as Les Averman, Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine, Maria Ellingsen as María, imdbname:0939169 as Ken Wu, Elden Henson as Fulton, Michael Tucker as Don Tibbles, Aaron Lohr as Dean, and Ty O'Neal as Norbert.

D2: The Mighty Ducks Quotes

Shaun Weiss as Goldberg

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Matt Doherty as Les Averman

  • (Matt Doherty) "They're bigger. They're stronger. They're faster. They've got more facial hair."
  • (Matt Doherty) "Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what's it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight?"
  • (Shaun Weiss) "I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg."
  • (Matt Doherty) "Hey, is that a tattoo? Is it real?"
  • (Aaron Lohr) "Get away from me."
  • (Matt Doherty) "Yes sir."
  • (Coach Bombay) "Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?"
  • (Matt Doherty) "You know, I knew we forgot something."
  • (Matt Doherty) "You guys wanna ease up a little bit? Just thought I'd ask"

Kathryn Erbe as Michele MacKay

  • (Kathryn Erbe) "Ancient Greece was the beginning of Western civilization. You see in Greece, they didn't have professional sports or Wheaties boxes, so the athletes competed for another reason. Anybody?"
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Falafels?"
  • (Kathryn Erbe) "And when the wind blows hard and the sky is black; Ducks fly together."

Elden Henson as Fulton

  • (Elden Henson) "What the heck kinda shot was that?"
  • (Kenan Thompson) "Ah, you like that, huh?"
  • (Elden Henson) "Yeah."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "That's my knuckle-puck. It's hard to be accurate but it drives goalies crazy."
  • (Elden Henson) "Lil' tuneage to go to sleep by?"
  • (Aaron Lohr) "Yeah."
  • (Aaron Lohr) "Sweet dreams, dude."

Michael Tucker as Don Tibbles

  • (Michael Tucker) "Today it's Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it's video games and action figures. The sky's the limit."

Aaron Lohr as Dean

  • (Aaron Lohr) "Showtime."
  • (Coach Bombay) "That guy's a teenager?"
  • (Aaron Lohr) "Don't you know that everything's on fire?"
  • (Michael Tucker) "Uh, yeah, hormones."
  • (Coach Bombay) "He's a goon."

Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler

  • (Kenan Thompson) "Hey -- Goldberg. I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it. Hahaha."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?"
  • (Aaron Lohr) "Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him."
  • (Brandon Adams) "Man I'm gettin' sick of you."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies."
  • (Brandon Adams) "Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "He dissed you bad, G."
  • (Brandon Adams) "Man. Come here, man."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "Haha. Bye-bye. Have a nice day."
  • (Brandon Adams) "Punk."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "Yeah, high-five some more. Man, my little brother could score on these guys."
  • (Brandon Adams) "Man, why don't you go and bother him, then?"
  • (Brandon Adams) "Haha, I ain't even got a little brother."
  • (Coach Bombay) "Hey, Jesse. Quit gabbin' and get out there on the ice. Show me you want it, son. Let's go."
  • (Kenan Thompson) "Yeah, show us you want it, son. Let's go."

Joshua Jackson as Charlie

  • (Joshua Jackson) "Hey, you got a girl in the stands?"
  • (Vincent Larusso) "Scouts, man. Lookit 'em."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Don't worry about scouts, Adam. Just do your best."

Vincent Larusso as Adam

  • (Vincent Larusso) "I woke up, and the pain was gone."
  • (Vincent Larusso) "Aaaaaaah."
  • (Coach Bombay) "Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Hey ref, why don't you call something for crying out loud? He almost took his arm off."
  • (Referee at Games) "That'll be two minutes."
  • (Olalf Sanderson) "Two minutes well worth it."
  • (imdbname:0939169) "Get in the box, you big goon."

Ty O'Neal as Norbert

  • (Ty O'Neal) "Great day for hockey, ain't it?"
  • (Brandon Adams) "Sure is, cowboy."
  • (Ty O'Neal) "Where I come from we treat ladies with respect."
  • (Marguerite Moreau) "Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK."
  • (Ty O'Neal) "Yee-haw. How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?"
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky."
  • (Ty O'Neal) "Take it easy, dont listen to him."
  • (imdbname:0939169) "Besides that guy will kill you."
  • (Shaun Weiss) "Yea well just hold me back and act like im gonna kill him."
  • (Ty O'Neal) "Here they come. I love this."
  • (McGill) "They are so stupid."
  • (Larson) "One order of shredded Duck coming up."
  • (Unnamed) "They won't know what hit 'em."
  • (Ty O'Neal) "I know. Who said that?"
  • (Elden Henson) "Hi, guys."

Jan Rubeš as Jan

  • (Jan Rubeš) "I see you met my new apprentice."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Jan told me you did this job when you were my age."
  • (Coach Bombay) "That's right, and I hope he pays you more than he paid me."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "You got paid?"
  • (Jan Rubeš) "Eat, everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold."
  • (Jan Rubeš) "Gordon, when I told the Goodwill committee who you were, I did not talk to them about your good looks. I didn't tell them you would win at any cost. I told them you were a man who loves the game. And I told them you were a man who could teach the kids -- about more than just about winning or losing. I told them you were the Minnesota Miracle Man, and only you could teach them to fly. So be that man. Be that man, Gordon."
  • (Coach Bombay) "Hans couldn't make it?"
  • (Jan Rubeš) "Now don't get me started with that strudel head. He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know."

Maria Ellingsen as María

  • (Coach Bombay) "I thought Iceland was covered with ice."
  • (Maria Ellingsen) "No, it's very green."
  • (Coach Bombay) "I thought GREENLAND was green."
  • (Maria Ellingsen) "Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice."

Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl

  • (Wolf Stansson) "Gunnar -- you lost it for me."
  • (Scott Whyte) "You lost it for yourself."
  • (Scott Whyte) "Let's shake their hands."
  • (Scott Whyte) "Good work, Captain Duck."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Thanks, Gunnar."

Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau

  • (Marguerite Moreau) "Good lookin' skater."
  • (Matt Doherty) "Very good lookin'. What do you think, Guy?"
  • (Garette Ratliff Henson) "Shut up, Averman."

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